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spiders-and-worms · 28 days ago
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Hhhhh i didn’t know there was a matthew swift fandom out there i have found my people
This might be the sleep deprivation talking but Matthew Swift was so right that life is magic is the lifeblood of thousands flowing through the city streets feet pounding pavement like a heartbeat individual and unified all at once :) 🩵
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spiders-and-worms · 4 months ago
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scully is truly one of the characters most near and dear to my heart.
she's a navy brat. a middle child to a distant father. a genius. she rewrote einstein at age 23. she is a doctor and a scientist and she's wrestled with god, but never stopped wearing the cross necklace from her mother. she's jealous and territorial. she likes rules and still breaks them with regularity.
she will not discuss her emotions unless it's under 50 layers of metaphor, but she also cannot hide her feelings, so she sits there, visibly moody. she is a terrible liar. she falls asleep easily. she can and will kill someone, but she's such a good shot that she usually doesn't need to- she can put a bullet right in your collarbone and call an ambulance instead.
she spouts disconcerting facts about bugs and decomposition and genetics and saints without blinking. she once autopsied a guy and then ordered his last meal for dinner. she can cure alien viruses. she wants the real cream cheese on her bagel and something sweet to drink. how could you not love her.
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spiders-and-worms · 5 months ago
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I’m going insane THANK YOUUUU
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commission i got from @spiders-and-worms for 20 dolla
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spiders-and-worms · 5 months ago
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BANGERRRR
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yeah. that one joan of arc pose. anyways i don't like this one,, i like the line art thoufh
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spiders-and-worms · 5 months ago
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second base is preserving your organs and mounting your head on my wall. third base is sex of course
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spiders-and-worms · 6 months ago
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🙃 Regular reminder that while Hozier has amazing love songs, he is ALSO very outspoken about his leftist politics, specifically anti-fascism, anti-racism, reproductive rights, Palestinian rights and more.
Take Me To Church and Foreigner’s God are scathing critiques of organized religion, specifically the Catholic Church and the colonization of Ireland.
Moment’s Silence is about oral sex but it’s ALSO about how that specific sexual act is often distorted to a show of power rather than that of love.
Nina Cried Power is an homage to various (mostly Black) civil rights activists from the US and Ireland and a call to follow their path.
Be criticizes anti-migrant policies and Trump and his ilk.
Jackboot Jump is about the global wave of fascism and about protest and resistance.
Swan Upon Leda is about reproductive rights and the violent colonial oppression of Ireland and Palestine.
Eat Your Young is about the ruinous way the 1%/capitalism and arms dealers prioritize short-term profit over everything else to the detriment of the youth/99%
Butchered Tongue is about Irish and other indigenous languages being suppressed and erased by imperial powers.
If any of the above surprised you, please, please delve deeper into Hozier’s music, you’re missing such an important part of his work.
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spiders-and-worms · 6 months ago
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EXPLODING
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I will start sobbing violently no one look at me
Poem by Natalie Wee
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spiders-and-worms · 6 months ago
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EXPLODING AUGHH
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XXI The World
I love you so (I love you, too)
pssstt sheet music reference from @kkachis btw <3
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spiders-and-worms · 8 months ago
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I love drinking warm water- it brings out the taste of the chemicals in the tap water
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spiders-and-worms · 8 months ago
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Apparently my magic trick was “very disturbing” and “off putting” and “joints and tongues aren’t supposed to go that way”
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spiders-and-worms · 9 months ago
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Jonk
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spiders-and-worms · 10 months ago
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Does anyone know where i can reread my favorite fanfiction ever (A lullaby for the gods by inkteacup), it was literally a work of art and i read it over 10 times and i was so sad when it was taken off but i had a whole dream about this fanfiction and i’m literally salivating to read it again but i can’t find it on the wayback machine or anywhere else :(
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spiders-and-worms · 11 months ago
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Hello Tumblr friends, apropos of nothing, I have a book recommendation for you.
If You Think You Would Enjoy:
First person narration that Does Something Cool With It
Urban fantasy that really leans into the urban aspect. The mundane beauty of the city made magical
London Man Investigates His Own Murder While Committing Several More Murders, more at 8
A protagonist who is just an absolute wet pathetic paper bag of a man and knows it
A protagonist(s) who are the exuberant and unhinged personification of telecommunications technology with an unparalleled zest for life and also sometimes murder
Both of those characters are technically the same person
The most breathtakingly gorgeous prose that has ever been used to describe a magically animated pile of garbage
A tone that I feel can reasonably be described as “gritty,” with its refusal to shy away from the blood and grime of reality, but that is also suffused with a deep unflinching love for everything that humanity is
A supporting cast that includes many of the world’s weirdest and most badass women
The protagonist getting beat up and/or stabbed and/or shot and almost dying at least twice per book
A reading experience not quite like any you have seen before or since
Then You Should Read:
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The Matthew Swift series by Kate Griffin, starting with A Madness of Angels
If you love the city of London, you will love this book. If you have never been to the city of London, this book will show you what it looks like through the eyes of someone who loves it.
(And also what it looks like when embodied as a giant dragon made of street signs.)
I cannot emphasize enough the gorgeousness of this prose, the geniusness of the urban magic system, and the amount of love for London and for humanity that oozes out of this book. I am also fully convinced that Matthew Swift would be a tumblr blorbo if his books were not mostly out of print and very niche.
It can be a bit hard to get your hands on a physical copy—try thriftbooks or another online used bookseller, or call your friendly neighborhood bookstore and see if they can order it for you. Or just go for an ebook (maybe your library has it on Libby). It is absolutely worth the trouble.
Brief content note while I have you here: There is a fair amount of violence and it is sometimes very lovingly described. Also...don’t get too attached to side characters.
Go read it and then join the approximately 3 people on tumblr who know this book exists and are obsessed with it!!
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spiders-and-worms · 11 months ago
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Nardwuar could be an avatar of the eye
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spiders-and-worms · 11 months ago
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He still wears his parents hat and tie after all those years (i can’t believe i’m feeling bad for a sentient triangle) :(
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spiders-and-worms · 1 year ago
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Frederick Chilton is the cuntiest gay man in the entire show i love him
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spiders-and-worms · 1 year ago
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I want to wear trenchcoats and suits in a transmasc Fox Mulder way but alas i’ve been cursed :(
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