smudgeooo

[smudgeooo]

Ive been at home a lot recently, and it's really interesting seeing what my dad does with his time now he's retired.

Just opened my window and saw him modifying the gutters on a ladder

[smudgeooo]

UPDATE. NEW REVIEW OF THE BOILING. TASTES LIKE BADLY PRESERVED MEAT AND LEATHER. AGREES WITH THE SHARP THING

Accidentally boiled monster in the sun,

I've been trying to describe the taste to my friends and the best I've been able to do is

ITS THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR MOUTH SO YOU DO NOT NOTICE YOU HAVE DRANK IT UNTIL THE SHARP BUBBLES STAB YOUR TOUNGE

[smudgeooo]

Accidentally boiled monster in the sun,

I've been trying to describe the taste to my friends and the best I've been able to do is

ITS THE TEMPERATURE OF YOUR MOUTH SO YOU DO NOT NOTICE YOU HAVE DRANK IT UNTIL THE SHARP BUBBLES STAB YOUR TOUNGE

[smudgeooo]

Had a blood test today, gotta keep the vampires fed.

[smudgeooo]

We will cross that kettle of worms when we burn it

[smudgeooo]

Im asexual, and for some reason whenever someone spends lots of time with me, people assume they're ace too.

I call it associaceion

[smudgeooo]

Never knew lemonade could have politics until today

[smudgeooo]

'why was there an orange man?'

YES SMALL CHILD IN THE PARK I WALKED BY, YOUVE IDENTIFIED THE 2 MAIN THINGS I AM,

I AM A MAN

AND BY GOD, IM ORANGE

[smudgeooo]

Ive gotten really good at convincing my art course teachers to let me do stupid stuff as coursework.

So my recent project has just been putting cat ears on snails and making them into plushes

The art students go crazy for snats

[smudgeooo]

I am showing the cat art posts

So far she likes ones with eels

[smudgeooo]

I recently found out one of my friends is a priest

And now she won't stop blessing bakery products???

[smudgeooo]

Where do I find good bugs URGENT QUESTION

[smudgeooo]

IMPULSE TO MAKE CLAY TEETH

[smudgeooo]

my ongoing joke of convincing everyone I know the mystery flesh pit is real has come back to bite me

I must now go make a series of cards that apologise for convincing everyone I know that the mystery flesh pit is real

[smudgeooo]

Hello it is me, Smudge.