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He was not like other girls and when asked about it he would say he was a scorpion with such conviction that you had to for a moment consider how you got it so obviously wrong.

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Why do people have secret recipe's, what's so wrong with what your doing for it to be a secret.

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Kennel MD

I've been thinking about air bud but as a legal drama which swiftly led me to thinking about a house but instead of the guy it was just the dog from air bud and the show would be same except for the fact that house was a dog that whenever they barked the other characters would know what they were saying.

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A D&D character idea

A D&D character idea I had recently is that the character is questing to find medicine or magic to help their old man but throughout the adventure they never make a clear difference between the old man and the characters parents and it slowly becomes more and more obvious that the old man isn't related to them and had been more like the family dog.

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The spider dream

I recently had a dream where I was dating a spider (it had a human face I just can't remember where but it did also have it's mandibles.), while we were chatting away I tried to walk to a different room and found that I couldn't walk, when I looked down at my legs I saw that they had been replaced by large abdomen birthing disgusting grub spider babies and when I looked back at my spider girlfriend she told me that they wanted to mate and then I woke up.

What does this mean?

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A post about baking.

I don't understand why people find baking difficult "It's a science." They say, no it's not it's art the only things you need are vague quantities, ingredients substitutions, and and a heat to cook it at, just cook your cake you coward if it's burnt that's just extra flavour if it's undercooked just stick it back in for a couple extra minutes and you'll be right, so in conclusion the next time you're baking sacrifice a virgin and consult the necronomicon and everything will turn out fine.

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Bill

I've been rewatching some new who and I've just started the season with Bill and in her totally forgot how much I enjoyed watching her character, I do wish we got another season with her.

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The favourite.

If you can't eat your favourite animal can you really call it your favourite animal. A

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Plus interest!!!!

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My understanding of Supernatural

From my limited knowledge and understanding of Supernatural it's a show about two guy's named Dean and Sam they are married or brothers, possibly both either way they are in a deeply committed and loving relationship that the writers of the show may have taken a bold risk to show on screen. They go around America punching ghost's and one of them has perky nipples and wears a leather jacket.

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Safe living in marvel

From my limited knowledge and research of Marvel comics and movies the U.S.A seems like a bad place to live if you're in a populated city and the rest of the world is a little better so for that reason I would think that the southern hemisphere would be the safest place to live specifically the oft forgotten Tasmania or new Zealand.

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So recently WotC released this announcement regarding Universes Beyond being legal in MtG formats going forward from 2025.

And this is honestly the opposite of what I wanted to hear. I was looking for how to deal with avoiding UB in Commander. And I had hoped that UB and non-UB would get different formats. Because I don't want to play with UB all the time. I didn't come to MtG to play an IP blender mashup game. I came for the setting, lore, and flavor of the MtG setting I have come to love. I want to play the game that is about those settings, not a game that's about an IP crossover brawl.

I know I'm probably not alone in this, but I feel like we are not being listened to. I hope @wizardsmagic is listening and gives some space to the players like me in the community, but now I'm just sad it is a lot harder to play the game I like and be a player in the community.

I had recently started going to LGSs for MtG events again, but now I'll be reconsidering continuing that, because who is going to have decks without UB when all official formats allow UB stuff? Not to mention the increase in proportion of UB sets proposed. No point bringing a deck to stores or conventions for pick up games because no one will likely have a deck without UB.

-signed, a sad Vorthos

(had to recreate this whole post after apparently losing it to the void, hopefully it works this time)

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Possum

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The meme

My father has only ever created one meme and I doubt he'll make more, the problem is that either I'm not intelligent enough to understand it or I was born too early for it to make sense either way it still amuses me greatly.

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Gwenpool

I finally got around to reading love unlimited gwenpool I really enjoyed it but I wasn't expecting to cry.

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Bard spells

I was just thinking about syncopate and polyrhythm and how they would make some rad D&D spells. I can imagine the saying DM I cast polyrhythm and some rad music getting played as ambient music in game or turning some poor schmuck into some sheet music.

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I've recently started listening to Jay and Miles explain the x-men and while attempting to listen to the Adam-X episode most of what was said got drowned out by outside noise and all I really heard was "Extreme" get repeated over and over along with some excited babbling. I'm not entirely sure that this wasn't the best way to experience this episode.