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dog whisperer but for spooky supernatural entities
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I had never actually gotten around to finishing the Monstrous Agonies podcast, partly because of fear of coming to the end of a good thing but mostly because I got too distracted by real life stuff. So I spent the past week listening to it. All of it. From the beginning to the end. The Presenter may be narrating my thoughts now. Fortunately they're familiar with weirder stuff than anything in my head. Or anywhere else, come to that.
One episode left me sobbing. Dratted show, attacking my feelings like that.
Anyway the ending was brilliant, everyone involved is brilliant, the Q&As and bloopers were hilarious, and if you haven't listened to it you're missing out. Hie thee hence to @monstrousproductions or find it on Spotify or something.
And now to start the new podcast Travelling Light. Bwahahaha.
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okok headcanon time
alice is actual fucking dogshit at dying her hair, and when she and sam were dating she always got him to do it for her, and now he dye job’s back to being absolutely horrible again because she don’t got sam to do it anymore
archives alice doesn’t dye her hair because whenever she tries she thinks of when sam would dye it and she has a breakdown
#so this is how it is#I come to the hellsite for some random silliness#and then you slap me with THIS#FFS#alice dyer#tmagp#the magnus protocol#sam khalid
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Seeing the Murderbot trailer had my brain like THAT'S MY BOY but Murderbot is very much not a boy so my brain switched to THAT'S MY THEY but Murderbot is ALSO not a they
So third time's the charm THAT'S MY IT
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as always if you're eligible to sign, sign and share. if you're not eligible, share but don't sign.
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Something that i've been biting my tongue about since literally page 11 of Gideon the Ninth, but that never fails to make me giggle whenever i pick it back up:
Harrowhark's name being, essentially, Behold: the horrors.
Harrow: to cause distress
Hark: listen or attention
Pelleamena and Priamhark really sat down and named their hard-won genocidal spawn Behold The Horrors and nothing could possibly be more on brand for this book or really the ninth house as a whole
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#tlt#griddlehark#gideon nav
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New unit of distance: the sploot.
Wait. Can't walk. Don't you see. Repeat. (via)
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The more I reread All Systems Red (too much) the more I adore Mensa, expect more of her scenes because she deserves the world.

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“That’s how I want to fight. I don’t want to spend all my time in show bouts. I want to fight like a real cavalier, as though my life’s on the line.”
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sex pal
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