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sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

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Ohh the urge to DM the person that sent me a comment and immediately deleted it. I saw it. I saw what you said. I saw your cowardice in real time. Girl. Just admit you like the weird Dark Might asks. It's okay. I know you're there. YOU'RE STILL IN MY NOTIFS GIRL-

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What do you estimate the chances of Izuku and Valdo unknowingly having beaten it to the same piece of saucy All Might x reader fic to be 🤔

Extremely high. They even lost the hard on a little at the same out of character line but they powered through it. Izuku still has some very cringe amateur audiobook versions saved on his computer somewhere.

If Valdo had any talent whatsoever he would have been the one that wrote it but he's the reason why writers need to put fyi messages that "commissions available" does not mean you can just demand free work from people in their bios.

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And now he's getting blackmailed ♡

Volume 1: Chapter 2 - Roaring Muscles

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That post-orgy bliss looks so cute on him

Volume 1: Chapter 2 - Roaring Muscles

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Opening a new tube of paint

There's a plastic inner seal

Can't pry it off

...

Squeeze

Pop!

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I don't listen to a lot of music artists so I've taken to calling that one weeb rapper "Bibinos" and pronouncing it like some weird Italian restaurant in an attempt to piss off literally everyone.

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My joyful young lady, unaware of taxes.

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Everyone stop and look at "canon" humanized Dark Shadow. I would die for them.

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MHA Cheebs 31/45

Chucking the rest of the LOV up real quick <3

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BNHA comic

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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i jerk off till my penis scrweam

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Extra funny because we only ever see Garaki dealing with Nine so you have these two freaks hatefucking that self proclaim to be the new AFO and the new All Might that the ogs never signed off on. Meanwhile, the actual successors (Izuku and Tomura) meant to carry on their feud of peace and destruction would have the most sappy, tender, and loving sex post-final war.

I've been reading the recent trend of "let's make Dark Might booty suffer" and a funny idea came to my mind.

So I commented elsewhere that if D.M would have meet my boy Nine, he would have start freaking out like the nerd he is, because under his logic Nine is the new All For One just as D.M himself is the "new All Might". So obviously they're fate to clash as the symbols of good and evil.

What D.M probably didn't expect is that Nine didn't took his roleplay games the way Valdo wanted. Like c'mon Nine isn't that kind of guy lol.

And the situation backfires on D.M because Nine thinks on other "activities" their predecessors used to do.

Nine: (using the Hydra quirk to restrain every movement of DM).

D.M: Ah... isn't this the part where we have an epic battle? (Nervous laught)

Nine: No quite so. As my master informed me, he and yours had other type of "confrontation" back in the day (rips off D.M hero suit)

D.M: (sweat drop) And... who used to win?

Nine: Let's say All Might ended up with more more than just a stomach wound.

*Valdo regrets*

The cycle never breaks really.

Next gen toxic afomight is the exact kind of thing I beg the gods to put into my inbox. Who said Deku needed to be the only person getting Valdo face down, ass up?

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I've been reading the recent trend of "let's make Dark Might booty suffer" and a funny idea came to my mind.

So I commented elsewhere that if D.M would have meet my boy Nine, he would have start freaking out like the nerd he is, because under his logic Nine is the new All For One just as D.M himself is the "new All Might". So obviously they're fate to clash as the symbols of good and evil.

What D.M probably didn't expect is that Nine didn't took his roleplay games the way Valdo wanted. Like c'mon Nine isn't that kind of guy lol.

And the situation backfires on D.M because Nine thinks on other "activities" their predecessors used to do.

Nine: (using the Hydra quirk to restrain every movement of DM).

D.M: Ah... isn't this the part where we have an epic battle? (Nervous laught)

Nine: No quite so. As my master informed me, he and yours had other type of "confrontation" back in the day (rips off D.M hero suit)

D.M: (sweat drop) And... who used to win?

Nine: Let's say All Might ended up with more more than just a stomach wound.

*Valdo regrets*

The cycle never breaks really.

Next gen toxic afomight is the exact kind of thing I beg the gods to put into my inbox. Who said Deku needed to be the only person getting Valdo face down, ass up?

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Izuku ripping whatever Dark Might's wearing to shreds before choking him until he nearly clocks out is so good. Short top and big bottom is peak fiction 🤤

Happy to be of service ♡

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Izuku Midoriya (Deku), 07/15