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it's jump time!!

this will probably be the last physical figure i make till late march/april, the resin i used for this was a pain to work with and ill prob only save it for keychains/charms. the stuffs durable but has issues with fine details

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kicks down the door

IM SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE DOUBLES BUT FELLOW STAT FICTIVE!!!

Also hellos from Gregoriah and Bive (shes shy)!

-🌨 (color coded text because multiple people)

oh my god!!!!!????? hiiii!!!!! i never expected anyone to find this blog nyahaha. i hope you are all having a good day or night

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there are new conversations and outfits coming to regretevator on the 2/15/25 valentines day afterparty update

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I sincerely apologize for the abscence I've been hit with terrible art block... managed to get this out though

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i don’t… want to hate anyone. but god. you’re making it hard.

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the rage of a girl who's lost everything

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YIPEEEEEEEEEEE

STAT WILL NO LONGER FREEZE TO DEATH THIS UPDATE because I gave her a nice cozy outfit ^_^

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Mean to me

the demon of babylon disguises himself in the coat of the righteous

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Why the fuck does it have my eyes?

NEW NPC LEEK! (or should I say carrot… heh)

This is carroty the carrot! They are definitely being included in the new Regretevator update this weekend

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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oh, i had a thing with gnarpy *and* melanie

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some thang is.. fishie!!!

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Yeagh

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my memories are fuzzy... was i a thing with gnarpy? now that would be interesting teehee

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i think it is curious that is canon that folly is canonically quite soft. hehe, guess even evil incarnate can have its cute qualities?

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"thank you. i barely know you."

hi welcome to my blog, call me stat! i am a splitroject and stat is one of my 3 sources. the other sources are irrelevant for this blog so only expect regretevator content from this blog.

read my bio for basic info on me xoxo.

i don't have many positive memories for many of my sourcemates but any one of you is allowed to interact, don't you worry about it. i do have rather positive memories with gnarpy, melanie, and mozelle though, so please do send your messages, i love you dearly <3

you are allowed to flirt with me or try to court me but sexual remarks before we actually start getting anywhere will get you blocked~♡

do not interact with me if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, zionist, anti-xenogender, anti-kin, anti-selfship, a proshipper, anything else? being rude will get you blocked :)

i am kinder than my source, but i will not stand for any type of hate, and i will not be kind those who i don't think deserve it.

that's all, good day ♡