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youre kinda scary. i feel like if i met you in real life i wouldnt be able to look you in the eyes

Look at me in the eyes when I am talking to you

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He looks so sad…

Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

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You bitches who eat crab boils with no gloves make sick.

I be tearing that shit up, but I don’t want my hands to smell like crab for the next week.

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Hi guys, so my kitten Gravel was rushed to the Emergency Vet tonight because he managed to tear a hole in the skin of his belly :(

He is awaiting surgery first thing tomorrow morning, and is currently on painkillers and antibiotics. It would be really freaking awesome if people could donate or share the link to my gofundme and help us pay for this surgery.

I hate asking on socials like this, but I’m afraid I don’t really have a choice.

We’re not sure what this is going to cost, so we’ve set the goal at $1000.

Thank you in advance

Below are some pictures of my sweet, silly boy

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My wife kept blaming me for our lack of children in our sexless marriage. I finally told her to put a sock in it.

Should’ve specified which sock.

Anyway, she’s due in January.

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10 posts!

Wow it’s been a long time since I’ve been on tumble I didn’t know this was a thing???

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Well thank goodness!

Tumblr DO's and DON'Ts

DO

• whatever you want forever

DON'T

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Hello here are some 0.5 pics of my cat, Gravel.

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THIS IS SOOOO COOL

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

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Hi this is me :)

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It’s back!!

The power just went out in my room. Just my room, the rest of the house has power. Strange.

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The power just went out in my room. Just my room, the rest of the house has power. Strange.

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1000 pipe bombs until you die

Phew good thing i had these anti pipe bomb gloves on

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ok but can a cis girl do THIS

*unlocks phone using my dick as a finger print on the fingerprint reader*

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