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wangxian modern aus give me life

okay the entire thread is a little too long for me to screenshot but holy--

it was so cute please go read the whole thing!!!

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Is Wei WuXian’s eyes turning red anyone else’s kink or is it just me and Lan WangJi?

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[Picture not mine] Honestly, if I were looking like this and also a badass war general and could probably get anyone I wanted only to be rejected by Pei Ming cuz man's afraid of commitment I too would probably go crazy and become a Savage ghost.

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it goes like this by moonsteps

it goes like this

by moonsteps

T, 15k, wangxian, background sangcheng

Summary:  Jiang Cheng is staring at him with wide eyes. “You met your soulmate today and didn’t tell me?”

Wei Wuxian stops. “What?” he asks, not quite understanding. “What are you talking about? No, I didn’t?”

“You idiot,” Jiang Cheng spits, holding his hand out to point directly at Wei Wuxian’s wrist. “Your timer!”

Oh.

Wei Wuxian’s eyes dart down, and his heart stops.

(Or, Wei Wuxian finds that he has no idea who his soulmate is. Enter Lan Wangji, resident unapproachable genius, who suddenly requests to be his lab partner.)

My comments:  This is delightful, and also, so funny, because wwx is such an idiot. I should get quotes about the soulmates, but jiang cheng kept butting in, shouting, and it totally reminded me of Austin Powers and the whole sharks with lasers on their heads and the kid yelling to instead, ‘just fucking SHOOT them NOW’… and that was jiang cheng through this whole story.

Excerpt 1:  “You know,” Jiang Cheng says, “what I find funny is the fact that you’re more interested in finding out who Lan Wangji’s soulmate is than finding out who your own soulmate is.”

“Shut up,” Wei Wuxian hisses. “I’m just annoyed.”

“Why, because you’re so painstakingly jealous of yourself?”

“I’m not his soulmate!”

Jiang Cheng snorts, spooning his tofu pudding into his mouth. “Sure you’re not. Keep telling yourself that.”

“And I’m not jealous!” Wei Wuxian argues, slapping his palm down onto the table and making it rattle slightly under the pressure.

Jiang Cheng delicately raises an eyebrow, and Wei Wuxian feels a strong urge to rip his face off.

“Okay,” Jiang Cheng says. “Sure. You’re not jealous.” He flattens his forehead lines. “Actually, that’s even more funny than you not realizing that you’re Lan Wangji’s soulmate.”

“Because I’m not his soulmate!” Wei Wuxian says. He’s kind of over this whole thing, if he’s being completely honest.

(He is, in fact, not over this whole thing.)

“Okay,” Jiang Cheng says, “but you wish you were.”

“Fuck you. Yes I do.”

Excerpt 2:  “Enough!” Jiang Cheng bellows. “Are you fucking blind?”

“Don’t be rude!” Wei Wuxian says. “I’m trying to enlighten you! I’m trying to explain my thought process about this whole thing!”

“You fucking idiot,” Jiang Cheng says, throwing his arms up into the air. “You’re the fucking soulmate! Are you serious right now? I can’t believe you called me over for this dumb shit—”

“I’m not!” Wei Wuxian says. “If I was his soulmate, Lan Zhan would have told me already!”

“Even I wouldn’t tell you if I was your soulmate if you were being like this!”

modern au, soulmates, college/university au, soulmate-identifying timers, humor, fluff, oblivious wei wuxian, jealous wei wuxian, drunk lan wangji, idiots in love, side sangcheng, long-suffering lan wangji, long-suffering jiang cheng, angry jiang cheng, light angst, pining, brotherly feels, hilarity, sangcheng have their shit together, unlike wangxian, bless their hearts, fluff, @biqings​

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If the MDZS/The Untamed characters were traditional dancers

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Literally the entire Cultivation World: Lan Wangji is in love with Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: sO, yOu LiKe MiAnMiAn?

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*bows down*

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OK BUT LIKE are we just gonna pretend that Guoshi telling Xie Lian that Xie Lian’s ~ male preference ~ is “certainly not like him” didn’t happen???? I’m WHEEZING

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cats in a cherry tree, by fancy nothing on insta.

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HEY

Hamilton: An American Musical portrays the founding fathers in a far more positive light than they deserve and neglects to mention the horrific impact these men had on both African Americans as a collective and the individual Black people they interacted with and portrays America through rose-tinted glasses

AND

Hamilton : An American Musical was instrumental in igniting a new wave of musical appreciation and modern musicals that sparked a generation's interest in history while also giving recognition and roles to incredible Actors and Actresses of color and is a musical masterpiece

Are opinions that can and should coexist. It's okay to be critical of the things you consume. It's encouraged even.

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You have to promise. You have to come back someday.

Jo Yeong and Jo Eun-sop saying goodbye T_T

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To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent.