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emotional security bat 100

NRC is full of dangers, screenshot to give the magicless prefect a weapon (ft. at least one donation per dorm)

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alberu being a streamer while still being a prince is so funny to me cause like could you imagine him trying to casually play minecraft meanwhile a bunch of nobles are hounding him in chat about his job like:

"hey [supermaqruis127] thanks for the 5 gifted subs. lets see… "When are you going to create a tax reform for the southwestern coal mines?" as stated in previous streams the Raon kingdom is trying to move away from non-renewable energy, especially with the southeast having recently discovered a variety of mana veins under the aurora mountains…."

^^^this is what he does for a living

***i have not read tcf part 2 so if this is inaccurate uhhh just take this as an au

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i would choose you over teyvat, caribert

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Only in Deltarune can your favorite character directly acknowledge you 🫵 specifically, the player of this specific run of the game by stuffing you in a cardboard box, beating you with a hockey stick, hurling you into the garbage and violently kicking the shit out of you. First ever blorbo to despise me personally. Incredible experience, no notes. I hope they put me in the garbage disposal next chapter, or perhaps the air fryer.

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There is information on the Japanese website that Nice likes to invest in real estate and stocks.

So in my head, If Shang Chao and Nice were alive, they would be crypto scammers

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happy mermay!! (just made it in time lmao) i was inspired by @ alalnsted to do some non-traditional mermaids! if ur in the alnst fandom i defs recommend you check out their work!

bonus:

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zzz photos from my moot

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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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Why Trigger's Songs Have Left The City

a very bad idolish7 season 3 part 2 episodes 1-10 (14-23 of s3 overall) summary by a (completely sane) sogo fan

it all started when ryo shitface, that crusty fuck, took over tsukumo and wanted to dominate the idol industry as revenge for being unwanted by an idol who promised to want him while shitfaced drunk and depressed and so he the little bastard made an edgy alt idol unit abt it and then started spreading rumors about other idol groups and their companies in order to make his seem more "trustworthy" starting by targeting trigger with a dating scandal first from their playboy idol archetype and then with the fucking president of their company who is also gaku's dad with the ultimatum they will only stop the bad press if yaotome productions turns trigger in or dies with them yaotome (the president) goes for a mystery 3rd option of letting trigger go turning them legally into an indie group but not before ryo tries to kidnap all of them right before their last major televised performance thus i7 splits to rescue all of them with 4 strangely competent oldest members in hostage situations and iori coordinating everything with a groupchat a singular earpod and a dream cut to ryuu being the only member of trigger not even the gods can kill and putting ryo in place with only his eyes and his words as the shrivilign little man he is before going on stage to solo slay

trigger is now indie but are basically blacklisted from all major publications and news/tv outlets because ryo is blackmailing them all and so i7 and revale set out on their epic avengers endgame banding together to destroy the beast (fucking shriveling snivilikng motherfucker) mission some members mezzo (and maybs yamato and/or mitsuki i cant rmm if they are there in that meeting) visit trigger in their now shared(!!!) apartment to offer any help they can namely sogo offering to invest their money for them of which they are godly ryuu learns sogo's family situation is not daijoubu and tries to convince him to reconcile with his dad-tamaki protests this loudly-sogo is conflicted, eventually sogo makes up his mind to stay in mezzo and i7 because this is his dream his real dream (of being an idol singing and dancing to their songs and finally having the freedom to truly pursue music) and decides that more than anything he wants to help the people who are not only his seniors but also the idols who gave him the courage to pursue his dreams in the first place

so he gathers his courage to finally explain himself to his father and ask for his support and tamaki (of what im assuming is his own volition and was his idea bc hes a good boy like that) accompanies him for moral support (by which i mean he is fully ready to beat sogo's dad's face in to hell and back if he does anything to hurt him) only to be shut down immediately as his father refuses to listen to him at all and falls into the same pattern of ignoring and stopping any train of thought/action/pleading/explanation/reasoning sogo can/might've provided in his own egotistical mindset of needing a perfect heir to inherit his business and tries to force him to leave idoldom

fearing for sogo's inability to stand up for himself tamaki speaks up against this spurring sogo to remember whats really important to him and how far they've come and changed and he tries once again, renewed, to reason with his father who is still refusing to listen but this time sogo is not willing to give up, not if it means leaving tamaki (his spiritual son/brother) and the rest of i7 (his family) and so when his father order's his secretary to kick them out sogo pushes him off him, accidentally shoving him into the wall his father, the bastard, twists the narrative into an assult he'll report to the police and makes the secretary swear it was tamaki, a delinquent orphan nobody, who will take the blame the only way out being if sogo leaves and isolates himself for the rest of his life which he is determined to do because going to jail is already bad enough for a teen but a teen thats in the media spotlight, has no strong legal adult supervision to fall back on, and already had to fight back against a nasty reputation as a "bad child"? his child? deal taken

sogo is allowed to go back to his last job at the radio station, where mezzo is meant to appear each night to talk about music, his greatest passion in his safest place, now turned into a prison, a figurative holding cell for the last remains of his dreams, where his inevitable (ego) death awaits and manifests as the disappearance of tamaki who he has (forever, that he will) leave behind hes a man of his word but more importantly hes a man who only has a few fleeting moments to cling to his dream and he tries, dear god he tries to stay composed as he delivers his (only his, only he will know these where his) final (parting) words but as he speaks something in him breaks, a dam he thought had long surpassed what was asked of it, a box he'd placed the shattered remains of a child into, the casket of dreams he'd only recently had the courage to pry open and he realizes: "this is my last moment" and what comes to mind is the words, the last words, sweet precious good boy tamaki said to him-- 'speak loudly', so for the first time ever he opens his mouth, and decides to put himself forth, one last grand hurrah to show the world everything sogo, is, was---truly is and the only thing, the only thing he wants to talk about: is his dreams, his idols, himself. the idols that made his dreams, the life that shattered himself, the world that killed his spark, and the wishes that made him a person again, in those moments what he wants to deliver is a vision, a dream, a secret shared with the only people who'll understand him. the lonely, broken, hidden people of the night who are fans like him, who understands the wishes and longing and love and dreams he'd never gotten to express in full. he wants the people to dream those dreams again. to never give up idols like he is forced to. he wants his secret to last eternally, in the dead of night, in the hearts of fans who feel like themselves supporting the people they love, who have people they love. to carry it in his stead

and then badda bing badda boom good boy tamaki comes in clutch again and guilt trip lecture slays sogo's dad so hard he can go join the horde of sogo's (rightfully) crying and supportive army of fans to make sogo cry (of joy) and pick him up to take him home (their real home) and as they sit in the taxi together they are both filled with a sense of pride, for each other, for how they've grown, and how they fall into place the end.

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that look of success and contentment on his face whenever he does literally anything for them (mostly yang cheng)....

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i clocked him immediately

inspired by this (gif credit @ mudanonaito)

alts under cut

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