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two adderall got me scaling the ceiling and chewing the drywall

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Heyy we saw you from across the room and really hate your vibe. Can we kill you?

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they would find each other in any universe

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In the circus. Straight up "juggling it". and by "it", haha well, let's just say. My pins.

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Been making moves in silence (haven't posted today)

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-40mg adderall

-iced coffee

-70° weather

Anything is possible. The world is so beautiful. I'm full of love and joy.

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Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

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like excuse me???

mads mikkelsen is so attractive it physically hurts.

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mads mikkelsen is so attractive it physically hurts.

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that will be the end of me

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no thoughts. just this photo.

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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No one is ever going to be Will Graham level of down bad cause why did he start eating human meat and giggling at cannibalism jokes just to try to get with a man that already wanted him so bad he willingly turned himself into the police to prove his love for him? Idiots.

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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