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I need someone to draw Phoenix Wright wearing this

Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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I fuckin LOVE MARBLES MAN

My crow brain is goin feral istfg

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

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while megacorporations profit off of exploitation of queer people and using pride flags for their tshirts and mugs, the creator of the lesbian flag, emily gwen, cant afford basic necessities and has to rely off of donations

if you have something to spare or can share, please do so

link to k0fi: https://ko-fi.com/emilygwen

link to carrd, where they have “official” merchandise: https://emilygwen.carrd.co/

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Calico critter baby in a boss ass car

She was made to ride it

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I hate that i am so used to being sad that i end up yearning for the misery

Its like a cruel, unloving mistress i keep coming back to bc its all I know

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Make sure to spay/neuter ur jesters n clowns to help cull the feral entertainer population

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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How brazenly u absorb the viscous goo that is my hilarity

This shit got me feelin like a ketchup packet fr

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They're divorced n its a custody battle for Apollo

I'm playing the Apollo Justice game for the first time and I know just enough fandom osmosis to be pretty sure that Krisoph is the killer in the first trial. And like. Surely Phoenix knows it's Kristoph and Kristoph knows that Phoenix knows it was him

What kind of weird toxic exes powerplay mind game foreplay are they playing with each other here

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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dont play defense

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To all my friends, irl or otherwise, i will be completely unavailable as soon as this comes out.

Pls understand uwu

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

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Imma steal some batter

hey y’all, tmrw’s my birthday! Can you watch my cake batter while i get some milk? thanks!

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All the fanfics i follow haven't updated in weeks, months, YEARS

Im going FERAL

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I need this on a fancy sign so i can hang it up in my living room

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”