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A ray of sunshine

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The fact you can make logging stands in the Emerald Graves is absolutely wild. Woof

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Started a new play-through and in order to keep my grubby hands off Cullen I had to make a…..not female elf. Ehehehehhehe

The song is the chorus to [My Very Last Sip]

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Hello…Old friend🌿

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Time had faded the color, but not the memory.

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THAT ONE TOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT

He's got some like.....roided up body builder morphology going on!

His neck is like 8 feet long I guess

I swear BioWare is allergic to trap muscles.

Cullen in That Scene™️ and then Davrin's weird shoulders in That Scene™️

I couldn't even enjoy them cause I was just transfixed by the anatomy of these boys

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Idk which is worse, honestly. Inky's legs being unhinged at the hip, Cullen being like a posable Mr. Fantastic doll, or Davrin just.....hanging there

I swear BioWare is allergic to trap muscles.

Cullen in That Scene™️ and then Davrin's weird shoulders in That Scene™️

I couldn't even enjoy them cause I was just transfixed by the anatomy of these boys

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I swear BioWare is allergic to trap muscles.

Cullen in That Scene™️ and then Davrin's weird shoulders in That Scene™️

I couldn't even enjoy them cause I was just transfixed by the anatomy of these boys

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[git'chur lemons here]

For being a Fenris Fker I was APPALLED at the lack of Fenris Fk or Fking I've drawn. So 💁‍♀️

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Dragon Age “Favorite Game” Alignments:

Lawful Origins -knows everything about the DA universe -reads all the codex entries -actually knows things about story structure -nerd

Neutral Origins -romances alistair every time -can never bring themselves to make evil choices -loves the music -cries a lot

Chaotic Origins -“FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS DIRECT FROM ORZAMMAR” -just replays all the different prologues over and over -restarts when they get to ostagar

Lawful 2 -thinks DA2 was unfairly judged in comparison to origins -has Strong Opinions ™ about anders -thinkpieces and meta -secretly bitter

Neutral 2 -really just loves all the DA2 characters -like, REALLY loves them -a lot -fix-it fic and coffee shop AUs -probably bisexual

Chaotic 2 -has only played 2 -“wtf is a darkspawn lol” -purple dialogue options -probably a blood mage

Lawful Inquisition -enjoys fetch quests -takes time to craft new weapons and armour at regular intervals -talks to every companion between every single mission -looks up walkthroughs and quickloads whenever a companion disapproves

Neutral Inquisition -Inquisition was their first DA game -avoids fandom drama -just genuinely enjoys all the games -the most chill

Chaotic Inquisition -“HOLY SHIT YOU CAN JUMP” -spends 90% of their time falling off of roofs in skyhold -runs into dragon battles 20 levels too soon and gets destroyed -tries to glitch on purpose

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Hi I hope you don’t mind but I did a little doodle!

I don’t always feel the overwhelming urge to draw my Dragon Age characters, but when I do that’s how you know the brain worms have claimed me.

This is Guinevere and I love her, she’s a certified Lucanis kisser

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Sometimes I’m reminded of my first playthrough when I specced my rogue Warden to have a shit ton of strength and the probable shenanigans

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the lore inconsistencies with the blight in this game are actually exhausting. 'the rules have changed the blight has changed' okay but make it make sense within the changes please like

the blight is the titans dreams gone mad with rage okay. red lyrium is lyrium infected with the blight. except that section of red lyrium in harding's quest which is... angry... but somehow not infected with the blight... even though we know what red lyrium is from inquisition

the calling eventually kills you but there's a bunch of super blighted wardens who've been alive for ages underground. isseya has been alive since the 4th blight. these wardens aren't even proper darkspawn they're just Really Corrupted

there's that ominous 'theres something in the blight' quest you do in the wetlands that just turns out to be a giant blight growth. darkspawn appear from blight pools now. also apparently in the wetlands there's just a bunch of flowers happily thriving beneath the blight that are fine once the blight is removed. did we forget the western approach. that the land is barren after it's infected with the blight.

it's super easy to become infected with the blight, except if you're rook and co apparently because that blighted status sure doesn't really have any consequences. spEAKING OF which neve/bellara become super duper infected by the blight to the point they can control it and yet afterwards... they're fine?? they're fine!! there's no cure for the blight except apparently you can just shake it off. the hero of fereldan has been searching for a cure for decades but could've just shrugged it off apparently!

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