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my mundane superpower is being able to walk nearly silently no matter what i'm wearing

even if it's my heavy ass old combat boots from basic training

i can still somehow sneak up behind people and scare the shit out of them without meaning to

get jumpscared, idiot

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i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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Well at any rate I should probably link y'all to the Hazbin Hotel fic I'm working on right now

Adam Gets Topped

Adam does a little too much drunken bragging to the rest of the hotel about being the Dickmaster. Everyone, regardless of sexuality, immediately decides they need to top him. Bewildered, but not one to refuse a challenge, Adam accepts. Rating: Explicit

I don't have a word or chapter count because it's in progress but it'll be however long it takes for everyone to top this guy. And yes it's based off this post I made because the idea wouldn't leave me alone. I want that jerk obliterated

So far I've only got the introductory chapter setting things up and then a chapter where Vaggie and Charlie have their way with him but I'm thinking next up will be uhh Angel, I don't know we'll see

so yea I'm not planning on posting updates as I go on here, if you're interested subscribe on AO3, thanks <3

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Until canon comes to tell us otherwise, my silly headcanon is that Adam eventually became shit at names after years and years and years of having to name all the animals and humanity and that's actually just Able the 69th, and not the first lol

I mean I'm pretty sure our man here in the center

Is meant to be like THE Abel, son of Adam Abel who was a shepherd and got killed, so. regardless how was he not the first soul. God favored him, even. I can't see him NOT immediately getting swooped up to Heaven after that happened

meaning Adam would have shown up and oh look who's already here! :D

Adam: ..ya know what this doesn't make for a very cool narrative. How about we just say I was the first up here haha just be cool about it

Abel, playing with his sheep: idgaf

Adam: AWESOME

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writing an indulgent ass fanfic as per the usual and realized something

how IS Adam the first human soul in Heaven, actually

considering that ABEL, at least according to somewhat official artwork, is in Heaven. Didn’t Cain kill Abel while Adam and Eve were still alive

so. Shouldn’t Abel have shown up first?? What’s going on there. Though I guess they could just be lying about Adam being the first but it sounds more impressive to say it was him, the first creation, rather than his son aka the first ever murder victim

On that note I wonder how Cain’s doing

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Haven't edited something this fast since 2023 when it first came out!

But anyways, new video!! Everything you need to know (and so far that we know) about the new limited edition of The Book of Bill!

BUY IT HERE!

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Omfg i saw the exact post and thought the exact same thing just didnt want to bring ship wars to my blog T-T

(im going as star to a con soon and my partner was like “oh! I can be marco!” And i have never shot an idea down so fast)

valid but yeah I am just SO disappointed by how Star Vs ended up going. What do you mean you’re shoving these two together. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE DESTROYING THE MAGIC

Starco works better as besties. I am team Tomco and Janstar for life

and omg the con thing, oh noo

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flat fuck friday

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Slightly more suggestive under cut

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Hey, take it from someone creeping towards 40:

Ignore the fun police.

If you like it, order your steak well done. Get your bagel toasted with jam and butter. Put ice in your scotch and ketchup on your hotdog. Get red wine with fish and white with steak. Who cares?

If you want to, listen to pop music. Watch blockbuster popcorn flicks. Read dime store novels. Enjoy them.

Dye your hair or cut it off. Paint your fingernails blue. Wear whatever the fuck you want on your own time (ie, when not at a job or school or whatever where you can get penalized for breaking rules) as long as you aren’t like welding or shoveling snow.

Anyone who tries to tell you you’re wrong? Say “okay” and go back to what you were doing. You’re not hurting them by enjoying yourself or having things the way you like them.

There are no caveats or addendums to this. No “but what about x?” Nah. You’re allowed the things you like. You don’t have to justify your taste or apologize for it if it’s not hurting anyone.

And likewise, let other people live their lives. We’re all dead in the long run, so tend your own garden before you become fertilizer in it.

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Transcript: "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!!!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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would you ever make a serious attempt on becoming vegetarian/vegan?

(for whatever reason: health, as an act of protest, just cus you wanna, etc etc)

pls add an 'already am' option

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ew an anti reblogged one of my posts. 'proshippers DNI' goes both ways fucko, begone

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obsessed with the photo we have on file for one of our patients at work like just look at this guy

It’s like when the FNAF animatronics stare at ya through the camera…

hold on I gotta do something

he's here...

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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gets on MY soap box

heat stroke is generally preceded by heat exhaustion, which is characterized by

-high body temperature

-profuse sweating

-weakness

-dizziness

-headache

-nausea

If you're working in a high heat/humidity situation, or even just out and about, and you find yourself starting to feel faint or you're having trouble focusing, take it seriously. Find a shaded place and SIT DOWN. Drink water, or even better, something with electrolytes in it (Gatorade, etc)

Loosen any restricting clothing if possible, or take off anything that can be removed. Basically you're trying to cool yourself down before it becomes the more serious condition that is heat stroke. Handy infographic if anyone wants it:

Be careful y'all and remember to keep drinking water

y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot