snazzy-z-smitty
snazzy-z-smitty
All American Burnout
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dead tired and depressed @ 24 they/them if you dont like it, fuck off
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snazzy-z-smitty · 11 days ago
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This is canon btw
Why is this the smoothest thing I’ve drawn
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snazzy-z-smitty · 16 days ago
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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Oh fuck ive been here for over a decade?!
Shoutout to @askaceattorney and @askfriskandcompany bein the reason im stuck on this website
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snazzy-z-smitty · 1 month ago
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Its 90° in my apartment holy shit im dying
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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I got more marbles on etsy!
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I love love LOVE the deep red color. The crackles are a nice touch too
No fancy stone this time, just glass but glass is real pretty too
Got them from MountainDolphin on Etsy
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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I got more marbles!
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I cant remember what stones the smaller ones were but the big one i think is just glass
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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I love remembering that video games in the house has only really been a thing for like 50ish years its fuckin wild
We've had tvs for like 100ish years now give or take its amazing
I love this, its wild how much entertainment has progressed in such a seemingly short time
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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I need someone to draw Phoenix Wright wearing this
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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I fuckin LOVE MARBLES MAN
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My crow brain is goin feral istfg
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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while megacorporations profit off of exploitation of queer people and using pride flags for their tshirts and mugs, the creator of the lesbian flag, emily gwen, cant afford basic necessities and has to rely off of donations
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if you have something to spare or can share, please do so
link to k0fi: https://ko-fi.com/emilygwen
link to carrd, where they have “official” merchandise: https://emilygwen.carrd.co/
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snazzy-z-smitty · 2 months ago
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Calico critter baby in a boss ass car
She was made to ride it
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snazzy-z-smitty · 3 months ago
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I hate that i am so used to being sad that i end up yearning for the misery
Its like a cruel, unloving mistress i keep coming back to bc its all I know
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snazzy-z-smitty · 3 months ago
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Make sure to spay/neuter ur jesters n clowns to help cull the feral entertainer population
my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me
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snazzy-z-smitty · 3 months ago
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How brazenly u absorb the viscous goo that is my hilarity
This shit got me feelin like a ketchup packet fr
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snazzy-z-smitty · 3 months ago
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They're divorced n its a custody battle for Apollo
I'm playing the Apollo Justice game for the first time and I know just enough fandom osmosis to be pretty sure that Krisoph is the killer in the first trial. And like. Surely Phoenix knows it's Kristoph and Kristoph knows that Phoenix knows it was him
What kind of weird toxic exes powerplay mind game foreplay are they playing with each other here
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