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tears goodbye 😭😭

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hi yes I'm alive it's just that no one wants to give me any attenshun

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Everyone go follow @dvlboy rn or I'll bite your neck and beat you up 💕💕

His works are amazing and he's so underated SO GO CHECK HIM OUT RNNNN

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should

should I write dark thirst

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Anon request please

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This is a continuation to this post! tohttps://softliarswriting.tumblr.com/post/664760016543399936/how-you-ended-up-with-osamu-headcanons-you

The Drunk Osamu Confession

His arms slung around you, you dragged your drunk boss up to his house. Propping him against his porch, you began digging into his bockets to find his keys.

He was definitely, handsome in a boyish way. And he looked quite peaceful for a drunk man. His hair was tousled and a little drool dribbled from his mouth.

Turing your phone on, you went to your camera app to take a video of you trying to find his keys. Why? Because you just wanted to see this video from time to time just to remind yourself that he wasn't too annoying.

Finally fishing his keys in his ridiculously deep pockets, you retracted your hand. But your hand definitely brushed against his cock which made him stir awake.

Blinking stupidly, he raised his head to look at you. His face lit up with a drunk smile and tired eyes.

"Heyyyyyyyy Y/N! Meistrr Handsome bro... brought me home?" slurred your boss. What kind of drunk was he anyways?

"Y/NNN! Ya payinnn me attenshunn or wats huh?" He slurred again. Okay, how much did he drink to be this drunk or was he faking it?

"Yan...yannknow? I think yeeer realllll nice to me and sooper cute yaknow? Ma..maybe you'll likey my confezzsion?"

Wait, wait, wait. Was your boss drunk confessing? Grabbing your phone, you brought it closer so you could catch his voice.

"Ya mmmake me feeeel fuggy insideeee. Like I coullldd fly highhh. Ya feel me?" He continued. "I thought some chezyy linesss would make ya heiart go flutter like da feel...feelings in my chest. I wanna be your boyf... boyfriend."

And with that, he leaned forward and fell asleep against your chest. You couldn't function for a few seconds before you snapped back to reality. Stopping the video and making sure every was heard, you grabbed his keys and unlocked his door to put him to bed.

Well, tomorrow's work will be fun when you show Osamu what he said.

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How you ended up with Osamu Headcanons

-You work as a helper at his restaurant

-You two didn't 'fall in love at first sight'

-It was 'Do something about your hair Y/N. Bedhead makes you look cute and I don't wanna start something here'

-You just nodded along and brushed off his compliments

-Wrong idea because now he's giving cheesy pickup lines

-To celebrate one of your co-workers birthday, Osamu threw together a party and made the food himself

-Absolutely amazing food from the malewife

-Anyways, it means he got very drunk and your co-workers wanted to set you two up together

-So you ended up taking the drunk man home

-Right when you reached his door, he grasped on to you tighter

-And kissed you before shakily mumbling out what sounded like a confession

-You help put him to bed, but you did record you boss trying to confess

-The next day, you let him listen to the recording

-And the strawberries paled in comparison to how red his face was

-He did end up confessing to you and asked you out for a date

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me waiting to get dicked down by stinky slashers with big knives:

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The twins and mc doing stupid younger sibling stuff

Belphie, Beel and Mc do stuff and get their asses whooped

I genuinely don't know what this is so let's leave it at that

-The foodie, the sleepy cow and a exchange student walk into a mausoleum. Now what's the punchline?

-With Belphie sleeping on Beels back, you holding Beels food and Beel leading you, all three of you somehow ended up in a mausoleum.

-Beel said he smelt food. Turns out the family of demon's were leaving offerings to their departed loved ones

-"MC, I'm gonna take them" "Beel! You can't because it's for a dead person!" "The person is dead, I'm sure they can share"

-While arguing with Beel on why it was wrong to take food from a dead person, Belphie slipped off and laid down on a convenient mossy surface next to you guys

-Bad choice because immediately he immediately rolled down and crashed into the family of demons

-That made Beel and you effectively shut up for 5 seconds before you put down his food and bolted out of the maloseum and Beel to retrieve his one (1) twin brother.

-But of course this somehow turned bad because you can't have shit in Devildom. You run out and immediately smack into the gothic Diavolo simp™, Lucifer

-Standing up slowly and brushing yourself, you back away five steps mumble a sorry and break into a faster sprint than Mammon and run down straight to Purgatory Hall

-The twins weren't as lucky as you because Belphie somehow managed to knock the dead demons ashes off and burn on of the attendees clothes

-Beel ran, picked him up, and ran like it was a Fangol game. But he too had the displeasure of bulldozing Lucifer because he was still wondering why you came out of a tomb.

-Ah, he could wonder no more as he was nearly killed by his younger brother because he ran right into him

-But in the spur of the moment, Beel grabbed Lucifer under his arm like dirty laundry and bolted to Purgatory Hall because he could smell your scent there

-Long story short the three of you were strung up outside HoL for the rest of the evening

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writing is so fun

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Headcanons for Mammon with a MC who treats him like a child

A/N : So uhhh, this is a request from a real person? Because he talks like this and I decided might as well because I don't want this blog to be dry

•"MC let's go to the casino! I feel like I-" "No Mams, it's past your bedtime,go to bed and I'll tuck you in." "MC what-"

•So very confused. He's at least a few millennium older than you so it should be the other way around

•But he'd be lying if he said he didn't enjoy the attention

•And being tsundere he obviously did

•"Ugh, I don't need ya' babyin me! I can do it myself!"

•Yea no, your not dealing with that

•You actually pluck his precious Goldie away from him as a punishment? Your spending to much time with Lucifer

•But you do reward him with things like small gems and trinkets

•You even made a sweater for him because he managed to not sneak off to gamble

•And when his brothers were picking on him?

•You actually told Lucifer to "Tuck his beak in, you glorified goth peacock" and told Asmo you would choose Mammon in a heartbeat if compared to him

•Hes in so much awe and love

•You helped him pay back some debts too

•If anything, you didn't make him a better demon, you just made him a very spoilt demon who wants your attention even more

•"MC look! I saved some Grimm!" "Good job Mammon! Amazing job! Come, let's go buy some stuff for you, my treat"

•His brothers are so jealous it's funny

•Mammon would be wearing something you made or got for him and all of them would begin twitching with rage. MC we want that too :(

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:(

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me: *checks under my bed for monsters and sees nothing again*

me, teary: dammit

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Ukai X Make Reader

Just some mentioned porn. No plot just self indulgent stuff

Ukai is very handsome, lotsa people agree. They always assumed he was the type to sleep around and break hearts here and there. And with the drinking and smoking, there was a rumour going round and around that he was some hardcore gang member.

He even has this small fan club, full of girls and boys asking him to rail them stupid. To bad they'd find out he's completely clueless when it comes to topping. He'd let his sweet boyfriend blow his back out and let him do it.

The way you pull his hair, spit in his mouth and call him yours, he just quivers and the blood goes straight to his cute little dick. He found it embarrassing the way he moaned your name but to the contrary, the way his voice cracked or pitched to ask you to fuck him harder and make him a slave to your cock were one of the few hottest things he'd ever told you.

Sometimes, he'd even get needy in public, and demand you break his mind behind bushes in the park or in restaurant booth. But you were at his school, talking with some man that Ukai and dubbed as 'Specs', so not much cum pumped into him. Yet.

When he finished with the volleyball team, he walked over to you, albeit shaky, gesturing for you to get up so you could both get going home. Waving bye to the team and the brown eyed glasses man, you exited the building with Ukai to go to your car. Intertwining your fingers together as you drove home, you engaged in idle chat with him about his team and if he ever wanted to play again. He didn't give any verbal response but he pushed his hands between his legs, as if cold.

When you reached the confides of your home though, he collapsed on the floor, whimpering and moaning.

"You held on longer than I thought. Must have been fun huh?" You questioned him, as you play with the remote of the vibrating plug that he wore the whole time.

"Good job baby. Your gonna get your reward and I promise, it's gonna be nice and hard in you." You whispered devilishly as you pressed your foot down on his cock.

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DION THANK YOU SO MUCH ILYSM. THIS MADE MY DAY SO MUCH MORE BETTER

because @itsrainingsomewhereelsee​ isnt feeling the greatest :(

hope you’ve been feeling better my guy🧡🧡

(you’re taller than Kuroo in this)

The silence that was coming from you was eerie. You were usually a lot more talkative, loving to tell him about your day, even the little irks and bumps that happened throughout it. But now, just silence. You could barely even muster enough energy to give him a kiss when you came home. Sometimes, you couldn’t even make it to the bedroom or change out of your clothes.

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I'm getting bored, so that means I'll write things :)

Sleepy Prince

Atsumu X Male reader

In which your Atsumu's sleepy boyfriend or the athlete x sleeper trope

It was supposed to be the both of you watching a movie together then failing asleep together in your bed. Not watching a movie and you falling asleep on his lap immediately. But he wasn't really displeased, more so joyful that his sleepy boyfriend immediately choose to rely on him, because if he laid down on the pillow next to him, he would have burnt it out of jealousy.

He had already turned to movie volume down and got into a more comfortable position for the both of you to relax in. Now, he was stroking your head with one hand and the other was wrapped around your waist. Your shirt had slipped up, exposing your back which had lots of his hand prints from hugging you the whole day.

He always felt happy and relaxed with you like this. Where you would just enjoy each others presence. '

Thank you god for givi-'

He didn't get to finish his thoughts as you began stirring awake. Pushing himself up a little so he wasn't so close to your face, he patiently waited for you to be awake. Blinking slowly, you sat up. Turning to him, you grabbed him softly and mumbled, "Is the movie over?" He chucked and told you it didn't. "Oh." you said, resuming your head in his lap. You began shifting so that you could face him. "I hope I can fall asleep everything like this. With your nice face and attitude, I'll ask you to marry me soon." You said, while staring at him. His eyes were wide and his lips were curled in a smile.

That was the last image you had of him, treasured deep in your memory before you fell asleep again. On the other hand, Atsumu was blushing so hard one would assume that he dunked his face in bright red paint.

This is for my beloved best friend, @certifiedoikawasimp so go check him out!