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behold. avalon high and text posts!

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The moon dressed as Saturn.

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fear and loathing on the planet of kitson really had it all, didn’t it;

daisy and jemma trippin BALLS

daisy and jemma trippin balls and absolutely forgetting that they’re on one of their most important missions to date and immediately declaring GIRLS NIGHT while in a space casino

little monkey fitz!!!

davis also being high af and driving piper absolutely insane

davis: “i’m a secret agent. i’m a secret agent in SPACE.”

enoch declaring himself to be a “fine specimen” and suggesting that he and fitz become prostitutes

the line “better dead than in the brothels”

daisy and jemma declaring how much they love each other while being completely out it under a casino table

daisy calling jemma her “little british friend”

daisy still kicking absolute ass despite trippin balls and doing it after declaring “sorry boys; it’s GIRLS NIGHT”

a depressed robot

robot and human friendship

fitz painting dead alien blood on a door with said dead alien’s severed arm in order to break out of said door

“my husband, no sorry- my future husband, is behind that door. and i know that because i heard the secret dolphin signal that was specifically for me.”

fitzsimmons reunion, short as it was

and wow, i don’t think i’ve had this much fun watching aos since season 1

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So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

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A very long due portrait painting of my fav character on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD (which is like the best TV show ever). 🍋🍋

Time taken: 3.5 hours

Reference: Jeff Ward as Deke Shaw

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honestly i’d probably also throw quite the hissy fit if i was denied the love of leopold fitz

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Boo, Bitch is exactly the sappy, wierd, bullshit 80's rip off show about teen drama and friendships that I needed and I'm so happy it exists. Realy needed that stupid dumb emotional roller-coaster in my live.

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this show was trash but i’m invested now

Fate CAN'T end like this

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sophie: *exists* sid: my skin is clear. my crops are thriving. my grades are up. i have 20/20 vision. the sun is shining. my depression is cured.

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i finally caught up on how i met your father and im soooo into the sophie x sid long game

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I LOVE THIS WOMAN

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Friends, colleagues, gawky New Yorkers, we are here today to celebrate the marriage of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

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Jess Mariano + Text Posts Part 1

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