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If I really turn out to have borderline personality disorder I'm going to personality demand compensation from everyone who ever directly interacted with me. I gace all a free freak performance and y'all dared to not understand me? Think I owed any of you your pretentious normalcy?? I'm hunting y'all for sport

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I don't have comfort characters, cuz that's silly. I have discomfort characters, all of which pester me like plagues.

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Have you even seen Dungeon Meshi?

Sadly no, despite it being constantly recommended to me by my social medias lol. I will say this: Every character from it is hot as hell! Bravo to the mangaka 😳

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Heh, is that a tentacle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?~

It might be both actually~ ;) For you, as a male cephalopod, I possess a hectocotylus, which is a specialized arm that deposits my spem into a female. Now, the tentacle assigned to this function is morphologically different right at the tip, but they are very different to differentiate at a glance!

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How to draw hot milf and hot dilf making out tutorial reference images hit send

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Current mood: Making cool headcanons and aus.

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Medication? I barely know her

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I don't know why I get fucking euphoric at this time, but I am fucking going bonkers, I have 370 drawing ideas, so I really REALLY wanna know what you guys would like to see me post more of! That way I can narrow things down.

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I am FUCKING COOKING‼️‼️ THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA CUZ THEY FIRGOT THAT I AM HIM🗣 MY STACKS: FAT. MY LIFESTYLE: HIGH 🔥 CALL ME ALBUM STORE THE WAY I GOT HELLA BANDS 🤑

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I wonder how unhinged I can be in here before yall figure out just how insane I am, I am super bobkers and crazy like joker form joker (2019) and cool and mysterious too

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Demon Slayer SWAP AU - The Pillars.

Douma <--> Giyu | Rui <--> Shinobu

Aizetsu <--> Kyojuro | Gyokko <--> Tengen

Daki <--> Mitsuri | Gyutaro <--> Obanai

Enmu <--> Muichiro | Akaza <--> Sanemi

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I think my meds are kicking in.

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I'm in the abyss, straight up "Humbolt it", and by "it", haha, well, let's just say, my squid

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Somedays I see drawings that irritate me in ways that annoy my very soul, as if the artist somehow insulted the very cores of my creative standards. Of course, since I am a certified Reasonable Human Being*, I mearly silently scoff in my mind as I carry on with my day...

But other times I am this 🤏 close to remaking some drawing I subjectively hate with such intricacy and effort that the original artist will be utterly defeated, for I will gave not only outdone them in their own game, but they could not even be too upset, for I essentially just gave them free high-effort fanart for free.

I would not even be mean about it, outside of the faint venom lingering in my positive words of encouragement and support. I'd be like: "omg love your art, here is my interpretation of it XD" and show them something so utterly superior in every possible way that the original artist would be haunted by that interaction for years.

Now obviously I do not advocate for such pettiness, as, at the end of the day, everyone should be allowed to draw whatever they feel like it. But I sewar, some folks have fallen for common artistic traps which severely hinder their potential! WAKE UP YOU FOOLS!! YOU CAN BE SO MUCH BETTER!! you can dominate the world if you allow yourself to sink your teeth further!! Do not limit yourself, experience complementary flavours to expand your pallet and your powers!! BECOME A MASTER!

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•●• The Bloody Blooming Spider •●• - (Chaper 3)

"Still, there was always the risk of running into a higher rank demon, but that is when Murata was glad for his averageness. He knew there was no chance for a nobody like him to bump into such a foe, and, even if a powerful demon were to be prowling, they could still decide to not bother with the slayer, deeming him too minor to be worth any effort.

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 And, of course, fate would make a fool of him once more."

》 Read the new chapter on AO3! 《

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If there's something I love doing is answering questions about my silly AUs, @dario-el-estupido, so here us what I have planned for these three:

Kaigaku swaps roles with Genya, serving as a Rival turned Allied to Nezuko and the rest of the "Kamabaka" squad. He still practices Thunder Breathing, but recently he found out he possess an uncanny ability to consume demon meat to gain their powers!

Nakime swaps roles with the Ubuyashiki daughters, acting as Muzan's assistant in various tasks, including hosting the Final Selection. She is surprisingly stealthy, always catching others off guard with the strung of her biwa to announce her statements...

As for Kokushibo... well things are very complicated. I have no good swap for either him, Yoriichi and Gyomei.

[‼️SPOILERS FOR ANIME VIEWERS AHEAD‼️]

Were I to swap Upper Moon One with the Stone Pillar, it would fit with him taking Kaigaku as a pupil, but his direct ties with Yoriichi would have to be erased or heavily modified. Another idea is to put him on Yoriichi's role as a sage figure to Nezuko, But then Gyomei would have no good character to swap with...

This all stems from the fact Yoriichi is performs a crucial and specific role with various rippling connections. In fact, right now I am heavily inclined to swap Yoriichi with his with, Uta, of all things to better echo Nezuko...

Perhaps I could do the same with Kokushibo and his prior wife? I really don't know at this point, so I would LOVE for any suggestions regarding this very tangled mess (' ×_× )