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Mito: Did it hurt when you fell?

Izuna, rolling his eyes: From heaven? No, Mito, I get that everyone is into me but-

Mito: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Izuna;

Hikaku, not looking up: We all saw it.

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HAHA ok I just had a thought. HOW DO ANBU SEE OUT OF THEIR MASKS!!! Like ok, elite shinobi, sure they probably have really great eyesight. But have you ever worn a mask like the ones portrayed in canon?? I have, and those shits are impossible to see out of.

So now all I can picture is the most elite ninja in the village running into the corner of walls because their peripheral vision is nonexistent. Or what if someone throws a kunai from what must be an absolutely huge blind spot, im sorry I just can't buy ninja instincts saving someone from a badly designed mask.

Like sure, the ANBU masks are badass, but come on, not practical at all.

Haha imagine wanting the naruto universe to be practical, what was I thinking

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Avatar Naruto AU??

Ok so I saw this post on instagram about a ATLA Naruto AU and I can't stop thinking about it. There's so much that could work here and I just need to write it down somewhere. soo uhhh here's some brain vomit

Featuring:

Firebending Prince Sasuke on a quest to get revenge on his brother for murdering the rest of the royal family and throwing the fire nation into chaos.

Airbending Avatar Naruto who needs to find a new home for the almost wiped out air nomads and oh yeah that world-peace nonsense, might as well help the flamebrain to help the fire nation not collapse.

Earthbender Sakura who doesn't like to bend at first cause it's dirty, but she is driven to be as strong as her friends and to protect her country from being in the middle of another war.

Firebender Kakashi who is Sasuke's tutor + secret royal guard member assigned to keep him safe while on his 'sabbatical'. Also Mr. oh gosh these kids are going to kill themselves I should probably train them

Very vague sense of a timeline:

The fire nation has been waging war on the rest of the word and the air nomads are very very close to being dead and Itachi is groomed from a young age to further the fire nations might across the world.

So the white lotus comes in and is like "itachi you are the only way the cycle of hate ends, you must end it or the other nations will end you." And Itachi does his thing and murders everyone to save his brother. Oop.

Sasuke grows up in the midst of a crumbling fire nation with no family and a bunch of politicians trying to control him to control the future of the fire nation.

Eventually he's like enough is enough ima just leave and kill my brother. He almost makes it out but Kakashi finds him and is like lol ok you can go, but I have to come with you.

They 'steal' a boat and set out to the earth kingdom where shit starts to happen and Sakura and Naruto come into the picture.

He meets Sakura first after inadvertently saving her town while on the hunt for Itachi, she wants to be able to protect herself and admires his strength.

Naruto is next, he's been traveling around the Earth Kingdom doing war relief measures and trying to find a new home for the air nomads. He knows his duty is to bring peace and all that nonsense and his avatar senses are telling him this annoying jerk is the answer?! He's not pleased, but does figure that by traveling with them he can scout more places for a new air temple.

Anddd that's as far as i got. tbh I have no idea what this is or what do do with it but it wouldn't stop playing in my brain so I like fuck it ima write it down, that's what this place is for right? 😋

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Chapters: 11/32

Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna & Uchiha Madara, Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Izuna, Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito, Senju Hashirama & Uchiha Madara Characters: Uchiha Madara, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Izuna, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Hikaku, Senju Touka, Senju Tobirama, Original Uchiha Character(s), Original Senju Character(s), Uzumaki Mito Additional Tags: Fix-It of Sorts, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, POV Alternating, BAMF Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Kakashi Has Issues, Uchiha Madara Needs a Hug, Politics, are the real enemy, Uchiha Madara Has Issues, Canon-Typical Violence, Depression, Time Travel, let madara sleep, Founding of Konoha, Uchiha Izuna Lives, Hatake Kakashi is Bad at Feelings, I mean it's not like Madara is any better, now featuring Kakashi's guilt complex, Trust, both gaining and losing it Summary:

Madara is tired of endless war.

Izuna is tired of his brothers dying.

Kakashi is very confused why he's found himself in the middle of a battlefield generations before he's supposed to be born.

AKA- Kakashi goes back in time, accidentally saves a life, and finds too much joy in tormenting Uchiha Madara

So I’m kinda new to tumblr, but as indicated by my blog, I sometimes write things. This is what I’m currently writing. I just updated so uhhh, give it a read!! It’s my procrastination project and I have ~plans~ for it 🙃🙃