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Sobs into my fistd
make a mononoke oc, they said. it’d be FUN….bro i usually can get refs done in less than twelve hours help?? man idk if there’s even really a community most places LMAO. have a child. he sells medicine. idk i haven’t developed him thru my agony. ty :3

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it’s always like so wild having hyperfixations / special interests bc on one hand you’ll tell people u meet at face value “mmm yeah i like bsd” and then at three am ull text ur friend like “I only ate pink foods for five years and if i don’t have an item of pink clothing on me i feel naked” 😭😭😭 bruh y’all got some cool hyperfixations / sp interests and i got. i got pink. PINK. just the colour bro.
LIKE idk how to even know if it’s a hyperfixation / special interest and get those mixed around so often 😭😭 istg sometimes i’ll b normal and then a interest i had for 3 years like, 2 years ago will pop up and control my life for the next week
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Yet another bsd au
this is admittedly an older au but it still makes me laugh !!
Au where everyone is Mori’s ability. Almost everyone? No one can tell. Obv he starts with just Elise and then at some point Fukuzawa gets a call from Mori (fresh after the Yosano incident?? adoption?? transfer of custody??) and Fukuzawa is expecting like. just incoherent sobbing on the other end again, but instead Fukuzawa gets a very panicked Mori
“I CREATED A CHILD. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO..I was just thinking of how i could use some help around the clinic and then this kid appeared 😭😭😭😭”
“What.”
“He cursed me for his existence. and then immediately tried to kill himself. he respawned. he’s giving me death glares. pls help.”
Fukuzawa hangs up but gets more calls such as: “IT DEVELOPED AN ABILITY.” and “IVE DECIDED TO BECOME THE BOSS OF THE PM”
at some point or another Dazai uses NLH on Mori and like. half the port mafia disappears. Dazai stays bc weird NLH paradox but like. Kouyou is gone. half of their men. a good amount of people are just GONE.
They decide to pretend it never happened <\3
Dazai uses sheer willpower and creates the Akutagawa’s himself. he’s very proud. Mori is not. He cries. At some point alda dies and Mori realizes that at some fucking point he made a friend for dazai but GOD HE WANTS THIS ONE Out of his hair so he just calls Fukuzawa like:
“DAZAI IS COMING”
“What.”
“One of my abilities died and he was attached to that one. I need a fucking break u get custody for the next couple years.”
Fukuzawa demands he respawn Oda but suddenly Dazai is already in his work and he wants to destroy things. Every PM x ADA meeting is Dazai looking at Mori like an angsty teen and Fukuzawa looking at him with a pleading look.
i explained this better last time tbh but here’s some important points:
During Cannibalism everyone is just. like, glitching. Tanazaki goes to stab Hirotsu and he just like. goes right thru him. and then hes solid again the next minute. everyone is just glitching like this 😭
No one knows if Yosano is his ability or not. Elise knows. She doesn’t tell anyone.
Every couple years they gather everyone in a room that’s (has screen time) important and Dazai shuts off VS. They then can usually figure out who is his ability or not.
Elise takes great pride in being the OLDEST out of them making her the big sister. no one humours her except dazai.
Kunikida, Atsushi, Aya, DOA, Kyouka, Chuuya + Verlaine, Flags, Etc… arent his ability. Mori honestly had a break down when he figured out his weird ability kids had like. real consciousness. and were like. real people in their own way when Dazai ranted about how much he loved Chuuya for six hours.
Theres prob more i’m forgetting tbh but this is one of my favs :3
#bsd mori#mori ougai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#guys i’m so funny i promise#💔💔💔💔
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i keep thinking of bsd au’s
i like usually dump them on my friend but like here’s tumblr man…ull get my ocs oneday but for now i lied…
an au where mori keeps trying increasingly desperately for dazai to join the pm…hes willing to just step down atp but “pls dazai don’t kill me the pm is in SHAMBLES”
dazai gets anonymous b-day card and he just like sighs and everyone at the ADA is v confused and dazai is like “Brb gotta give the pm to sensei or mori ☹️☹️☹️” and u hear distant yelling in the other room
“Did u srsly gift me the pm again.”
“solsjsnsjs spls come back u did my taxes…”
“u gotta stop doing this..”
it’s like. every time. mori seems to get dazai every secret santa and it’s always “SURPRISE !! it’s the port mafia. a gift :) “ while everyone looks at this fucked up bonding (??)
The ada wonders why dazai is so CHILL about owning the pm and being so casual with mori
the pm is getting increasingly more worried everytime they’re swapped back and forth like hot potatoes…
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hi:3 i’m marina, i’ve had a blog on here before but i lost the password. i’ll probably talk about my ocs >,< please be nice to me!!
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