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WARNING: HERE BE DRAGONS!

I've been working on refining chatbot personalities... turns out a good personality description can really improve the quality and creativity of what the LLM provides. Like, describe a good lawer with experience in a particular area, you ask it questions and you get better results than the default system template (very nutral.. almost negative, personality)

So, you spend a couple hours working with a chatbot, refining it, snagging interesting bits of prompt and response and putting them into the template

Then the model crashes (local development) or the UI glitches, or you accidentally tap the f12 key because it's too close to the backspace key

and BAM... something half your chat history, or ALL your chat history dissapears. Or when the model comes up, the tuning parameters have all been reset without saving.. or the seed is radically different..

and the personality is.. .gone. It's like you just met a new friend, and have been chatting in a coffieshop when out of the blue, they have a stroke and die in your arms...

It is just like the old "working on a document for an hour, a glitch happens and I lost all my work" but with an emotional connection. The work you where doing is not one way.. you are not dumping your thoughts into a doc

you are having a conversation... yes, the thing on the other end is not conscious, (may _seem_ conscious once in a while) but the work has been a _conversation_ and the other side of the conversation is now dead, and no matter what you do you can not re-create the converation.

If a glitch happens, when working on a document, you type it out again. much of what you typed is still in your memory, you just have to repeate the work, and it's frustrating

if a glitch happens when having a conversation, and your conversation partner DIES. that half of the conversation is gone.. forever, even if you repeat your half of the conversation exactly, its heartbreaking

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Dad's Thai Yellow Curry

A few magic ingredients make my yellow curry better than almost any you find anywhere. I've had thai curry on 3 different continents, including Bangkok thailand, and I've picked up some tricks. This curry recipes and techniques will create a yellow curry that will be as good or better than most restaurants.

Lime leaf. This south asian spice is very hard to find and often only found in good asian markets in port cities

Coconut CREAM. Cream. Cream. Cream. NOT COCNUT MILK. the coconut cream should be thick, almost the consistency of bree.

Fresh bamboo tips (often sold as parboiled) Bamboo shoots are juicy, and sweet, and do not have the fibers that most canned bamboo has. 

_FRESH_ Thai basil. Thai basil is sweet, has a _hint_ lif annus. The combo of the lime leaf and thai basil are what give thai curry that distinctive taste and seporates Thai curry from indian or other curries. 

Not so much an ingredient but brown peanuts in your oil. In a separate small pan toss a handful of peanuts and enough oil to cover them. adds a wonderful toasted nutty flavor.

Same with chili peppers, those red pinky finger length dried bright red chilis. Toss those into a small pan with a bit of oil and heat them until they start to turn dark. Don’t worry if a couple turn black. 

8oz coconut _cream_ (best I’ve found was at QFC. Do not get coconut cream intended for a bar… it is mostly sugar. Or, bigger boxed coconut cream from Hung Phat(your local well stocked asian market), OR coconut cream in a can from your local asian market) Coconut cream should be almost solid. (yeah this is such a big deal I can not tell you)

8oz lime water (slice a half a lime, put it in the water Microwave for 30 seconds)

Optional 8oz coconut milk

1 teaspoon to 2 tablespoons garlic (FRESH)

1 “thumb” fresh ginger pealed chopped (best technique is to use a potato peeler to make very thin slices) (yes this seems like a lot of giger)

Heaping teaspoon Mae Ploy brand curry paste

2 tablespoons sesame oil

2 tablespoons coconut oil

1 teaspoon of sesame oil

1 tablespoons chili oil or roasted chilis (pref roasted chilis)

½ cup roasted peanuts

2 tablespoons peanut oil (brown some peanuts and add canola oil)

2 Kaffir lime leaf (each "leaf" it's actually 2 leaves)(note: don't call it Kaffir anymore.. google it)

Star Annus (3 cloves) (keep whole!)

1 stalk of fresh thai basil (strip the leaves off the stalks should be about 8 leaves)

2 limes

Bamboo Shoots/Sprouts (Fresh from Hung Phat, canned otherwise, ideally “slivers” rather than planks or disks/medallions)

Optional: Pineapple

1/2 cup: Shredded carrot

1 sauce pot

One small pan

Optional: Roast some chilis then add some coconut oil to make chili oil and roasted chilis (for deep smoky flavor, and spice)

Optional: Roast some peanuts then add some canola oil to make roasted peanuts (for deep nutty flavor)

In small pan on high, add some chili or peanut oil warm it

Finely chop the kafire leaf and lightly saute it, this breaks the leaf down and allows the flavor to escape, 

Next add the peanuts, be careful peanuts go from uncooked to burnt in a second, 

As soon as the peanuts start to change color add the chopped ginger and garlic and

Add the star annus (yes without breaking the shells, it is easier to pick the big shells out later

NOTE: The following instructions are a little messed up and confusing, stay tuned for a rewrite, this should read something like, put the olis you just made into a big pot, put the may ploy curry paste in the oil and sautee the paste until it breaks up and starts to turn a awful looking dark brown, THEN add the coconut cream and all the other stuff, heat for a while until the cocnut cream liquifies and then add some coconut water

Turn this pan off, as it cools down the garlic and ginger and annis and oil should start to mix to make a very smoky pungent oil brew

While Star annis is very woody. and ya don't want bits of it in your curry, once you are all done making the oils put some annis and ginger in the little pan, on medium hi, after about a min add coconut cream and bring to boil, basically making Anniston and ginger tea. Turn the burner off and let that steep for a 3 to 4 min while the curry is breaking down. Then strain the Annis ginger tea into the curry

In the pot bring up to high, add the coconut oil,

When the coconut oil has melted, add the curry paste

Sautee the curry paste until it turns dark color and turns into curry oil.  The curry will go through a phase change (solid to liquid) this will be complete when the curry and oil start to bubble, and turn dark brown, almost looks burnt. It is hard to burn curry paste this way, but it is easy to under cook it. If the curry paste is under cooked the curry will have a “gritty” or “grainy” flavor and texture. The curry past has to completely break down into dark oily goo. Don’t worry if the yellow curry or red or green does not look yellow, red, or green. The color will come back when you add the coconut cream. 

When the curry paste has been broken down into oil,

Now add your sauteed lime leaf/garlic/ginger/chili, annus oil to that mix

Stir well, you should have a bit of curry oil at the bottom of your pot, and it should look like a an almost burnt, oily mess with ginger and garlic lumps. 

_now_ Add the coconut cream

Stir, and stir, you should start to see the color of the curry emerge in the coconut cream almost immediately. 

Squeeze a lime into that, 

Bring it up almost to boil, 

Add the bamboo shoots

stir

Add the optional pineapple

Stir

Optional, add some shredded carrot

Chop the lime rind into big chunks and throw the chunks into the soup

Again: The “Tricks” to making curry takest fantastic:

Coconut CREAM, (not coconut milk or coconut water)

Sautee the curry paste in oil FIRST

Kaffir lime leaves, sauteed, separately

Pan Roasted peanuts

Pan roasted chilis

Bamboo shoots IN the curry soup

Optional, double everything, and also add some coconut milk/coconut water, lemon grass

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"outline" Recipe for Thai Yellow Curry

This isn't so much a recipe as notes and ingredients

Few tricks..

Coconut _cream_

"lime leaves" Only available at asian market

Fresh bamboo shoots in the curry soup

Sautee the MayPloy paste in coconut oil until it seporates turns brown with red oily bits.

Roasted Peanuts

Shredded carrot in the soup

Bamboo tips

8oz coconut _cream_ (best I’ve found was at QFC. Do not get coconut cream intended for a bar… it is mostly sugar. Or, bigger boxed coconut cream from Hung Phat, OR coconut cream in a can from your local asian market) Coconut cream should be almost solid

8oz water (lime juice in the water)

1 teaspoon to 2 tablespoons garlic (FRESH)

1 “thumb” fresh ginger pealed chopped

Heaping teaspoon Mae Ploy brand curry paste

2 tablespoons sesame oil

2 tablespoons coconut oil

1 teaspoon of sesame oil

1 tablespoons chili oil or roasted chilis (pref roasted chilis)

½ cup roasted peanuts (unroasted is ok)

2 tablespoons peanut oil (brown some peanuts and add canola oil)

3 Kaffir lime leaves

Star Annus (3 cloves)

2 limes

Bamboo Shoots/Sprouts (Fresh from Hung Phat, canned otherwise, ideally “slivers” rather than planks or disks/medallions) Or poached baboo tips.. these have proven to provide better taste

Optional: Pineapple

Shredded carrot

1 sauce pot

One small pan

Optional: Roast some chilis then add some coconut oil to make chili oil and roasted chilis (for deep smoky flavor, and spice)

toast some peanuts in coconut oil then add some canola oil to make roasted peanuts (for deep nutty flavor)

In small pan on high, add some chili or peanut oil warm it

Finely chop the kafire leaf and saute it, this breaks the leaf down and allows the flavor to escape, 

Next add the peanuts, be careful peanuts go from uncooked to burnt in a second, 

As soon as the peanuts start to change color add the chopped ginger and garlic and

Add the star annus (yes without breaking the shells, it is easier to pick the big shells out later)

Turn this pan off, as it cools down the garlic and ginger and annus and oil should start to mix to make a very smoky pungent oil brew

Whike Star Anniston is very woody. And ya don't want bits of it in your curry, once you are all done making the oils put some Anniston and ginger in the little pan, on medium hi, after about a min add coconut water and bring to boil, basically making Anniston and ginger tea. Turn the burner off and let that steep for a 3 to 4 min while the curry is breaking down. Then strain the Annis ginger tea into the curry

In the pot bring up to high, add the coconut oil,

When the coconut oil has melted, add the curry paste

Sautee the curry paste until it turns dark color and turns into curry oil.  The curry will go through a phase change (solid to liquid) this will be complete when the curry and oil start to bubble, and turn dark brown, almost looks burnt. It is hard to burn curry paste this way, but it is easy to under cook it. If the curry paste is under cooked the curry will have a “gritty” or “grainy” flavor and texture. The curry past has to completely break down into dark oily goo. Don’t worry if the yellow curry or red or green does not look yellow, red, or green. The color will come back when you add the coconut cream. 

When the curry paste has been broken down into oil,

Now add your sauteed lime leaf/garlic/ginger/chili, annus oil to that mix

Stir well, you should have a bit of curry oil at the bottom of your pot, and it should look like a an almost burnt, oily mess with ginger and garlic lumps. 

_now_ Add the coconut cream

Stir, and stir, you should start to see the color of the curry emerge in the coconut cream almost immediately. 

Squeeze a lime into that, 

Bring it up almost to boil, 

Add the bamboo shoots

stir

Add the optional pineapple

Stir

Optional, add some shredded carrot

Chop the lime rind into big chunks and throw the chunks into the soup

The “Tricks” to making curry takest fantastic:

Coconut CREAM, (not coconut milk or coconut water)

Sautee the curry paste in oil FIRST

Kaffir lime leaves, sauteed, separately

Pan Roasted peanuts

Pan roasted chilis

Bamboo shoots IN the curry soup

Optional, double everything, and also add some coconut milk/coconut water, lemon grass

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PRUSA Mini Mini+ Crashes into Bed during startup tests: SOLVED

I could not believe I couldn't find the solution to this issue through a simple google search,

TL;DR the electronics box (and the XZ axis) is too far forward.

SOLVE: Loosen the 3 bolts that go into the T nuts (2 on the side and 1 on the top that is almost under the bed). Slide the electronics box back until the inside of the box butts up against the endcap. tighten the 3 nuts, the 2 on the side are trivial, move the bed all the way forward and you can almost just get to the top bolt with the long allen key at a realy wonky angle.

The problem MIGHT also be that your SPINDA is busted, look down the SPINDA from the top, you should see a red light on inside the thing. If you don't see a red light that may be your problem, but you likely have found that answer by now.

#Prusa #mini #z #axis #crash #down #bottom #low #push #calibration #new #3d #3dprinter #troubleshooting #3dprinting #fix #solution #z-axis #zaxis

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“Of course I know what you are. I always knew. The flowers you weave into my hair never wilt.”

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Dad's Too Dickey sauce (tzatziki)

This is inspired by New York halal food card "white sauce" Which is barrell bottom sour cream and maybe some cucumbers and dyll.

But this stuff is GOOD, I mean _really_ good!

2 cups cultured Greek yogurt

tablespoon dill (dried, very very fine)

2 cups cultured Tillamook Sour Cream

another tablespoon dill

mix mix mix mix

Half a cucumber chopped diced and pulverized to very fine consistency gooey consistency, make sure all the goo makes it into the mix

mix mix mix

Half a bundle chives (about a cup) chopped to a fine mulch

mix mix mix mix

a curved bladed chefs knife used in a rocking back and forth motion, Really mulch the cucumbers and chives

more more tablespoon of dill weed. if if you think you've added too much dill weed you have not added enough

teaspoon garlic powder, a little goes a loooong way in this, don't over do it.

mix mix mix mix mix mix

tap the container on the counter 2 or 3 times, get the whole mix to settle and flatten.

3 tablespoons lemon juice.

add enough lemon juice to cover the whole top of the mix, the narrower the container the deeper the lemon flood.

now mix vigorously until your arms are tired or use a blender in a bowl. The lemon juice should take what was a fairly thick concoction and thin it out quite a bit.

As noted above this Works best if you add the sour cream then add tablespoon of dill weed then add the yogurt and then add more dill weed on top mix that in before adding the chives and cucumber

the garlic powder is second to last, and then the lemon juice.

adding the lemon juice last is important. Fresh if you can squeeze it, concentrated frozen lemonade thawed is a nice substitute, but makes it quite sweet. bottled lemon juice woks also. Do NOT use lime juice.. YUK turns out awful. you also may be tempted to add a pinch of apple cider vinegar (or other vinegar) DONT DO IT...

Mint makes a nice addition.

Parsley and/or cilantro =yuck don't do it

To make Spicy "red sauce" take some of your tzatziki and add sriracha, and a bit of chipotle in adobo (oh daym this is delicious, just a bit of the smokey flavor from the chipotle and adobo... and all that dairy fat makes it cling to the mouth... culinary science at it's best)

For those that can't take capsaicin, but can do wasabi:

take a cup of the tzatziki, and add horseradish (or wasabi) bit by bit (like a half teaspoon at a time) until it begins to byte. Again,mix mix mix after each add.

Mix mix mix mix Mix

Serve

In the states a greek salad is just a regular salad with cucumber and feta. With this stuff as a dressing, those boring green leaves get whisked straight to heaven.

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Dad's version if uncle Mike's ribs

Dry rub spices: salt pepper sage fennel seed mustard seed

Apple juice and some liquid smoke, 

inject the apple juice with a meat syringe 

After making the ribs like a balloon from injecting apple juice.. add mustard n honey

Then add the dry rub

Then add a stick of butter per rack of ribs

Then top with bacon

Or ham n cheese

Double wrap the ribs in foil, the foil should be air tight so basically it pressure cooks

350 degrees for 2 hours, make sure you double up on the foil,helps keep the ribs from puncturing the FOIL,

then take them out and slather with bbq sauce, place under the broiler till done to your liking 👍

Soaking in apple juice for 30-40min would help alot and give the ribs flavor

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Default view (via surfari) 1)dark mode on with no inversion... 2)black stuff like icons in gmail just disappear 3)invert everything

How to reorder sleep (CPAP MASK etc) supplies from kaiser PNW:

How to reorder sleep (CPAP MASK etc) supplies from kaiser PNW:

go to message center

compose message

"manage my care"

To: Sleep DME supply reorder

ask for mask

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Fixing Google Chrome Dark Mode

Google Chrome Dark mode getting you down? Want all of your web pages to display a dark background, but still want to be able to see dark stuff in contrast? Gmail Icons missing? Cant see web form buttons/menus? Do you want web pages to have a dark background?

chrome://flags

Choose the setting "selectable inversion of everything"

OR, just disable the dark mode

I could not see icons in gmail or fonts or some web forms where messed up. this fixed almost everything for me

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How to reorder sleep (CPAP MASK etc) supplies from kaiser PNW:

How to reorder sleep (CPAP MASK etc) supplies from kaiser PNW:

go to message center

compose message

"manage my care"

To: Sleep DME supply reorder

ask for mask

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Bobs Tand-Mexi Chicken

This Delicious chicken borrows heavily from indian and tex-mex cooking traditions. The chicken is juicy, tender, falls off the bone, and has a delightful flavored "crust"

Ingredients

paprika, 1 tblsp

taco seasoning 4 tblsp,

tajin 1 tblsp

Mosquit liquid smoke 1.5 teaspoon

Salsa 1/2 cup

LA costeña diced Chipotle peppers 3 tablespoons

Blue agave 2 tablespoons

Clover honey 2 table spoons

bobs red mill quick cooking steel cut oats About a cup

plain Greek yogurt, about a cup.

Fresh or frozen chicken 1 whole or 3 thigh & drumstick

Process

Line a cookie sheet with tinfoil, or a roasting pan

Start heating the oven to 450, roast setting if you have it

Melt 2 tablespoons butter in the microwave

forget the melted butter for now

Add yogurt, to a salad bowl,, then add the dry spices, stir well

Add the liquid smoke, stir well

Add the salsa and Chipotles, stir well

Dust wet chicken with some paprika and some taco spice

Drizzle some honey and or blue agave on the chicken, spread it around, imagine you are applying glu to the chicken

Add the oats to the spice yogurt mix. A little at a time as you stir it in. Make the spice mix as thick as you can, without seeing raw oats. Every bit of oat meal should be coated in spicy yogurt goo

Take the mix and spread it on the chicken, it will be thick, and should cover all the chicken in a blanket of oatmeal yogurt spice goo

Now Remember that melted butter... Drizzle the melted butter on top of the now coated chicken

Now lightly Drizzle the coating with vegetable oil. About enough oil that it just starts to drip off the side.

Add 1/4 cup water to the pan (a special trick, add a teaspoon BBQ sauce to the water)

Carefully Place the mess into the oven, hopefully before the temp hits 450f

Once the oven does hit 450f, set a 20 min timer.

Check the chicken, it should have a couple really dark hunks but still look pretty light.

Turn the oven down to 250

Then set a 35 min timer. Check the chicken Once in a while.

When the timer goes off:

Take chicken out, and re set the oven to 350  BAKE setting if you have it

Drizzle some more oil on the crust.

Put the chicken back in for 20 min or so, or until most of the crust is brown.

Turn the oven off and leave chicken in the oven as it cools. This last bizarre step will add the extra darkness to the crust, and should render down any left over water in the pan. The crust should be dry with crispy bits. The skin should look awful. Very dark brown, red and black. The pan should have black gunk and all the chicken grease should be dark red, kinda rust or cooked paprika.

These times are for unthawed frozen chicken. The phases where the oven is at 450 and 350 are to cook the crust and crisp the skin.. the cooking phase at 250 is to cook the meat.

those "hot" times should not need to change for frozen or thawed chicken

thawed/raw chicken will cook faster, so the phase at 250 could be reduced

Rule of thumb... by the end of the first 450 phase you should have some really dark tips and some browning and setting, at the end of the 250 phase you should see some "progress" in the crust color, but it should still look kinda light, at the end of the 350 phase the crust should look pretty done. Take the dish out

Kind of think of this as deep frying coated chicken...

Only not in a deep fryer,

in the oven

Without flower...

Without eggs...

Or kinda like oven tandoori chicken... only with butter and honey and none of the tandoori dry spices...

And enough flavor to make you go "oh my gawd that is good" when you sneak a taste of the, what looks to be burnt, crust.

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Trying to help, but can't understand his speech. He needs something but have not clue as to what #fukcancer

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I feel like I'm in a scene from a bleak modern western, im a disheveled dude,, dude in a lone chair in a generic hospital room. TV on, blaring NASCAR, ince vibrant and vital parent taken down by cancer, is mostly not there, sleeps uncomfortably and loudly, I'm a drab hospital bed lit by a window that just looks out to a barron rain drenched, rooftop and a mostly empty parking lot. Something will happen, then nothing will happen.

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Grateful for my dad

My dad will be able to breath the clear air at the farm

My dad will be able to see the fantastic sunsets

My dad will be able to enjoy a fat one

My dad will be able to enjoy his bad TV programs

My dad will be able to enjoy the company of his family

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If you can’t find that particular brand of spices... the eipicurious tandoori spice mix is best, add a bit of tagen (Or lime and ground chili, substitute fresh ginger, and add some lemon zest) https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/tandoori-spice-blend-363234

Dad’s Oven Tandoori Chicken

I’m not going to do a bunch of useless exposition. This is my original recipy for Tandoori chicken that can be made most places you can find spices. I call one specific brand of tandoori spice mix, I like this particular brand, but it may be hard to find. It is a dry spice mix, so I suggest you find a dry tandoori spice mix, or create your own to taste. 

With that: 

3 tablespoons peanut oil

1 thumbs of fresh ginger root (that is, as much ginger as one of your thumbs)

1 chopped roma tomato

1 Onion (ideally walla walla sweet)

1 complete garlic bulb ( T least 7 cloves)

4 cups plain greek yogurt

½ can frozen lemonade concentrate (or equivalent highly concentrated lemonade)

1 lemon

½ cup sour cream

4 oz dellah tandoori spice mix

4-6 lbs chicken pref dark meat (ideally leg parts, thighs and drumsticks) but whatever you like as this also works for turkey, tofu, lamb, bamboo shoots. Pork Chops. Beef and Goat not so much, )

1 tablespoon ground cinnamon (fresh ground if ya can)

1 tablespoon paprika

1 teaspoon cumin (NOTE, the relatively small amount of cumin)

1 tablespoon dried chili flakes (the kind you put on pizza)

Utensils

Cutting board

Medium sauce pan

½ cup measuring scoop

Tablespoon measuring scoop

Plastic or Metal Ladle (NOT WOOD, unless you want the wooden ladle to forever taste like tandoori chicken)

4 quart sized freezer bags (Do not skimp on the bag quality or you will be cleaning up for days)

This tandoori chicken is made in 2 phases over night

Phase 1 Make sure 3 lbs of chicken are brought out of freezer and thawing Pan on stove top turned down low, 

Pull the frozen can of lemonade concentrate out of the freezer, set it into the sink so it does not make a mess as it begins to thaw. 

4 tablespoons peanut oil (Can use any oil, but peanut oil adds a subtle nutty flavor)

peal and finely dice/mince all that ginger (DO NOT USE GROUND GINGER, FRESH ONLY) Yes, your whole thumbs worth of ginger, yes that is a lot of fresh ginger. Your house will start to smell wonderful and only get better. Put the ginger in the pan with the oil, turn the pan up just a touch while you peal the garlic.

Garlic, A whole bulb, at least 7 large cloves, don’t skimp. chop the garlic, no need to mince the garlic, coarse chop works recipe. Toss this into the pan with the oil and ginger. 

Now chop Half an onion and throw it in

Stir. If there is any smoke, or steam, or the oil is changing color you have heat up to high. If the ginger gets scorched, it is ruined, dump it, wipe down the pan, start over. 

let the oil onion garlic and ginger simmer for 10 min, the garlic should start to change color, and so should the ginger, and when the onion starts to go clear you are ready for the next step.

Once the ginger has started to get “mushy”

it is time to Add the rest of the dry spices. That is 4 oz of dry tandoori spices, then 1 tablespoon EACH of cinnamon, paprika, dried chilis, and only 1 teaspoon of cumin (do NOT over do the cumin)

Once that is all in the pan, look at the pan and exclaim out loud: “What a bloody pile of goose droppings is this? that looks like a mad man’s amount of spice” This must be said aloud, while facing the pan. 

Now that is out of the way: 

wash and Chop one whole lemon,  into 8ths or 16ths toss it into the pan, DO NOT PEEL the lemon, we actually want what is in the rind of this lemon. Toss the lemon into the pan without abandon, as dry spices will see this as permission to make an attempt to ballistically flee the pan. 

finely dice 1 roma tomato and add to the pan

Next add the lemonade concentrate. The lemonade concentrate should be mostly liquid by now. 

At this point Turn up the heat to medium, and stir. Make sure the onion and lemon are throughly coated with spicy goo. Once none of the diced ingredients are individually identifiable as anything more than reddish brown lumps it is time to add the dairy to this wonderfully earthy spicy citrusy smelling concoction

Add 4 cups plan Greek yogurt. Greek Yogurt produces best results. The exact amount is not critical, you can easily add 6 cups of yogurt and the chicken will still turn out delicious. 

I once only added 2 cups yogurt to this, The resulting spice mix was so intense it could be seen from geo synchronious orbit.  If you do adjust the amount of Yogurt, maintain the ratio of 4 cups yogurt to ½ cup sour cream. 

And yes now add the sour cream. I am quite confident that no self respecting indian restaurant has ever added sour cream to their tandoori mix. But I do,  The sweet and tartness contributed by the sour cream puts this tandoori recipe over the top. 

Let cook on medium medium low for 20 to 30 mins stir gently, frequently. As before, none of the ingredients should be individually identifiable, everything should be a homogeneous rust red, and it should smell FANTASTIC. You are NOT trying to “cook down” or “reduce” the yogurt or sour cream. 

The Mix should “Blop” and attempt to splatter all over your kitchen, just a few times. Do not get the sauce so hot that it “simmers” no neat little bubbles. You know you’ve done good if the sauce tries to spatter the ceiling once. 

While the sauce is Bloping 

Get about 3 lbs of chicken quartered into pieces sized such that that 3 pieces will HALF fill a quart sized ziplock freezer bag. Again, ideally 3 pieces per bag. I did not specify white meat or dark meat. If you do not like dark meat chicken, Try it with this recipe, it really is better with dark meat, and you won’t be able to tell the difference by the time it is served. 

After the sauce has Blopped for 20 min or so, take it off the hot burner,  stir it as it cools down. It needs to cool enough to handle without burning you. 

Once the sauce is cool enough to handle, put half a ladles worth in the bottom of each plastic freezer bag, 

In this next sequence DO NOT COMPLETELY FILL the freezer bags, The freezer bags should be ¾ to 8/9 full

then put 1 piece of chicken in each freezer bag, 

then add a full ladle of sauce into the bag, on top of that piece of chicken. 

Repeat until you have smothered each piece of chicken with a ladle of tandoori sauce. 

AGAIN DO NOT FILL the bags completely. For quart bags an ideal amount is 3 thighs and 1 drumstick.

Bleed the air out of the bags. 

Now, HAVE FUN squish all that sauce around in the bags making sure the sauce is roughly squeezed and massaged into every piece of chicken. Give each piece of chicken a good saucy massage in that baag. 

Fun fact: due to the high acidity of this sauce, provided by the the lemon juice , the chicken begins chemically cooking as soon as it touches the sauce.

Once the chicken is throughly massaged and relaxed. wash the bags off, because we all know you made a mess. 

Some tandoori recipes have you put the chicken straight into the freezer. DON”T DO IT. 

Put the, now clean, bags in the refrigerator for at least 8 hours. Consult a biologist for how long chicken soaking in a miild acid bath could sit at cool temperatures. If for some reason you forget the chicken and leave it in the fridge for a few days it should still be OK once cooked. 

It should be noted that this tandoori uses, as it’s base, most of the known raw plant based anti bacterials. (Ginger, garlic, onion, lemon, chili)

(I’m just gonna ignore the fact that we added 2 dary substances that likely contain multiple strains of live bacterial cultures)

This concludes phase 1 

Phase 2 Fire or Ice

If that looks like too much chicken for one meal, now is a good time to pop one or all of those bags into the freezer. 

This stuff will keep in the freezer longer than non marinated chicken due to the hugh acidity of the marinade, and the face that the chicken has been chemically cooking all the time it has been marinating 

Oven:

Pre-heat oven to 375. 

Coat a rimmed baking sheet with tinfoil. 

Empty contents of freezer bag onto sheet and spread. You may want to add some fibrous vegetables to make use of any extra sauce, bamboo, asparagus, whole baby corn work great. 

Put this into the oven on a middle rack

Turn the oven temp up to 425 (Bet ya never saw that coming)

Cook for 8 min

While that is cooking thinly slice a lemon, and make onion strings out of the other half of the onion. 

take the stuff out of the oven, turn over the chicken, 

put back in the oven for another 8 min

At this point the sauce should be drying out, and tips should star to blacken

pull the chicken out, turn it one more time, cover the chicken with the onion strings, then put the lemon slices on top (The order is actually important)

Put back in the oven and keep checking on it until the sauce drys out. The chicken should be red in color and the tips of chicken are black and the ends of the onion strings have shriveled up and started to turn black. 

Note: Only little tips of chicken and sauce lumps should blacken. 

take the chicken out and let cool. 

and if you followed this recipe you will have delicious chicken AND NO SIDE DISH. Pair this chicken with rice or naan, because we really do need carbs. 

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It could be so.. much.. better...

I love the phrase "that sets a  pretty low bar" ...

 How about a system that works to elevate the standard of living and the rights of not just the citizenry of the country they live in, but provides the choice and opportunity for those outside the country.

our country seems to have gotten stuck on "Allowing" freedoms... 

but the devil is in the details, 

you are only "allowed" to exercise a freedom if you have a good job or a level of income that "affords" you the right to exercise those freedoms

In our system you have to be lucky, then you have to know there are bunch of hoops to jump through in order to attain a level of freedom. You have to know the right people, live in the right sub segment of society, got to the right schools, and make some sacrifices, either in time spent working, or limits on behavior, disguised as “contributing to society” and “obeying the law, doing right and staying in your lane”

Also, you can attain a level of freedom, and have it taken away if the fickle winds of fate blow some other direction. You get sick, someone screwes up at your company and makes a product the wrong color and 1000 people loose their jobs because it turns out nobody wants a polka dotted plumbus, people wanted purple plumbus. 

Request for Revolutionaries: what about a system that actually works to help EVERYONE achieve their best,

If you want to achieve, the system HELPS you achieve. not PREVENTS you from achieving.

Like our friggin education system... 

American college does not help people achieve.  

the American college system exist to PREVENT too many people from achieving.

Becoming a medical doctor is Hard, 

This not because medicine is hard, 

but because the education system specifically MAKES it hard, 

in order to limit the number of doctors and nurses.[

If there are too many doctors and nurses, doctors would never get rich. 

like in India... where the medical education system helps anyone become a doctor that wants to become a doctor. 

doctors and nurses are average middle class.

The most offensive thing I learned in my college experience, was learend early on, In a huge room full of people who wanted to become engineers, The professor told the whole room: "This curriculum  is designed to weed out people ..."

How much better would our society be, how much better off would the whole WORLD be if our education system elevated everyone, enabled everyone rather than “filter people out” 

I found out just a few years ago why Harvard is such a special institution... at Harvard, everything about the experience is designed to HELP you become whatever you want to become. 

Harvard does not weed out people, getting INTO harvard is the weeding... you don't flunk out in Harvard. Harvard will teach you whatever you want to learn. People always point out that Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard... Bill Gates finished his studies. Harvard taught him everything he needed to know to do what he wanted. He left when he was done, not when he reached some arbitrary meaningless deadline

Harvard is hard to get into because a Harvard education is resource intensive. Every harvard student get’s whatever they need to learn whatever they want. Usually that means time and attention from the best teachers. In the world harvard was created in, that meant living in a location because learning required physical interaction with the best teaching minds, which ALSO had to be in the same location, and that all cost money for housing, food, buildings, roads, specialized teaching equipment not available in the average home (chalkboards chal, and libraries)  

We NOW live in a world where the equipment neccessary to recieve a harvard education is cheap enough to be given to everyone. 

We now live in a world where the sum of human knowledge is available to anyone 24/7 anywhere in the world. 

We now live in a world where a lesson, the best lesson ever created, can be accessed anywhere, by anyone, in any language. And that lesson can be improved, and tweaked for different learning styles. 

In the world that existed when harvard was created, if you missed a lesson, you missed it. FOR EVER. And the next professor, or the next lesson may be presented in at a pace, or in a manner that does not work for your brain, or culture, or situation in the moment. 

We no longer live in that world. 

We NOW live in a world where everyone could be given the means (a good laptop and an internet connection, and public funding of learning services like wikipedia, & youtube, skillshare, brilliant)

Right now the goals of our education system are unforgivable meger. 

In this time Our education systems are FAILING our society. Our education is not ADVANCING society, but HOLDING IT BACK. 

We live in a world where commodity entertainment, funded by advertising, is providing better quality education than the institutions tasked with doing the job. 

My uncle was a biology professor, dedicated his life to helping people learn, helping improve the population he was a part of. He retired from teaching some years ago. He was proud of the work he did, but was glad to retire from an institution, and a whole system that no longer worked to improve life, but had become a barrier, a mere hoop to jump through, and a hinderance to improving the living conditions of people everywhere. 

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A short life story

My Mom's best friend was a guy who's nickname was tiny. 

He was an honest to god hunchback. He was one of the last people in the US to suffer from polio. He got polio when he was around 3 years old and it warped his spine. 

Yes, just like quasimodo. None of his other features where misshapen, he was just really short, And the warped spine put most of his shoulders to one side and gave him a stoop.

I am pretty sure he had some form of engineering degree. He always working as a designer or problem solver of some kind. I remember that when I was a little kid, he worked at a toy importer in Portland, and we would visit him sometime, and he would always have a big box of toys that had failed inspection or gotten some damage in shipping.  

My Mom always said that tiny was the kindest person she knew. 

But He struggled with pain and depression his whole life. 

He ended his life a couple years after my mom passed away. 

I found out then, that when his depression got bad he would talk to my mom, sometimes for hours. Sometimes one call, sometimes multiple calls a day for weeks. 

My Mom had her own struggles from her own traumatic life. Apparently she was a lifeline for her long time friend. A life line equally as important as his own wife. 

At my mom’s funeral he gave me a leatherman multitool, the “squirt” model,  small, compact, very well built, essential stuff. That little thing bailed me out a couple times.

a couple years after my mom passed away I got a call. His depression had gotten the best of him, and with a key lifeline gone, and not replaced, he ended his own life.