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I couldn't quote you a specific kink name about this but it also cannot be overstated that your true love (the one the introductory "this is a love story" is referring to) is not really the dommy mommy princess who breasts boobily up the stairs, but instead a writhing mass of infinite caressing hands — the ultimate sapphic lover

so I've only played like... half(ish) of Slay The Princess, but I can 100% tell you that a significant portion of this game was made for kink reasons. like, sex kink reasons. which -- to be clear -- is based and rad. but it's weird how none of the people who recommended this game to me mentioned this

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What if Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" was about an octopus unlocking its eldritch powers?

Based on a Facebook post by Neil's Adventures in the Mundanely Paranormal

Octopus design by buidinh1803

Ocean wave by zzzvector

Magnifying glass by TheUjulala

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Silence vs the Screaming Skull (comic dub)

From Nothing Doing, a webcomic that's kind of like if Dilbert had trans furries instead of a conservative author

Original comic by @horseonvhs: https://horseonvhs.com/nothingdoing/index.html?pg=18#showComic

Typing sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Turtlemonkey2013/sounds/678237/, https://freesound.org/people/FireyDragonSounds/sounds/792024/

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Thinking out loud

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knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam

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Everything is Yuri (comic dub)

Did this in the style of a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared interloper cuz that little fairy reminds me of one

Original comic by @stupid-twink-girl: https://stupidtwink.thecomicseries.com/comics/117/

Background sounds:

Touching grass - https://freesound.org/people/MoniqueKruger/sounds/325740/

Sidewalk steps - https://freesound.org/people/CinemaVocal/sounds/331649/

Car crash - https://freesound.org/people/musicmasta1/sounds/131385/

Car burning - https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/563765/

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Bonus Tyvar because I'm an equal opportunity gimpist

only one cirticism of hte gallia card art and that is: do not lie to me she would NOT have shaved pits and we all know it

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Took it upon myself to fix this glaring omission

only one cirticism of hte gallia card art and that is: do not lie to me she would NOT have shaved pits and we all know it

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Marathon runner: can any other animal run long distances like I can?

Zoologist: horses come the closest, but humans can endurance-hunt a horse, because we have way more sweat glands.

Gastronome: but in order to run a marathon, you prepare by eating complex carbs like pasta. My job is a prerequisite for yours

Major league baseball pitcher: baseball also has a running component

remembering the scene in arrival when our linguist protagonist talks about how language is what separates humans from animals. and then a scientist she's talking to says hmm personally I think it's science that separates humans from animals. and I really wanted that scene to just keep going with experts from more fields weighing in on how their field of study is the most fundamental thing about humanity. just showing all their perspectives

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Get dramatically read, nerd

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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Image id: A list of the "10 Best Things To Say To Someone With Anxiety" adored with hearts, supposedly compiled by The Depression Project, @RealDepressionProject thedepressionproject.com. Included in the screenshot above the list is its Twitter poster, "fav" nathans @gabenathans who adds "please read" with a heart emoji. The list of things to say are as follows: 1: "There's something going on in your brain - and it's not normal." 2: "I don't have anxiety, but if I did, I would be way better at having it than you." 3: "You sound insane right now." 4: "Having anxiety makes you a bad person, like Plankton or Cruella De Vil." 5: "Anxiety was invented by Big Pharma to sell more pills." 6: "If your symptoms make you act out, I'm going to take it personally and disinvite you from my barbecue." 7: "Having anxiety seems really easy - I bet a baby could do it, no problem." 8: "There's legit weird stuff going on in your head." 9: "I have you saved in my phone as 'Anxious Burdensome Friend'" 10: "You're fighting a war in your mind 24/7, and the other side is kicking your ass."

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Me, cutting my hair: Butch

The world: Tboy