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13: were not making a giant mech to fight the sun

12: why the fuck not, we already did it once!

1: 5514 was a special case.

3: AND WE WERENT USING IT TO FIGHT THE FUCKING SUN.

12: buzzkills.

11: i agree, your all a bunch of buzzkills.

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Fae: your name is mine.

O5-12: nah.

Fae: what the fuck.

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How the O5s would interact in my headcanon

11: uno

12: wait, i thought this was monopoly?

13: im pretty sure this is go fish.

10: this is shoots and ladders you fucking morons.

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but...but bright and shaw are the same person???

How Various Members of Site Command React to Sudden Hugs

Okay, this is by no means at complete list of who's huggable on site and who isn't, and HR would have maid-waifuless kittens if they found out I even made this list. That being said... it's a lot safer to hug some staffers than others.

First, no one on record has tried hugging Dr. Gears. But, should someone be brave or crazy enough to try it... he might get to tolerate it with repeated attempts.

Second, hugging Dr. Bright is just encouraging him to be a perv. Stick to pats on the head. On second though... just don't touch Dr. Bright.

Third, Dr. Glass gives the warmest hugs, next to Cain, 999, and 343 themselves. 10/10, highly recommend hugging him if you had a bad day.

Fourth, Dr. Iceberg. Yeah... Sadly, I think only his partner Quinn can get away with that one. Anyone else would wind up with at least a literal cold shoulder.

Clef is most likely to just ninja hug the crap out of you in retaliation if you do this to him first. My ribs still hurt from this morning's clingy ambush. More likely to happen if he's hungover.

Dr. Rights is a hugger. Do not hug unless you're free for ten minutes at least.

Do not ninja hug Dr. Gerald. He likes hugs, but... exaggerated startle responses are not fun. Approach slowly from the front once consent is given, do not squeeze.

Cain will turn terracotta red if hugged off guard. Agent Nordstrom thinks it's adorable.

It is nearly impossible to ninja hug 343. He still loves hugs, so feel free to try. Just... not with whiskey in hand. It's a sin to waste good alcohol.

Dr. Light is fond of hugs. For the record, if she really likes you, she squeezes.

Ninja hugging 999 means you sink into him a tiny bit, like jumping onto a huge Jello lump. Just don't build up too much speed. I recommend this on those really crap days.

Assuming you locate him, hugging Dr. Kondraki will have one of two results: him either shouting at you or dragging you down to the local karaoke bar to get smashed and sing 90's heavy metal off key with him. If he's already half pickled with booze first, it's the latter. There is no in between.

Dr. Shaw will also blush if hugged. It's sweet. Also gives very gentle hugs.

Dr. Myriad, however... be prepared for a rib-bruising hug in return.

Iris is not a hugger. Only family and Agent Markovich can hug her and live.

Do not attempt to hug Dr. Mann. He's not a touchy feely guy, you will be shot at.

Agent Strelnikof likes hugs, believe it or not. Bonus if the hugger is a pretty woman.

Do not hug Agent Dimitriov around 076-2, unless Abel agrees. Agent Okame was just trying to help, you didn't need to kill her, Big Brother! No GTA5 for three weeks.

There was one intern who actually hugged 294 after it produced "a perfect duplicate of my nan's hot chocolate, right down to the correct color of marshmallow Peep". The machine did seem to perform better for the rest of the day, but the test was never duplicated.

Dr. Kain Pathos-Crow is hit and miss on hugging. But... he loves a good ear scratch, like most canine lifeforms.

Dr. Cimmerian gives great hugs, at a dollar a piece. If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Hugging Agent Lombardi will get you punched. Don't.

No hugging Lieutenant Tori. She will shoot you. In the knee. With buckshot. Twice for repeat offenders.

No surprise hugs with Dr. Sherman, lest you get a lecture on consent. Best to just bring him a coffee. He's nice, just a stickler for decorum on site.

I myself welcome hugs from almost anyone except Agent O'Hare for obvious reasons, and Dr. Bright, again for obvious reasons. Just mind my teacup, please.

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343: sends you names of books he thinks youd like

My headcanons on how scps would text:

079: leaves everyone on read except 682. Usually short responses and straight to the point. Occasionally uses internet terms and doesn't use emojis- uses text-based emoticons instead.

682: accidentally leaves caps lock on and doesn't realise. Will get in heated arguments with you. Never uses emojis and just sticks to text. Sometimes gets weirdly philosophical.

035: will spam you with texts until he gets your attention. Over dramatic and frequently uses emojis. If he is left on read he becomes aggressive and insults you. Would send you memes.

049: doesn't understand how to use phones and is often too focused on his work to reply. If you text him about anything remotely medical based prepare for a paragraph-long, detailed ramble.

173: sends you a menacing picture of its face with nothing else.

106: doesn't text but instead sends you threatening images. Will send you pictures of his food for some reason. Will accidentally send you a picture of himself looking like an old person's pfp on Facebook. Accidentally face times you 10 times a day.

096: doesn't respond with anything except crying emojis.

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i like to imagine that the O5 council will have water balloon fights with scp-006 out of pure boredom

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i headcanon that whenever a researcher is walking by its containment cell 079 will just make a loud noie like BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOP to scare/startle them out of pure spite

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awww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆

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awww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆

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the best way to not be racist or homophobic?

just hate everyone equally, its what i do.

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The best part of being about the SCP fandom is that one day you can see "oooh im the scary butt ghost i eat your buttt" and then the next day see "It is the end for humanity, the last bastion has fallen, all hope has been lost, i am recording this so that one day, some distant civilization out there will know not to make the same mistakes we did.

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i want context. i want to know what happened. i want my curiosity SATIATED

0-5 Council: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Dr. Jack Bright.