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POV: He's holding your hand💕

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Can u imagine brand-new father Trevor Bruttenholm wakes up and there's the silhouette of a demon in his doorway with glowing orange eyes and he's scared shitless for half a second before Hellboy says "I frew up"

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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Y/N *whispering* hey, quick question... Are you looking for a wife?

Ghost: excuse me ?

Y/N: are you looking for a wife? Like a wife...

Ghost: ...

Y/N: ...

Ghost: yes.

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where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

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This is is exactly how I see Gaz. Like, very very sweet but also extremely intelligent and just very much whatever that ^ expression is

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Pookie

Look at how fucking cute he is

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The last two messages are hilarious.

Omg

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Aren't they just like seasoned zombies?

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I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA.

Y'KNOW HOW THE VIBE WITH SIMON IS THAT HE LIKES TO KEEP BUSY TO KEEP THE VOICES AT BAY?!!?

WELL WHAT IF THE READER WAS A GAMER.

AND GAZ AND SOAP PICKED UP GAMING TOO CAUSE MAYBE IT WAS A WAY TO WIND DOWN AND SOCIALIZE WITHOUT HAVING TO MEET UP AT A PHYSICAL PLACE.

SO SOAP, GAZ AND THE READER PLAYED TOGETHER.

LET'S SAY THEY PLAYED THE FOREST/SONS OF THE FOREST.

(Only choosing these games cause I love them)

AND LETS ALSO SAY SIMON LIVES WITH THE READER, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP.

HE DOESN'T REALLY PLAY VIDEOGAMES UNLESS YOU ASK. BUT HE LIKES WATCHING KINDA IN AN OLD MAN WAY, LAUGHING WHEN YOU DIE AND THEN MOVING ON.

But then.

After you start playing with Gaz and Soap.

He starts hearing how much more fun all three of you are having, especially all the screaming from you as you play The Forest.

He wants to play too.

He buys a gaming laptop lets say.

Starts playing with you.

Takes a bit to adjust but picks it up quickly when the ball starts rolling. He IMMEDIATELY gets tactical as hell and keeps trying to apply logic of survival skills and stuff. "Why can't I make (____)? Why does the stamina and hunger drop so fast? I've gone longer without on the field" etc.

And then.

The cannibals attack.

He sees your player get attacked..

And surprisingly, he feels a wave of protectiveness.

Its stupid though, right? Its just a game, you didn't actually die. But your gasp of shock and disappointed sigh stir something inside him. (Especially if you're bad at combat or a scaredy cat like me)

So suddenly instead of cleaning his guns or watching the same movie over again like he usually does on Friday nights, he's watching youtube and finding the objectively best "battle tactic" for The Forest. Bro is getting TECHNICAL with it, just like at his job. Even using the same terminology. He's treating it like the cannibals and mutants are terrorists threatening the crown. Bro is all in. He practices on single player, over and over, till he has a system.

The next time you and the boys play, he's gone from 0 to 100. You turn around and he's already got fish drying and a whole defensible camp built. Earns the 'deforestation' achievement five minutes into the game. Gives you instructions on what to do. Gives you the freedom to do all the fun stuff. Oh my gosh. Lets you try and make your own base but you ultimately die and end up back in his. if you're like me, you're geared towards decorating and shi cause obviously I am. So he'd keep you safe while you hunted deers to make waterskins and chairs. Gaz and Soap would probably be trying to make their own settlements and follow the story. Ghost already knows everything about the story and easter eggs and how to get to all the caves and what order, but he lets you and the boys figure it out. Maybe gives you secret hints to help you. Only you.

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Need to gain a giant military bf this way. Boyfriend (Simon) distribution system.

thinking about you going up to three broad shouldered men in a bar because your crazy ex/some random creep/etc is following you and you beg them to pretend they know you. You slide into the empty space at the table theyve commandeered and right as the other guy comes up a scary looking big motherfucker with a balaclava and eyeblack slots himself right in next to you. You press yourself into his side when the creep comes up and you call Ghost your boyfriend, and Ghost (as you later learn to call him) grabs your hip possessively, tucking you in closer.

He doesn't let you go, later, when the creep fucks off. Instead, he slips your phone out of your pocket and puts his contact inside. Texts himself and slips it back into your pocket while making eye contact. Blows smoke in your face and snorts when you wave it away, huffing at him and sticking your cute little tongue out at him.

You have fun with the military men that night, Ghost even walks you home to feel safe. You wake up the next day, happy to be safe and sound, and go about your day. Forget all about Ghost for awhile, because he never texts you first.

Weeks later, youre in the middle of your kitchen when he walks in, a copy of your key in his hand. Slots himself in behind you and rests his chin on your head even when you panic and claw at him.

What? He's home now, came home to you, his partner. Just like you wanted, right? You wanted him, now you've got him.

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THATS THE ONLY VIDEO I COULD FIND LMAO

Anyway this ^ is what I think Rekrap would sound like. Pre venom goop juice spiderman max muscle protein shake

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FYM 'A LITTLE RACIST'??!!?! 😭 😭 😭

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PERFECT

Click and Drag: The Hobbit Edition: Halloween

Warning: ⚠️Flashing Images⚠️

Please use a browser that isn't Google Chrome otherwise the GIFs will be stuck on the first image.

How to Play: Click and Drag the image if playing on a laptop or screenshot if playing on a phone.

A/N: Images are not mine. Credit to the artist. I had this sitting in my draft since last year because I forgot to post it.

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Me: I would like Fantasy/Sci-fi content please

The internet: hmm... Sorry, best I can do is fetish art.