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can someone make an animatic of the Trump and Elon breakup to rät by Penelope Scott please

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smoothie of the day #9

the great strawberry drought has begun. today, for the first time in smoothie history, my smoothie was all yellow.

other rations running thin. very thick today because I hoped to stretch my remaining watermelon juice for 3 days…

texture is lacking. nice and thick but I didn’t want to wake my mom up so it wasn’t as blended as it should be - kinda chunky (small chunks though im not a monster. Similar in size to when you order a smoothie somewhere and they use ice instead of frozen fruit those little ice chunks. At least the chunks are small and consistent in size.

in terms of taste - the lack of strawberries has done immense damage. 3 ingredients = total lack of complexity.

now I love a strawberry banana smoothie and that’s only 2 ingredients but those two ingredients compliment each other so well it would be a shame to add something else - it would disrupt their unity. Kind of like in my little pony when the ponies try and use the elements of harmony to defeat Discord but they can’t because he drove them apart and exaggerated their worst qualities.

That’s what adding another ingredient to a strawberry banana smoothie does (other than a liquid so that it actually blends of course). Strawberry and banana complement each other so beautifully there is no need for more to be added - it would only cause strife.

But in this smoothie, simple is not the key. The flavors in this smoothie all overlap - there is no taste that comes first or last, and the fruits are neither distinguishable nor united.

Perhaps this is color psychology - this smoothie is all yellow and therefore lacks the depth of the red of strawberries plus the yellow of the mango, pineapple, and watermelon.

yellow watermelon frozen mango frozen pineapple

disappointing. i am glad that i didn’t make that much in an attempt to savor ingredients.

especially in comparison to yesterday’s perfection - the only reason that yesterday did not obtain a perfect 10/10 is because i know there is no such thing as perfection and i must always strive for more.

taste: 6.5/10

texture: 6.5/10

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smoothie of the day #8

used up the last of the frozen strawberries and fresh mango. down to one container of watermelon juice. rations running low and i don’t know if I’ll make it to the next trip to the grocery store…

smoothie is divine tho

strawberry (fresh) mango pineapple yellow watermelon

taste: 9.5/10

texture: 9.5/10

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smoothie of the day #7

one full week of smoothies!!

Order has been restored to my smoothie kingdom. I have all my ingredients in ideal quantities, some even pre-blended!

strawberry (fresh) mango pineapple yellow watermelon

Taste: 9/10

Texture: 9/10

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smoothie of the day #6

The Great Frozen Pineapple Drought has come to an end at last! The almighty gods have blessed us (someone went to the grocery store)!

Unfortunately new issues plague our great smoothie land - as mentioned in the previous issue of smoothie of the day, the last of the watermelon was consumed leaving me no choice but a late night trip to Trader Joe’s to buy a new watermelon. I decided to also purchase a mango while I was there and consulted the council (Bronwyn) to find a mango blessed by the gods.

Yet, as I arrived home, tragedy struck our great land. I cut into the watermelon and it was OVERRIPE! I was devastated, thinking all hope had been lost and I would be cursed to go without the watermelon I had dreamt of.

But hope persisted - I decided to pre blend all of the watermelon for future smoothies to avoid being forced to cast my gaze upon its hideous form, and realized that perhaps this is a blessing. While I initially believed this watermelon to be a curse, I have come to the conclusion that this great tragedy will prevent yesterday’s tragedy of gluttony and hubris of eating too much watermelon and not having enough to make smoothies with.

I had also decided to blend up the mango and was left with a delicious serum of mango sauce with a delightful texture, so my efforts were not in total vain - at least one fruit was a complete success.

For today’s smoothie, I used watermelon juice, mango sauce, frozen strawberries, and frozen pineapple.

My ratios ended up being divine - a perfect texture, drinkable yet thick, smooth and creamy. I could taste each of the different fruits coming together in harmony.

While the smoothie ultimately ended up delicious, the turbulence endured to reach my prize unfortunately sullied my enjoyment to a minor degree.

Taste: 8.5/10

Texture: 8.5/10

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smoothie of the day #5

frozen pineapple drought continues

again could use some more liquid (I had enough watermelon but I kept eating it as I cut it up so I didn’t end up with enough

mango watermelon strawberry

mango bits didn’t taste as good in this one I guess the majority of my mango bits must have been from a mediocre mango

added lime juice to make up for lack of acidity due to The Great Frozen Pineapple Drought

Taste: 7/10

Texture: 8/10

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smoothie of the day #4

still out of frozen pineapple so just mango strawberry watermelon

could have used more watermelon juice because it was definitely a spoon smoothie not a straw smoothie

Taste: 6.5/10

Texture: 7/10

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smoothie of the day #3

ran out of frozen pineapple :( so just mango strawberry watermelon today

didn’t have a ton of pre blended watermelon and I didn’t want to have to cut up and blend a bunch more and make a mess so it could really use some more liquid (took forever to get it to blend and the straw isn’t really working it’s too thick)

specifically chose smaller mango pieces to accommodate for this

taste: 8/10

texture: 7/10

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made the smoothie again but with some modifications

Yellow watermelon (blended up before i added the frozen stuff, about a cup of juice)

3 frozen mango bits (abt 1 sq inch each)

Handful of frozen pineapple

Handful and a half of frozen strawberries

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Actually just made the most fire smoothie ever

Yellow watermelon (blended up before i added the frozen stuff, about a cup of juice)

2 frozen mango bits (abt 1 sq inch each)

Handful of frozen pineapple

Handful and a half of frozen strawberries