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sometimes readers make you care about a fic so much you post a new chapter after a literal year. enjoy <3

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knowing i'm planning to post a gut-punch of a fic later in the day turns me into a cartoon villain -- laughing and rubbing my hands together like a ha ha ha they'll never see it coming. they won't know what hit 'em.

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oops. obligatory Stan & Dipper bonding roadtrip drabble.

Words: 2k

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:

“I’m okay.” “Course you are. You’re a Pines.”

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Stan Pines isn't scared of anything, except maybe losing Dipper to Ford. Yeah, that terrifies him.

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Beauyasha Week Day 5

yes, i'm five days late for beauyasha week shhhh. today's prompt is Flowers and Forgiveness, so here's the first chapter of my beauyasha wedding proposal fic!

have fun <3

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The prompt for this day was “home so ofc I had to portray them in their domestic era

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Beauyasha-Week 2023: Day 1 - Dance

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utterly gorgeous

Finished this one early enough to slip it into Beauyasha week. Their home is each other, no matter where the waters take them~

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that's MY stupid idiot bitch

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<3 always incredibly honored when artists draw scenes from my fics! thank you!!

“You are far too drunk for that, I’m afraid.” Vex told herself it was just the alcohol making Keyleth talk like that. They’d never made out before—at least not officially. 

“And you’re pretty,” Keyleth continued, completely unaware. “You’re so pretty. And you’re so—so unhappy. You’re miserable. You’re beautiful and miserable, and I think that’s sad.” 

Vex almost choked on her own spit. “Is that so?” 

Keyleth shrugged. “You don’t have to listen to me.” 

Pretty Little Things by @somethingwritey

and i can't colour for shit oops anyways i need people to know i am reading

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hey here's your unfriendly reminder that most likely yasha has not seen beauregard in twenty-four days according to the canon timeline of when she left for the shadowfell and currently doesn't know if she is dead or alive.

that's it.

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POV you are Deanna about to have the night of your monsterfucker dreams in the creepiest woods imaginable

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thanks for y'all's patience! pretty little things will be updated so soon, i promise!!!

every time they hint that keyleth is possibly dead in canon i freak out send help

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debating whether or not to post the wildest fearne/imogen smut i've ever written. started mostly as a wild off-handed comment in a group chat that went like this:

"fearne made a joke about providing the goat's milk"

"lactation kink imogen?"

so. let me know if you want it.

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chapter four is up and waiting!

Pretty Little Things — a Vexleth Fic

The Solstice is approaching. Keyleth is overworked. Vex has a duty to Whitestone. But when Vex's marriage begins to fall apart and Keyleth invites her on a scouting mission to Issylra, they both end up getting a little more adventure than either of them expected.

or

Vex and Keyleth have been in love with each other for years, and it's coming to bite them in the ass.

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In other words, I've finally posted the first chapter to my newest Vexleth longfic, featuring pining, marital issues, sexual-tension stake-outs, and some ill-timed kisses.

Read Chapter One Here!

This lovely art was done by my dear @anklebit on Twitter and Instagram. Thank you, darling, for letting me use it as my banner!

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yeeee can't wait!

Bidet, everyone!

The votes are in, and the official prompts for Beauyasha Week 2023 have been decided 👀

DAY 1: Dance | Moon 

DAY 2: Home | “I go where you go” 

DAY 3: Pride | Mythology AU 

DAY 4: Sentinel Babes | Library 

DAY 5: Flowers | Forgiveness 

DAY 6: Lionett-Nydoorin | Pirate AU 

DAY 7: Free Prompt

You can create animation, art, cosplay, edits, fics, headcanons, memes, mix-media, playlists, etc. 

The goal is to make content, support creators, have fun, and celebrate this wonderful ship!

Beauyasha Week will begin on the 22nd of May. If you are participating, don’t forget to use the official hashtag #BeauyashaWeek2023 so we can share everyone’s contributions. (No other variations as posts may be lost.)

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listen listen i'm so so soft for adopted!kids beauyasha, and also for some reason i'm thinking about a soft pregnant yasha au with beau being full stressed dad!mode. i can't get it out of my head....

so perhaps....

i'll write something.

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psst. hey you. chapter three of pretty little things is waiting for you....