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Lightningstorm canon

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Take some LightningStorm for pride month I hate these two (affectionate) 🙏

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My new projects are COOKING. You will see.

In the meantime, enjoy Francesco.

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I can't argue with that evidence

sometimes if i think of humanized lmq i would imagine him with a plump soft ass

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sometimes if i think of humanized lmq i would imagine him with a plump soft ass

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LightningStorm content!! YES

Lightning x storm

just McQueen gay panicking over a pic. Nothing special.

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AUGH I love the way you drew them!!

fun six fanart game where i went on the cars wiki, clicked random page 'till i got 6 character pages or pages related to a character i wanted to draw and bam :D really knocked me out of art block and happy with how they all turned out!!

the blank template if anyone so wishes to use it !! no hard rules or anything for this challenge like it doesn't have to be the first six you pull from the random pages and if you get a diecast page with an alt design of the character you dont specifically have to draw 'em as the diecast i just did with storm because it looked cool. just have fun!! i drew this to practice drawing cars i havent before so :D

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ITS THE MEME I SUGGESTED

No I will not be giving context

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HEHEHE thank you for answering my ask 🫶 These are all so perfect!!

Hcs about how Storm would interact/ get along with the Radiator Springs folk? I feel that would be interesting to delve into :33

Thank you for the ask! This is gonna be a long one because I'm going to do EVERY single towns folk member. Including Doc.

Storm interacting with the townsfolk would start off pretty similar to rookie McQueen. He thought all of them were weird and he didn't really know how to feel about them. So I'm gonna go from like.. easiest to interact with vs hardest.

Starting off;

Red; Probably the easiest. Red is very shy and definitely took a while to get used to Storm, he'd run off and hide a lot even if Storm just said Hi.

Lizzie; Calls him HotRod #2, which does make him uncomfortable at first but he got used to it. Sometimes he'll listen to her stories about Stanley to give her some company.

Fillmore; He loves Fillmore, gets his grass and fuel from him. Sometimes he will hang out in Fillmores tent just to relax and chill.

Luigi; Thinks he's a bit odd, but funny. I don't see them interacting too much unless Lightning is around.

Guido; Same with Luigi, although Storm is secretly impressed by Guidos speed when it comes to changing tires.

Ramone; Absolutely admires Ramone, he loves his business, he now gets all of his paint jobs from him. It made him want to try himself.

Flo; Adores Flo, she's pretty much his Aunt despite her not knowing. He loves her cooking and even got some helpful tips from her.

Mater; He has a love-hate relationship with Mater. Thinks he's god awfully annoying, but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't funny from time to time. He also attempted backwards driving because of him.

Sheriff; Would not and will not mess with Sheriff, although sometimes he will push the speed limit when he's not around.

Sarge; Storm thinks he's a bit much with the yelling, although he definitely doesn't mess with him. He does have a deep respect for him though.

Sally; Often very awkward conversations. I never really saw her liking him and vise versa, they get along at times but there's that awkward tension that you couldn't even cut with a knife.

Doc; Despite being terrified of him, Jackson tries his best to actually impress Doc, he tries hard to get on his good side and sometimes it actually works..... others it does not. All in all Storm has a very high respect for Doc, even got a bit giddy when he first met him.

Now I'm gonna get sad for a moment. In an au where Doc isn't alive? Storm hears about it from everyone, hears about how much this man meant to these people. It was enough for him to hear about it from Lightning, but the way the towns people spoke about Doc would make Storm wish he could've met him.

I think I got everyone covered! But yes, this is how I think Jackson feels/interacts with everyone in Radiator Springs!

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RaoShu shipper!! I love the way you draw them all!

6 Ships on Cars/Planes characters

A while back, I had people all over Tumblr give me requests on Cars/Planes ships that they liked and I would draw only six of them. Despite it taking me more time than I liked on the art, I enjoyed doing it nonetheless. Apologies to the rest of the people who requested the ships I didn't do, but hopefully, I'll be able to do those ships in separate posts in the near future. Anyways, I hope you enjoy what I made, and as always, stay safe out there and have a good rest of your day/evening.

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Hai!!

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

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I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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Holy- this is so peak

"this was all my fault"

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My reaction to this was in a different language

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Thanks to @thekeyboardplayer & @lxnely-lullaby for tagging me! I've met some great people in this fandom, hopefully I can interact more with some of y'all! @secretly-larry-daley @kei-maki @irradiatedwafflefry @bisexualmcqueen @penguinotaku @mauveyard @praxcrown5 @secretly-larry-daley @unionrags123 @silendastral @echojedis

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

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I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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This is such a fun headcanon

may i offer this thought for the feral racers hc

racecars are like loyal little guard dogs (not little at all. those are metal beasts) with the people they love. they just kinda like. imprint on people and its like an immediate switch to feral mode when they perceive threat and danger to loved one. and they do that thing where they try and make themselves bigger to intimidate enemies.

idk if its something similar like this has posted about or discussed before but uh yeah. the feral racers hc just kinda read to me as racecars being like dogs. wolves. instinctually wild animals. i like how strip and doc being particularly old veterans translates into them being Extra Dangerous or Extra Feral, something like that. though i dont even think racecars get normaller the newer/younger. i think the next gens are just a different flavor of freak (i.e. chewing, zoomies) like they're domesticated sort of in a way

YES YES exactly

ok many thoughts. lets see here

so ive been thinking about this and. the thing is. that part of what makes this headcanon so fun is that theres actually canon precedent, in a way.

Lightning for example. is crazy protective. like instantaneously. zero forethought, action only, putting himself between the Danger and the Friend.

some examples:

in cars TVG, Chick hires the DRH to rob Mack so Lightning will be without supplies for the upcoming race. when Lightning hears that Mack was very upset about it from Sheriff, he gets so pissed off he takes to the streets, tracks the DRH down, and proceeds to spend all night chasing and beating the shit out of them until they drop his stuff. not because he was Robbed, but because they Upset Mack.

i think its funny that Sheriff doesnt say Anything. he just nods in agreement. ...not that i think Sheriff could have stopped him though. Lightning is sort of Insane about Mack. Mack is the greatest. [two quality versions. one oldschool for nostalgia and one more HD]

in the comics (admittedly ive only read in sections), Mater was beefing with Bubba, Lightning also started to get pissed off at Bubba being rude + protective of Mater:

i dont know if Lightning would be good at fighting or get his ass beat terribly. either way, i want to watch.

next up is my favorite example: the thunder hollow crazy 8 race. Lightning LEAPS in to help Cruz several times. it is my fucking Favorite.

HERDS HER BACK OUT ONTO THE TRACK

and then he jumps in front of a speeding attack-bus and takes a metal sawblade to the drivewheel for her. NO thoughts, head empty, protect Cruz. love this man. apparently, type-c school busses can be between 10-20,000 pounds. crunch.

and my last example on this topic: the radiator springs 500 1/2:

these racers show up in town looking for trouble. its supposed to be a silly little western parody, but in terms of this headcanon it comes off as territorial as hell imo. wdym other racecars show up at his house to fight him. hello. and then they insult Stanley, which deeply upsets Lizzie:

cue getting their asses kicked by mcqueen. that is HIS freaky old woman.

[i love this short]

so yeah. my terrible guard-dog-horse-thing-car.

Doc is largely The Same:

14 billion KEEP OUT signs. shooing Lightning away from his friends family because he is A Perceived Danger. another racecar standing in his lawn barking. yeah. you territorial old wet rag.

I agree with what you said its very in line with the vibes of the headcanon yes. true and real. def like dogs/wolves, and i personally try to throw some cat/horse stuff in there too. again, i blame being an x-men/wolverine fan.

a few other tidbits from source material for funsies:

^that ones wallpaper, apparently. for like a Room. in a house. my cars wallpaper merch thats 2018 xrs drag racing diecast merchandise.

Doc was so amped to do racecar stuff again he wakes Lightning up in the middle of the fucking night to run around in circles with him the moment he shows back up in town.

they lost Guido in the fucking sand.

Cars Origins: Struck By Lightning quick aside: "everyone's going to think something is wrong with me" Lightning these are not mentally stable thoughts im so sorry.

second topic: generational/evolutionary differences.

first of all i would like to point out that my basis for strip especially being some sort of craazzy toothy freak is entirely the headcanon of @youhavehitawall that i adopted out of coolness. non has some lore about the weathers that explains it, but basically it boils down to a repeated expression of racecar genes getting more pronounced the more generations it travels down (so long as its an expressed gene).

now for the nextgens (funny calling them that in 2025. theyre all in their 30's lmfao. not saying thats 'old', but they arent rookies anymore, damn does time fly). [disclaimer: dont quote me on this, my knowledge is an approximation] in real life NASCAR, they used very old technologies right up until about 2012. carburetors, leaded gasoline, 4-gear h-box frontend transaxles, reticulating ball steering, etc. most of these things vanished from the dealership road cars between the 60's and the 90's. Meanwhile cars like Lightning and Cal are still running this stuff in the mid-aughts. so when the nextgens came along, they showed up with fuel injection, e85 15% ethanol fuel, 5-speed sequential rear-mounted transaxels, rack-and-pinion steering, bigger aluminum wheels, bigger calipers, and less ground clearance/more areo, there was a very sudden and massive shift in what sort of technology was being run in the piston cup. tech-wise, Lightning +co were very similar to cars like Chick and even Strip. the change in tech could be a good marker for other genetic shifts too. cars change much, muuuch faster generation-to-generation than mammals. its Moore's Law in a way: theyre machines. add that to the incredible 12-week turnaround in which every team booted their driver and replaced them with a 'nextgen', and ive had to spend some time wondering Why? why??? thats brutal! Doc certainly warned us, but goddamn. imagine if that happened mid-season in any real sport! holy shit! (i still want to know more about the fan's reactions to this...) in the context of this headcanon, i Also wonder about what you said, the nextgens being feral in a little bit of a 'different' way. maybe theyve got easier-to-handle temperaments; an added bonus to their overall higher speeds+better track times. uhm. Jackson being the temperament-outlier here, maybe.

to be fair, he did get fired after throwing too many fits.

Cars Origins: Storm Chasing

But yes... racecars!! they are a lottt to handle. the driver AND the incredibly powerful machine mashed into one?? hooo boy. honestly i am a bit fearful of racecars irl. very loud, very fast, smell bad, they breathe fire, etc. why not reconcile that by making the talking ones into Beasts. theyre already crazy, already quadruped, my brain just starts assigning horse/wolf to them. and some of it comes down to me loving logan-wolverine tropes. protective growly little guy with pointy teeth. yeah can i get 5 more of these little fanged bitches.

ok i have to stop yapping now this turned out quite long, but i still have Things to Say about this headcanon/worldbuilding. i didnt even get into the amazing bonds racecars seem to have with their teams/families (the 'imprinting' thing you mentioned!). very fun!!

thanks for the ask!!

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I draw sometimes Credit for the template goes to @secretly-larry-daley