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"OK, Mr. Stover, we need a novelisation of "Revenge of the Sith", nothing too fancy, people aren't generally all that bothered by them."

Matthew Stover: "I am going to write the most heart-wrenchingly poetic tragedy the Star Wars galaxy has ever seen and every other line will go harder than an adamantium diamond."

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When/if you finally watch it: ...It's fine, I guess.

Coworkers: Have you seen The Skundering? Why not? I love The Skundering. Will you please check out The Skundering? It's literally the best show of all time. I have been telling you about The Skundering for months, and you still haven't even watched it. I have been begging you to become a SkunderHead since 1928. I can't believe you've actively been avoiding The Skundering just because you hate me.

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Thanks mate

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"Just a nice relaxing bit o' crack."

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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

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The solution to ableism isn't for me to "stop calling myself disabled", it's for everyone to stop treating "disabled" as a bad word

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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

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I'm a fan of the "jump jump, move your character's view in a lil circle" greeting.

must I be good at the game? is it not enough to simply crouch and uncrouch rapidly as greeting

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Thanks to that dumb (hilarious) Soup or Salad/Super Salad joke about Superman, now anytime I hear the word Superman in "Holding Out for a Hero", because of Bonnie Tyler's very particular pronunciation, all I hear is "It's gonna take a Soup or Man to sweep me off my feet."

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Opening Tumblr in public is a terrible mistake guys don't do it

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AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.