#mori ougai

[cffeine]

mori saw somewhere that it's best to socialize young children and started making dazai and chuuya have sleepovers

[solunstell]

Hc: Chuuya. 16 or 17. He always is either too jumpy/on his nerves end or can't control how hard he punches or smthng. Mori gets tired of having to allow absences due to injuries chuuyas accidentally given coworkers. Hirotsu gives him a drum. Chuuya has fun with it until he accidentally breaks it a week in. Next day, he finds a new one in his office (kouyou claims it was NOT HER). Chuuya becomes pretty good at drumming and reads a bunch of books and stuff to learn more.

ANYWAY drummer chuuya in canon universe is what I am suggesting

And yes, Dazai sneaks up behind him to slap the drum hard to scare chuuya. Chuuya, in turn, starts waking dazai up every morning by going to his window and playing loudly. Dazai retaliates by loudly playing a kazoo or harmonica at his door in the middle of the night.

The first time chuuya breaks his drum in years, everyone is surprised, and it looks as though chuuya punched through it. Chuuya explains its because dazai's hard headed. Insert looney tunes style breaking drum over head flashback

[tachiharastanacc]

The mafia needs an HR department solely for Mori alone bc imagine the sheer number of complaints it would get.

Mostly from Elise.

“Today the boss told me that I should impregnate Dazai because he wants grandkids. This is deeply overstepping his boundary as a boss.”

“Boss threatened to have a girl I like- I mean an assassin- kill me. Also, he was willing to let Akutagawa-senpai die.”

“Yeah so the boss asked me to go to his office alone and it was dark and he walked up from behind me and just kinda grabbed me? It was really creepy. Also he shot my brother. 2/10, still not the worst boss I’ve had.”

[c0riiander]

that show was supposed to be buried deep into the untouched areas of my brain but goddammit

also bonus fink and elise getting along i guess:

[itzmoonies]

₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔* :･

Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

[glory-asme]

Double Black (BSD)

I was thinking, right?

Kyouka needs a rival (not narratively, just for fun). Like, there's Chuuya & Dazai and Akutagawa & Atsushi, it's basically family tradition at that point.

Kyouka already has dark hair and a stoic personality, so basically she just needed her bright haired rival/partner with a too powerful ability that they sometimes lose control of. And then I was like. Kenji's right there.

They're not rivals per se, but it fits the dynamics going on here. Imagine Demon Snow and Undefeated By the Rain working together. They'd be scary af, and they don't have the weird tension between them that SKK and SSKK have, so they'd grow more powerful together far quicker and exceed their predecessors.

Honestly, I'm a sucker for Kenji and Kyouka interactions.

(Bonus for the family tradition, Gin's partner could be Tachihara or Higuchi but honestly I feel Tachihara works better. Not sure about losing control of his ability but it's not like Higuchi has one to begin with lmao)

P.S. I know Mori & Fukuzawa were the OG double black or whatever, but I couldn't make an argument for Fukuzawa losing control over his ability.

[willwoodluvr]

i love this scene

[axplne]

Dazai being a pain in the ass for BSD doctors

Dazai: I'm still a virgin.

Mori: You're pregnant.

Dazai (sighs): Again?

Yosano: Have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?

Dazai: Oh no. Never used drugs.

Yosano: Good because this shot could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.

Dazai: Never touched a drug before.

Yosano: Kill you painfully.

Dazai: Oh drugs? Yes, all the time.

Mori (forcing 15!Dazai's mouth open to pull out a disposable glove): I just don't understand why you have to eat medical supplies when you have pudding and tater tots.

15!Dazai: Nutrients.

[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

[lowbcame]

CW: disturbing imagery/spoilers for bsd

[mothzan]

Moving on

[candiedfright]

haunted

[mitalon39]

Vicious cycle

[deimosatellite]

mori's son n his brother

[c0riiander]

well of course it starts from the boss