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how the Nublar Six would swear

CW, swearing (no shit /hj) as in, the swear words are said. i know (??) there are kids here so like. if swearing makes you uncomfortable, scroll past <3

Darius:

mama Bowman did not raise him to swear. Brand taught him the cuss words and mama Bowman got mad at him when seven year old Darius randomly yelled “SHIT!” when he dropped something

was a literal kid in camp cretaceous, so he was partially scared to swear, partially willing to do so anyway to Fit In With The Older Kids

the result was swearing in the worst moments. someone confesses something bad that happened to them and Darius says, completely genuinely, “wow, i’m so fucking sorry that happened to you😥” and Kenji laughs so hard because he did not use it in the right context

by the time the camp fam get back to the mainland though he is better at swearing in the right places

chaos theory however has him cursing his mouth off, usually only when he’s alone but he is prone to a frustrated “what the fuck were you thinking?!”

also calls people a dickhead a lot (he picked it up from Brooklynn since it’s a word more commonly said in britain iirc)

Brooklynn:

swears like a brit (cos of all the time she spent in london and i headcanon one of her dads is british)

the other group tease her for saying shit like ‘wanker’ ‘twat’ ‘bloody’ as well as some words the others haven’t even heard of (wtf does bollocks/bugger/minger/bellend even mean)

however the joke is on the other campers when they call someone annoying a “bloody bastard twat” when they get back to the states and their parents look at them like 🤨

regular cunt user (and cunt server)

says bitch [reclaimed] a lot

Sammy:

refuses to swear

instead she’ll spit out every damn/darn/heck alternative imaginable

or start complaining in Spanish

the nublar six have heard her swear one (1) time and it was something like “what the fuck is wrong with [insert villain of the day, probably d*niel k*n]” or when Kenji’s not–father died and Sammy first heard the news, she whispered a discreet “fuck him” and Kenji momentarily felt better

Yaz:

swears like an absolute sailor but only around her friends

when things are not going their way she will probably start swearing at a tree or something. everyone stands in mostly fear and trepidation except Ben, who is mentally making notes of all the new words she’s giving him

when the nublar six meet Yaz’s mother, Yaz doesn’t swear At All around her and it unnerves them (her mum is fine with her cussing a bit (she’s earned it bfr) but Yaz prefers not to)

her use of ‘what the fuck’ got so out of hand that the others started a swear jar exclusive to Yaz saying that phrase which got her to cool it a bit

swears less in chaos theory; she’s learned to keep it in her head

Kenji:

was raised not to swear because it “tarnishes the kon family name”

of course, Kenji proceeded to swear whenever his dad was out of earshot in every other sentence

he went through that annoying era where people think it’s cool to say fuck every other word a year or so before camp cretaceous

has learned to moderate his level of swearing but will still drop an occasional “oh shit” or “fuck this”

canonically says stuff like “we’re cooked!” but would also say “well we’re fucked” when the campers come across a sticky situation

when brainrot words became a thing he was all over brainrot words for a solid week. someone would put something silly on their group chat and Kenji would reply “um what the sigma 🤓☝️” to be annoying. Yaz gives him three strikes and then boots him from the group chat

says he’s serving kont a LOT. he put it on a t shirt and wears it all the time

Ben:

terrified of swearing before camp cretaceous and all throughout season 1. one of the others says fuck or shit and he visibly flinches

however post jungle boy transformation, he says fuck easily, most predominantly “FUCK YEAH BABY!” when he’s exploded something

the first time he said fuck around the other campers, they all turned to look at him like 😲 and he just grins and says, “i’m a changed man”

goes back to the mainland with so much new vocabulary, he accidentally drops a swear bomb around his mother and she gasps so loud

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this kid. fix your back, mate youve got my posture

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Yes of course thank you

She has come bearing a flower. Accept it. Take the flower. Take it. Take the flower or she’ll cry. She’ll be sad if you don’t take the flower. Please take it from her. She brought it here just for you. She went through such trouble to locate it. Accept the flower or she’ll be heartbroken.

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Chaos Theory doodles!!!

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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

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this makes me cackle why does it say that 💀

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WAIT- CAUSE WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

camp creteaceous is just my little pony with dinosaurs

darius is twighlight, the nerdy, socially akward leader

yaz is rainbow dash, the cool athlete able and willing to kill for her friends (especially the cowgirl)

sammy is apple jack, the cowgirl ready to die for her friends (echem in love with the athlete)

kenji is pinkie pie, the lovable jokster who has a sad family experience and is super protective over her found family

ben is fluttershy, the overlooked, deemed useless one who has a way with animals

and brooklynn is rarity, the pretty, successful, capable one who often argues with the athlete(at the end of the they they are still besties)

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IT DOES THOUGH

targets got that handler cosplay

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I can be ur angle 😇.... Or ur debil 😈😈

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Who will get "killed" tonight, thats the question

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oh

no...

You're getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

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ITS SO FRICKIN CUTE!! IM GONNA CRY AAA

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TMNT (2012/IDW) Leonardo Weapon Re-Design

So, I went to a small exhibition on Edo-Period Japan, and it had a lot stuff on Samarai armour and weaponry - the assistant info dumped on me, it was fantastic. And all my nerd ass could think about was TMNT 💀 And I kept thinking about it. So I made a re-design for Leo's weaponry. Details under the cut!

In the official Leonardo concept art...

...Leonardo is a Daisho wielder, or he uses a pair of swords, one a Daito and the other a Shoto. (As much as the creators would like to convince me those swords are proper Katana/Wakizashi, those are the straightest curves I've ever seen. ) There will be some slight changes between the two swords.

Tsuba! Or the sword guard!

I think it'd be made of Blackened Steel and Silver, and it'd be the same for both swords. The Kogatana would be a handcrafted item Leo added to the Wakizashi. I think he'd be very interested in crafting his own swords in the future, and he probably did after Splinter died. But for now, I think a small little utility knife with his name carved into the hilt (in hiragana) and some choppy engravings of what ever he thought was cool into the blade is something he'd do. This means the Katana's Tsuba would only have a singular hole for the blade. The Tanto, (unusually) located in the hilt of the Katana, maybe a concept unique to the Hamato Clan.

Menuki! Or a small ornament to help with grip!

On both swords I think they'd be gold and paired with white Tsuka Ito (hilt wrappings) to match his hand wraps, with a black Samegawe (a ray skin underneath the Tsuka Ito). Leo goes through a lot of moral dilemmas in IDW and I think the gift from his father eventually being stained red in blood would be a cool design change/concept. ⤵

Also a design note that like the Menuki, the Tsuka Ito would need to be wrapped slightly different due to the change in hands. The diamond shape usually seen on the hilts is to be a rough indication of finger positions, two larger fingers rather than four smaller ones would require a more dispersed wrapping.

The headcanon that Leo names his swords is GREAT! My own personal take is that Leo would go for Japanese names because he really tries his hardest to be like his father. The Katana is called Meirei (めいれい) which means command/order, and the Wakizashi, Yaritogeto (やりとげる), meaning follow through. (Probably. I used Jisho Dictionary, please don't take my word for it.)

Basically, Meirei is a representation of Splinter - and Yaritogeto, the turtles. I think each name would be engraved in the blade in Hiragana.

Anyway... sword brain-rot... 😨

I might do the other turtles as well. At some point. And I will probably draw the Kogatana with all it's little imperfections too.

I hope this was mildly informative.

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I saw an animatic using this scene from Big Hero 6 (aka THE middle school special interest/fixation), and like it’s Ben Pincus coded. Ben and Wasabi WOULD get along great, change my mind. I wish I had the motivation to draw an animatic too!!

Ben: “There’s a place for everything, everything in its place”

Yaz: “Need this!”

Ben: “YOU CANT DO THAT! THERES AN ANARCHY! SOCIETY HAS RULES!”

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Jurassic World Chaos Theory OC info sheets!!

The Cretaceous Ambassadors consist of Ben’s younger brother and his five best friends. They’ve devoted themselves to help protect the Nublar 6 from being hunted, even despite their young ages. After all, the Nublar 6 wee surviving two dinosaur infested islands when they were their ages.

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OH BEN WHAT DID YOU MAKE

Day 6 is baking and I REALLY didn't know what to do so I made this

@yasammyweek do you fw me