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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

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-The Letter of Marque, Patrick O'Brian (1988)

So true Stephen, a fry up really is the best thing about England.

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Remembering one of my favourite bits in The Surgeon's Mate when Jack's completely baffled as to why all the women love the gorgeous twinky Jagiello and not the strong bearded sailors.

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"Is Stephen Maturin a Tumblr sexyman?" - The greatest post in the history of Tumblr, deleted after 12,239 notes of heated debate.

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No more fun - time for Stephen to get tortured!

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The Diana edition!!

I think the Titus haircut is 100% her style.

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I’m so excited to see Diana in your art style someday! I think she and Jack should snarl at each other jealous over Stephen

Splendid idea Anon, here you go!

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read too much manga as a kid now i default to reading comics in reverse and have to actively decipher if what im reading is actually meant to be left to right

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'That's blasphemy,' said the vampire.

He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. 'That's what people say when the voiceless speak.'

-Feet of Clay

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"Carter, tears of terror mingling with make-up and the rain, squeezed the accordion. There was the long-drawn-out chord that by law must proceed all folk music to give bystanders time to get away."

-Lords and Ladies

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"People like Nanny Ogg turn up everywhere. It's as if there's some special morphic generator dedicated to the production of old women who like a laugh and aren't avesre to the odd pint, especially of some drink normally sold in very small glasses. You find them all over the place, often in pairs.*

*Always in front of you in any queue, for a start."

-Witches Abroad

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"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

Vorbis loved knowing that. A man who knew that, knew everything he needed to know about people."

-Small Gods

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'What, lolling around all day while slaves do the real work? Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place while those fellows are living like-'

'-gods?' said Brutha.

There was a terrible silence.

'I was going to say kings,' said Om, reproachfully.

-Small Gods

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"Desert lions, it has been said, are not like the lions if the veldt. They have been, when the great desert had been verdant woodland.* Then there had been time to lie around for most of the day, looking majestic, in between regular meals of goat.†

* ie, before the inhabitants had let goats graze everywhere. Nothing makes a desert like a goat.

†But not enough."

- Small Gods

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I saved these photos back in February. I was planning to use them as a reference for the hair or the pose, but in the end, I used them for the dress