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I like to imagine that, like Pokemon Gym Leaders, each country has its own Monarch of the Swans.

One day they shall all do battle...

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

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D&D Aesthetics: Fantasy Feasts

Humans: In a word: homely. Humans are known for their homesteads and agriculture - meaning freshly baked goods, locally-sourced cheeses, and fruit and veg straight from the farm! Their natural adaptability means that coastal settlements can even take advanatge of fishing.

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D&D Aesthetics: Fantasy Feasts

Elves: Light, nourishing, and carefully eaten. Elves are almost timeless beings, who appreciate fine-yet-simple dishes. A range of sweet, savoury, and nutritious meals, with a good gulp of water or wine to cleanse the palate.

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D&D Aesthetics: Fantasy Feasts

Dwarves: As a stocky and hearty bunch, Dwarves need big and hearty food. Lots of meat, proteins, and chunky fruit and root veg - washed down with tankards fresh from the cask! And some fresh, tough fruit, and warm apple pies will make for a perfect desert.

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“Now we are not afraid Although we know there's much to fear We were moving mountains Long before we knew we could.”

In my opinion, The Prince of Egypt is was of the most singularly stunning animated movies of all time. Whether a religious individual or not, one cannot deny the skill with which it gives faceless biblical characters such humanity, and a 3000 year old story integrity and a timeless message.

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For me, 1973′s ‘The Wicker Man’ will always be one of the most deeply unsettling horror-thrillers ever.

“Heigh ho! Who is there? No one but me, my dear Please come say, ‘How do?’ The things I'll give to you By stroke as gentle as a feather I'll catch a rainbow from the sky And tie the ends together.”

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There will always be a special place in my heart for Studio Ghibli’s take on The Borrowers. It has a fantastic melancholy and sense of scale I’d only ever previously felt when reading the book as a child, and every re-watch brings that nostalgia back in waves.

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I’ll have you know this is 100% a legit recording of my Play Of The Game!

‘I have opened the path~’

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A-MEI-ZING!

When You Jump In A Mei Ult By Mistake

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When you do that Ult combo just right-

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When you Harmony Orb your teammate and want that assist kill.

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You have blessed my gifs and made them 100% better! <3

‘I have opened the path~’

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This sounds perfect!

I’m ready for Team Rocket to be fooled by a Mimikyu thinking it’s Pikachu and then realizing it’s not and being angry but James then feels bad and decides to catch it since he’s a caring Pokemon mother.

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Seriously wonderful! <3

i noticed almost every character in overwatch has supportive dialogue lines so i decided to put them all together in one massive audio post and i maybe… got a little too emotional

music: undertale - his theme by toby fox i got all the dialogue lines from here: x

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‘I have opened the path~’

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When Ana Ults you and you got one shot-