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man’s best friend ⋆ sabrina carpenter

presave the album <3

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won’t you let an innocent woman be?

manchild ⋆ sabrina carpenter

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donatella dragna ⋆ caraval

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jude duarte ⋆ folk of the air

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— ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 happy 26th birthday to the amazing sabrina carpenter !!

— ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 she has been such an inspiration for me these years, and i’m so happy that i got to see her grow into so much more.

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— ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 in honour of short n’ sweet being released yesterday!

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I saw somebody say that watching the Percy Jackson show made them realize that in the first books Percy doesn't even say half the stuff he thinks and he's just a quiet kid silently judging everyone, like they're so right.

Think about it from Grover's perspective. You know Percy as a quiet boy who certainly has his judgy thoughts but (aside from telling them to you) keeps them to himself. He's just trying to make it through school, for his mom.

Then his mom dies. And he loses the ability to give absolutely any fucks. He starts saying all this shit he never said out loud and to people who could do infinitely worse things to him than anything Nancy Bobifit ever even tried. And it only gets worse as he gets older.

Like bro went from quiet kid in the back of the class to fist fighting a god in the span of like a week. Then he openly told the gods to pay their child support. Grover was having heart attacks every other minute.

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"average greek pisses off 3 gods and demigods a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. average greek pisses off 0 gods and demigods per year. Odysseus of Ithaca, who is just going home & making a mortal enemy of yet another olympian each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice

Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys

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just a lil headcanon:

the crows: *singing happy birthday to nina. they stop, but kaz doesn't. he keeps holding the final note, and his scratchy voice is deep and preeeetty*

inej: KAZ?? YOUR VOICE!!

jesper: awwww does the big bad boss like to sing?

kaz: *whacks jesper's head with his cane, scowling.* we are never to speak of this again. understood?

wylan: but it was really good...

kaz: *whacks jesper again on wylan's behalf*

nina: *muttering* what the fuck i just wanna eat my birthday waffle

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Canon

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Favoritism

Nester: *gently shakes Odysseus* "Ody... time to wake up you silly sleepyhead, we are needed for a night mission"

Odysseus: "Mmh.. just five more minutes...."

Nester: "Alright, whatever's most comfortable for you, rest is very important :)"

Nester: *looks over to Diomedes, kicks the dude awake* "Wake up you lazy sack of shit, all you ever do is sleep like the disappointment you are, you aren't half as much worth as your father was, get up and make yourself useful for once I don't even know why you are still here-"

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Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!

*Polythemus swings his club around*

Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*

Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*

Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.

*Scylla targets the torch holders*

Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.

*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*

Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.

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Orpheus looking back at Eurydice because he loves her something something Kaz can't help but look at Inej at the end of SOC

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"Keep yourself together bro, mother raised no slut"

Matthias' internal monologue anytime Nina so much as breathes in his direction

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I don’t know the context but the vibes are impeccable