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Y͉͚̙̝̮͔͓̯͍̬̘̦̪̐ͦ̿̌̑̑ͨͭ̄̀Ộ̬̪̙̯̝̖͎̬͉͎̫̙͖̫̥͎ͮ͒̾́̚ͅṶ̟͎̹̗ͤ̃͗̀̃͛͗̏ͤ̉̀ͅ'̘̲̘̺͉͈̬̠͇̳̒̓̌̊̌͛͗ͣ̂̅͗̔ͪ͌̂͐̂ͩͅV̙̗̲͉̪͉̥̌͌͌̉E̞̜̠̠̩̬̪͇͕̩͉͖̯̲̬͕͛̉͛ ̹̹̦̱̹̤̘͎͉̥ͨ̄̈ͪD̘̬̝̩͎̗̳̺̝͇̲̺̬̣̮̲̙̔̊̚Ȅ̠̹̻̭͖͕̘̝̓͆̆̄̏S̥͎̘̪̹̠̜͓̰͍͙̩̖̳̹̱̐ͪͭ͂͗͌͋̐͊̇ͬͭT͙̘̹̰̫͉͎̜̤ͧ̇̎̍̿͛̒͊̈ͪ͆͋̄R̲͍͈̼̘̜̺̻̻̙͍̣̋̏̀̔̂̉ͫ͐ͅO͔̬͈͍̻ͦͥͫ̎̋ͅỴ̦̣̟͎̔͆̊ͥͬ̂̈́̔̾͗͑͋̂ͮ̎̓E͎̙͍̱̝̫̲̣̭͐͊͐͗̆̿ͮ̑̏ͮ̽̓ͪ̽̑́̚D̫͕͇͍̗̭̞̗̘̪͔̦͐ͨ͂̃̇̋ͧ͆ͣ̀̾̽͗ͅ ̘̙̳̹͎͎̭̖̯͍̔̏ͧ̔̽ͨ͗̏̅͒̏̃̏ͯM̞̖̭͓͚͓̪̪̐͒ͧͬY͇̮͕͓̹̱̩̦͓̺̎ͪ̀ ̫̗̜̮͍̮͖͓͖̫͎͋ͯ̋ͬͪͨ̓ͅW͈̟̥̖̠̗͔͗͋̎̂ͤ̀͆͒ͮ̎̈ͨ͊̒ͅÒ̖͔̟̣ͬ͊ͦ̋̓̐̄̋͌̉͑̊Ṛ͍͉͙͓͇̮̠͎̟ͯ̅͂ͮ̂ͦ̄̐͐̚Ḵ̟͕̣̠̺͎̣͓͕̱̗̘̪͚̽̊͊ͣ͆̐͊̓̊̔͂ͭ!͕͔̱̥̖̲͊ͮ͐͆ͭ̋̅ͅ

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With a sigh, the Narrator put his phone in his pocket and rubbed the bridge of his nose. [”My thumbs hurt, my phone’s battery is down to 13%, I’m stuck at level 33 and I have a headache THIS big.”] He paused to fish a pack of cigarettes out of his coat.

[”Totally worth it.’]

“How long have you been playing that game?” - theAdventureLineParable

The Narrator looked up from his phone and his game of candy crush, his eyes red, and even darker eyebags underhis eyes [”…too long, my dear. Too long. All I see are sweets.”]

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“How long have you been playing that game?” - theAdventureLineParable

The Narrator looked up from his phone and his game of candy crush, his eyes red, and even darker eyebags underhis eyes [”…too long, my dear. Too long. All I see are sweets.”]

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“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.” - theAdventureLineParable

[”I don’t know whether I smoked too many cigarettes or drank too much coffee…”] The narrator paused to stare in an empty coffee mug that read ‘tea rex’ on it for a moment. [”Perhaps it’s a combination of both. Fascinating.”]

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[”Luckily I’m far above such petty behaviour, but I feel you. Looking over an abandoned office without anyone to narrate to can be rather...boring.  I would offer you a cigarette to calm down, but you don’t strike me as a smoker.”]

["My good man, if you don't 'need a Stanley', like you just said, then why did I see a 'have you seen this employee?' poster next to the vending machine in the break room? The guy on the picture looked an awfull lot like your Stanley, you know."]

“It’s a remembrance to those who have departed. He’s dead to me.”

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Narrator: Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen. Narrator: [downs entire drink]

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[”My, someone’s being edgy for a change!”]

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[” I like it.”]

["My good man, if you don't 'need a Stanley', like you just said, then why did I see a 'have you seen this employee?' poster next to the vending machine in the break room? The guy on the picture looked an awfull lot like your Stanley, you know."]

“It’s a remembrance to those who have departed. He’s dead to me.”

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mr narrator! :D how are you doing?

He looked down at the girl in surprise, taking his umpteenth cigarette from that day out of his mouth and blowing a puff of smoke to the wall next to him. He remembered something about her hating the smell. [”My my, if it isn’t Azura. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I’ve been doing just...”] A pause and vague gesture, the smoke of his cigarette following his shaky hand. [”Well I’ve been. Let’s keep it at that. But enough about me. How have you been doing?”]

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Random Sentences Starters

“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”

“Are you done?”

“Are you reading fanfiction?”

“Can I have your fries?”

“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”

“Did you get my text?”

“Eat my whole ass.”

“Hey, don’t insult memes!”

“How long have you been playing that game?”

“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”

“I like your taste in music.”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”

“It’s a damn shame.”

“I’ll be home in five minutes.”

“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”

“I’m sorry…”

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”

“Let me go.”

“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”

“Me. I meant me.”

“Nice voice crack.”

“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”

“Please don’t do this…”

“Suck my ass through a straw.”

“Touching leads to babies.”

“Um?”

“Wait up!”

“What are you talking about?”

“What the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why are you like this?”

“Your taste in music is shit.”

“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”

“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”

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system… annihilate.