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the season 15 fiasco (gay superhell, the rusty nail, the blurry wife) has scared away jared padalecki (terrible walker show and twitter tantrum) and outraged jensen ackles (role in the boys to get over the heartbreak of losing his inner persona and love of his life dean winchester, john and mary semi-canon fanfiction), but misha collins has not moved on. he lives waiting for his time to kill the cw sniper, to release destiel lore, to queerbait the world. he's far from done. it might take him many more years. he will drop every bomb he can think of, anything to keep the rotting zombie (supernatural) alive

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misha collins the show ended in 2020 we just want to rest. plea s e.. .

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streets are saying that Misha stood on a convention stage today and said "If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep for sure.”

now I know Misha’s said many noteworthy and occasionally unhinged things on stages in his time and he phrased this in the most chaotic manner possible

but I'm just here to say that I think what's noteworthy here is him explicitly calling The CW — the network itself — the homophobic obstacle to destiel

it IS a Big Deal because overall the censorship really just isn’t talked about, as we all know

but finally, there it is

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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deadpool 3 can and will save deadpool slash fics for good. spideypool is fun on paper but honestly a big chunk of fanfictions for it is weird age gap stuff and deadpool calling peter "babyboy" which I always found strange. with this movie though? ooooh old men are so back. old men yaoi doomed by the narrative. finally. thanks to you wolverine queerness can win once more

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“I can’t wait to see wolverine and deadpool fuck nasty in theaters” I say mostly as a joke but in reality being forced to undergo an inter time / dimensional buddy comedy style adventure with a jaded depressed practically unkillable (and roguishly good looking) wolverine who slice n dices ppl with his metal claws and anger issues is something wade will find VERY hot and attractive. plus logan howlett is lowkey flirty af

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rizz so bad it's good

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you have to be a lil gay understand this joke. you have to be VERY gay to make it

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i agree with everyone saying deadpool and wolverine need to make out all oiled up during the movie🤷🏾‍♀️

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Red means I love you.

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he was 18! HE SHOULD’VE BEEN AT THE CLUB!

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The End

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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

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I deserve it, don't I? You believe me like a god I betray you like a man.