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Random headcanon no one asked for:

Fuyuhiko swears up and down that he doesn't have a pet name for his boyfriend, that pet names are stupid, and he would never do that. Meanwhile, he calls Hajime "dumbass" in the most affectionate way possible, he may as well be calling him "darling."

Of course, no one is going to point that out to him.

Hajime evades the "do you have any pet names" question. Behind closed doors, he calls Fuyuhiko "baby," but he knows that telling anyone else that would be signing his own death warrant.

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Hello bisexual community

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Just realized that the anniversary of my fanfic is during pride month, love that for me

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Who is your LEAST favorite Super Danganronpa 2 boy? Could you explain why in a reblog or comment?

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Omg today is the two year anniversary of my fanfic?!!!! I almost missed it!

Happy second anniversary of "Live or Die, You and I are Together"!!💖💖💖

Sadly, I don't have anything prepared for the occasion. 😩

But thank you all so much for reading my story! I still can't believe it's been going this long! I love you all!

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Tell your husband the fans say womp womp

Lmfaoooooooo he said "kiss my ass, zoomers"

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Mozzarella won fair and square (thank you, that one was my idea 😘)

But my husband hates it lmfaoooo

Hey guys, please help me name this stray dog that we accidentally adopted. My husband and I can't agree on a name lol

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Halestorm is what I assume Ibuki's music sounds like, and no, I will not be accepting any criticism

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Mozzarella. Name it that bc i was the first to respond

As the person who suggested Mozzarella, I agree 😂

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Hey guys, please help me name this stray dog that we accidentally adopted. My husband and I can't agree on a name lol

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🌤😁🌤

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Had a dream about Fuyuhiko and Hajime Sleeping in the same bed, but Fuyuhiko kept unconsciously grinding on Hajime in the midst of his slumber.

It was to the point that Hajime was pushed to his peak several times but then instantly derived from his joy because Fuyuhiko would stop and continue to peacefully sleep (cycle repeat)

I have had this ask for over a year, I am so sorry 😖

Anyway, I finally wrote you a drabble lol. Enjoy?

Hajime was in hell.

It was the first night of his trip and he was already rethinking the rest of his vacation. He and some of his friends were supposed to spend the week in a luxurious beachside resort, but things weren't going the way they planned.

The hotel had lost their reservation, and of course, all the nice rooms were booked. After a lot of threats and shouting from Fuyuhiko, the hotel had managed to find a vacant room that they could take. It wasn't the suite they had initially been promised, but it was better than nothing.

There were only two beds, though, and five people. Everyone easily agreed to let the girls take one bed, but the three boys still had a dilemma. The bed wasn't big enough for all of them, and besides, that sounded pretty miserable.

Fuyuhiko insisted that he should get the bed, since he was paying for most of the trip, and the other boys begrudgingly agreed. Hajime and Kazuichi briefly argued about who should get the other spot. Fuyuhiko gave the deciding vote, which is how Hajime ended up sleeping in the bed and Kazuichi ended up on the floor.

Getting ready for bed was a chaotic experience, with so many people in such a small space. Chiaki and Peko changed clothes in the bathroom while the boys got changed in the bedroom. Eventually, all of them settled into bed and went to sleep.

Hajime was worried that he would have a difficult time getting to sleep, considering he was laying in bed next to his longtime crush. It didn't end up being a problem, though, and he fell asleep almost immediately.

He was awakened a couple of hours later by a strange sensation. Something warm and soft was rubbing up against him, pressing against his crotch. The friction felt way too good, and Hajime could feel himself getting hard. He didn't really think about what was happening until he heard a soft moan from his bedmate.

Hajime's eyes shot open and he looked down at the back of Fuyuhiko's head. The blonde was facing away from him, but he was really close to him. Fuyuhiko's hips were pushing backwards, rubbing his butt against Hajime's growing erection.

“Nnh… F-Fuyuhiko?” the brunette whispered, not wanting to wake anyone else up. There was no response, however, other than Fuyuhiko's sighs as he continued grinding against Hajime.

After a moment, the smaller boy moved away, snuggling into his pillow with a groan. Apparently, he was still asleep and probably had no idea what he was doing.

Hajime felt very conflicted. On the one hand, he was glad that Fuyuhiko had stopped, since the whole thing was pretty weird. But another, more selfish part of him couldn't help feeling disappointed. He had been attracted to Fuyuhiko for so long, and having him rubbing against his cock had felt so good.

Still, he knew that it was better this way. Fuyuhiko was asleep and didn't know what he was doing. Hajime couldn't take advantage of him like-

His thoughts were interrupted when Fuyuhiko's ass pressed against him again. A surprised moan escaped from Hajime's throat and he just barely resisted the urge to grab the other boy's hips.

He froze as Fuyuhiko continued grinding against him, unsure what to do. Should he wake Fuyuhiko up? Would that be better, or would it just embarrass the grumpy blonde? Maybe it would be better to just try to move away?

It didn't help that Fuyuhiko's butt felt really good, rubbing against his dick like that. Hajime wasn't sure what he was dreaming about, but his quiet sighs and moans were driving the taller boy crazy.

After a few minutes, Fuyuhiko stopped again. He moved away, sighing as he settled down, and Hajime once again had to push down his disappointment.

Hajime tried to ignore his arousal and go back to sleep. He rolled onto his back, staring blankly at the ceiling, listening to the sounds of his friends sleeping peacefully. Taking care of his erection was an incredibly bad idea.

But it was so tempting.

He rolled to face Fuyuhiko again, studying the back of his head, still weighing his options. He was almost relieved when the blonde pushed up against him again, more urgently this time.

Hajime's instincts got the better of him and he grasped Fuyuhiko's hips, rutting against the curve of his ass. The yakuza heir gasped, pushing back to meet him, and Hajime caught himself. He jerked his hands away, feeling embarrassed, but Fuyuhiko continued grinding against him.

The friction felt amazing. Hajime knew he should move away, but the more Fuyuhiko rubbed against him, the harder it became to do what was right. Honestly, if this continued for much longer, Hajime was certain he would come right there.

Just when he was getting close, Fuyuhiko pulled away again. Hajime groaned in disappointment.

This happened several more times. Fuyuhiko would grind up against Hajime's cock, bringing him to the edge each time, but moving away before he could get off. Hajime was getting incredibly frustrated, but he just couldn't bring himself to turn away. This was hell, but in the best possible way.

After being edged like that for what felt like hours, Hajime finally lost his patience. He grabbed Fuyuhiko's hips as the blonde tried to move away again, pulling him tight against his cock.

“Fuyuhiko,” Hajime hissed into his ear. “Wake up.”

Grunting, the blonde slowly turned to look at him over his shoulder. “...Hajime? What…?”

The taller boy rutted against him, making him moan in surprise. “Keep it down,” Hajime told him in a low voice. “Don't wake the others.”

Fuyuhiko stared at him, brows knitted in confusion. “What the fuck are you doing?” he murmured.

Hajime bucked his hips again. “Sorry… You've been driving me crazy.”

That explained nothing, and Fuyuhiko was about to complain, but Hajime continued grinding against his ass. The blonde moaned again, pushing back against him. “Ngh… Whatever… Just keep going…”

Hajime felt a rush of excitement and he continued rubbing against him. He found it difficult to maneuver in their current position, however, so he used his hold on Fuyuhiko to roll him onto his stomach. Hajime pressed against his back, his cock sliding between Fuyuhiko's cheeks.

The blonde gasped as he found himself pinned underneath the other boy. He buried his face in the pillow, moaning as Hajime started grinding against him in earnest. “F-Fuck…!”

Shushing him, Hajime continued his movements, desperately chasing his release. He slipped one hand underneath Fuyuhiko, reaching down to palm his erection through his pants. He rubbed Fuyuhiko in time with his own needy thrusts, driving them both to the edge.

Fuyuhiko came first, biting down on his pillow to muffle his sounds. He bucked into Hajime's hand before pushing back against his cock. The added pressure was enough to set Hajime off, and he gasped as he spilled into his underwear.

They laid there for a few minutes, both panting and trying to wrap their heads around what just happened. Hajime finally rolled to the side, looking at his friend sheepishly. “Are you okay?” he whispered.

Glaring back, Fuyuhiko rolled onto his side. “What the fuck was that?!”

Hajime quickly explained the situation, cringing as he did so. Regardless of what Fuyuhiko had done, it didn't give Hajime the right to touch him like that. “I'm sorry,” he finished lamely. “I guess I got carried away.”

Fuyuhiko blushed and glanced away. “Oh… I'm s-sorry, too. I didn't even realize I was doing that.”

“It's fine,” Hajime assured him. “You weren't doing it on purpose, you were dreaming.” 

The blonde was silent for a moment. Finally, he confessed, “Actually… I was dreaming about… about you, anyway.” He blushed darker, afraid to look at Hajime's reaction.

Hajime's eyes widened. “You… So, in your dream, we were…”

“Oh my god, shut up,” Fuyuhiko hissed, mortified.

But Hajime shook his head. “No, but… Fuyuhiko, I really like you.”

The blonde looked at him incredulously. “You what?”

“I like you,” Hajime reiterated. “This isn't exactly how I wanted to tell you, but-”

“Can you two please talk about this in the morning?” Peko's exasperated whisper cut through their conversation, making both boys jump.

“Shut the fuck up!” Fuyuhiko yelped.

“S-Sorry, Peko,” Hajime muttered.

The two of them quietly agreed to discuss the matter later. Ignoring the awkward air between them, they both settled into the sheets and tried to get back to sleep.

Hajime had just closed his eyes when he felt Fuyuhiko snuggle up to his side. He looked at the red-faced blonde in surprise, but he wouldn't meet his gaze. A tired smile crossed Hajime's face and he wrapped his arms around Fuyuhiko.

Maybe this wasn't hell after all.

I have a ton of really old prompts. i promise I'm actually going to write them, it's just taking me an eternity for some reason lol. Thank you for your patience 😩

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This is silly but

Writing fuyuhiko POV is so instantly homoerotic and its not even intentional. I am helpless to this woe is me.