look me in the eye and tell me ryan reynolds only following a single account that is solely gifs of him getting pegged is not peak humour. go on lie to me do it u coward
Deadpool: *kicking feet* I would still love you even you were a mentally ill girl on tumblr reading self insert fanfiction about me as a fictional character *he says, poking your nose*
Hey so I need there to be a little cameo for Walker in Deadpool 3 where he like walks in on Wade/Deadpool and Co. looking like the little blond cherubim he is and acting completely sweet and innocent despite the R rating, and at first Wade is like “hey look it’s mini me!” but all the other characters just give Wade a death glare like “don’t you DARE curse in front of the kid” so Wade whines but tries his absolute hardest for like five minutes to not say a single curse word, almost slips up several times and barely catches himself, but right when they all think he succeeded and are on their merry way to kill some bad guys, something in the background blows up and Walker just screams “HOLY FUCK” and curses like a sailor unprompted for so long that the audience is genuinely impressed while Deadpool just stares at him in complete awe and when he’s done, the others look at Wade and he’s like “What, I told you he’s a mini me!” This is mandatory and I will die tragically if he’s not there