snails-are-shit
snails-are-shit
Snails-Are-Shit
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snails-are-shit · 14 days ago
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Bad sketch of dip & pip instead of studying for my final exam
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snails-are-shit · 1 month ago
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writing prompt (?)
They are known to be sunshine incarnate. Their smile lights up any room their in and is so warm to everyone. While the Hero is bragging about another victory to the media, you can see them comforting the victims with blankets and kind words and smiles. The Villain can also see them. A rare soft smile tugging at the Villains lips as they do. Well, rare if you didn't know the Villain personally.
They are known as darkness by most. Mysteries, Dark, Unknown. Many people fear the unknown. Scared of what could happen if you get to close. Most people go the other way. But not all. No, this one person loved the dark, its almost like they didn't know darkness exists. I mean, how could they, when they always light up a room.
The Villain was curious of this ball of light that has entered their life. Warming them in a way they didn't know was possible, until the darkness started to light up to.
The Sun loved their Moon, but was also disheartened knowing they'll never truly be together. They where on different sides of the world. The Light, and the Dark. Its almost like they were chasing each other, but never quite catching up.
They knew everything about one another, but are always out of reach.
The Moon loves there Sun, too. So, they will watch from afar, with a soft smile on their lips, while the Sun lights up someone else's life.
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snails-are-shit · 8 months ago
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AAAAHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!
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TOA characters. I'll post the Skrael one again when it's finished :)
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snails-are-shit · 8 months ago
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We getting prepared for our exams today and it reminded me of the time I accidentally trauma dumped on my English exam and when I got it back my teacher wrote 'these is good bit I would like you to be more you in your writing'........*inhales* I think about that a lot
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snails-are-shit · 8 months ago
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Ahhhhhh this is so good!!!!!
Decided I'm gonna dedicate this piece to Jim's birthday for @bluheaven-adw 's Jimtober! It's not exactly birthday themed, but just the way Jim is so good and kind and that reflects in his relationships with the people around him...
I can so easily imagine him taking in the hurt and broken kids, because he knows what that was like.
So, big brother Jimbo desperately trying to take care of his adopted little brother who's struggling with having too much power.
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snails-are-shit · 8 months ago
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Okay what if..... and here me out... troll Jim.... but in a skirt..... ever think about that bro?
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snails-are-shit · 11 months ago
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Is this app an adequate place to promote my Klave angst or…?
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snails-are-shit · 11 months ago
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Beautiful, amazing, spectacular. This is the true Canon
HOW UA SHOULD HAVE ENDED
Hard cut to Klaus talking to the girl on the bicycle
Klaus: “Did we save the world or screw it up again?”
Bicycle God: “You were never the problem”
She holds up an action figure of Reginald and crushes it in her bare hands. Marigold lights emerge from it. Golden light envelops everything
Hard cut to Klaus waking up in bed. He is wearing pajamas covered in marigolds.Street noise can be heard from outside.
(From offscreen) “You okay, Hon?”
Klaus looks over and Dave is cooking breakfast in their flat
Klaus: “Yeah, just had a weird dream.”
Looks out the window and sees an empty lot where the Hargreeves mansion should be.
Klaus: “Wasn’t there a building there?”
(Naïve Melody by the Talking Heads begins to play over a montage)
Diego and Lila Are wrangling their kids into the camper van. One of the kids gives Lila a picture of her family in a field of bunch of orange flowers (marigolds)
Luther is stripping and the obsessed lady in the crowd is Sloan. He has a marigold in his mouth. He takes it out and gives it to her.
Viktor is playing the violin with Harlon. Sissy is setting the table. She sets a bouquet of marigold into a center vase.
Allison is gardening while Clare and Ray play in the yard. She is planting Marigolds.
Five is teaching at some university. An older woman comes in. “Dolores” he says as she kisses him.
Jennifer serves Ben at the dinner. Closeup on her pouring coffee. He has a Durango flower tattoo that says “Jennifer” and she had a marigold tattoo that says “Ben”
Cut back to Klaus staring out the Window
Dave: No, been an empty lot as long as I can remember
Klaus, smiles: Yeah, I don’t know why I thought that
Camera Zooms out from the window as music continues
Reginald, voiceover: And that is how our unlikely heroes manage to create one timeline where everything was fine.
BTS footage plays with the final credits 
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snails-are-shit · 11 months ago
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I was screaming at the t.v, like what the actual fuck was that? I was so excited for season 4 and all we get is.... this. yay.
TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS
okay so let me get this straight
Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart
Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother
Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship
Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked
Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila
Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer
Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)
Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated
ok ok cool cool cool, got it.
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