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barkov being the worst / most reckless driver on the panthers is so ??? 😭😭 he contains multitudes! soft spoken in the sheets speed demon in the streets. or something. what else is he hiding!!

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kings and oilers is like what if you were soulbonded to someone you fucking hated

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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He wants you to root for the Canes in the NHL playoffs

(NHLwam)

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I think what’s incredibly funny is that now if anyone tells a tumblr user that they went to go visit their friend (a completely normal thing to say) without knowing the meme, they’re going to get the stupidest reaction because of how terminally online the other person is. Which is exactly what the original comic was about anyway.

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

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RUSTY!!!!!!!

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New year new playoff poster

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heart eyes

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people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Amazing dominoes structure

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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pov: you stan a “safe” prosecutor, perfect career, a bit problematic in audience interactions but like he’s not as into the Scene so its fine. you dont really look at the fancams on twitter (most are ironic), just casually look over his cases, marvel at his perfection, those who r studying law dream of shadowing under him. life is chill for you @karmaicperfection on twitter. oh, look, he’s facing off against that rising lawyer wright, he kinda embarrassed mvk’s protege so twitter’s been popping off abt it, but he’s still green, no way he beats mvk. but… but what if. there’s no chance, but u and ur friends drum it up a bit, poke a bit of light fun at the rookie’s stans, put together a few threads on mvk for any newcomers from the rookie’s side. life is good, you gain a few followers. the rookie brings out a fucking parrot, which is insane, you guys flood the tag in disbelief and his fans celebrate his insanity while you scramble to defend yourselves when they point out that the parrot idea was technically manfred’s. youre on rough ice rn cause you dang well know you cant lose to wright and edgeworth is currently being prosecuted for patricide so all your friends from the prosecutor discord are fighting a losing battle over that so youre trying to just skate by unannounced. you get into a twitter fight over mvk’s treatment of edgeworth on the stand right as you see the rookie duck under to grab something at his feet on the live stream. when you hear the metal detector beep, you set your account to private. youre going to go talk to your career advisor tomorrow to see if its too late to switch back to journalism.