#scp-foundation

[soggithyfroggithy]

awww the scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when😆

[sunnyseer]

I love how ethical the SCP Foundation is

Oh also this references the tale Nosedive

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

I wonder if there are, like, books or something with an SCP Foundation-like plot.

[withwordsasweapons]

how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10

[mathraptor]

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

[lokis-bitter-ghost]

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

[saelens16]

They are having a tea party.

[noplaguehere]

SCP-7052

DO NOT STICK A SPOON UP YOUR ASS WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

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[the-alpine-glow]

Mobile Task Force ‘:3’

[prokopetz]

I know the unicursal (i.e., non-branching) labyrinth is a visual art thing and doesn't at all match the description of the mythological Labyrinth, but sometimes I picture some sort of ancient Greek SCP thing with very speedy stonemasons constantly lengthening the path in order to contain a very, very slow Minotaur.

[awkward-clone]

this is just how I imagine it going lol

[soggithyfroggithy]

i headcanon that whenever a researcher is walking by its containment cell 079 will just make a loud noie like BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOP to scare/startle them out of pure spite

[charlesoberonn]

Joke SCP idea: Man immune to sandwiches. He cannot be harmed by anything that would otherwise be lethal so long as that thing comes in the form of sandwiches.

The deadliest poisons, being crushed to death, being pelted at relativistic speeds. None of it hurts him so long as a sandwich is the delivery method.

The Foundation begin experimenting on the extents of his abilities but then one of the researchers shoots him dead. Their reason?

"The world is not ready for an objective answer to what is a sandwich"

[yuriinullification]

the fact that literally all SCP games out there are just generic survival horror projects and that there's like basically nothing that actually utilizes the absolutely fuckhuge and extremely richly detailed (completely free to use in whatever way you want) world to tell an actually compelling story or even just do like literally any setting that isn't inside one of the facilities is genuinely such a tragedy. Give me a plot set amongst the rural Sarkics of like early 20th century Russia. Do a mystery/detective-style game set inside the academies of three Portlands. VA-11-HALL-A but you're a librarian inside the wanderer's library. UIU strategy game where you constantly encounter fucked up shit and have to use your very limited knowledge about the world you're in and even more limited funds to try and decide what incidents are worth investigating and how you deal with them like I am literally on my hands and knees begging. There's so so so much potential in this world that's just going completely unexplored when it comes to games pleeeease just do something other than escape from site 19 #1547786544 I'm actually starving here.

[littlekhada]