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she was born in a cardboard box all alone

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Just a timelapse.

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad

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lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

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Crocs are Ezra Bridger core and I will take no further questions

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Thrawn and Car'das' first proper 1 on 1 meeting was like, "I'll be your duolingo if you'll be mine," and I haven't stopped thinking about it.

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

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before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits

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Blue Eye Samurai is a show about one person’s inability to get the world off their fucking back because brown contacts haven’t been invented yet

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Four White Men: Causes her to exist.

Mizu:

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taigen is sooooo funny. bitchiest man i've ever seen. he fucked and ran. he's obsessed with honor. he's the only one allowed to kill his rival. he makes silly little sarcastic jokes. he endured torture because his rival "deserved better" than being killed by the men torturing him. he got a boner from homoerotic wrestling. he's pathetic and i adore him.

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world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla