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VIVIENNE I SWEAR TO CHRIST, I AM IN YOUR WALLS, TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW
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#t.j. of the ars goetia (oc)#fanfic#itâs funny because itâs true#stolitz hybrid#gay#blitz buckzo#stolas#owl eggs
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Theory Time: Blitz earns his wings (literally)
I can definitely see Blitz earning his wings in a moment of significant personal growth, similar to how Vaggieâs transformation happened during Out for Love. However, given Blitzâs personality and the nature of Helluva Boss, it likely wouldnât happen in a grand, dramatic musical number. Instead, it would be tied to something deeply personalâhis self-worth or achieving something he never thought possible.
One of the most compelling ideas is that Blitzâs wings could manifest as a symbol of him finally committing to a relationship and staying in it. Weâve seen time and time again that Blitz struggles with intimacy and trust, often sabotaging his connections before they can get too deep. The Full Moon episode highlighted this pattern with Stolas, and even his past with Verosika and Fizz shows how much he fears getting hurt or abandoned. If he were to finally break that cycle and allow himself to be truly vulnerableâwhether by fully committing to Stolas or even learning to love himselfâit could be a moment worthy of transformation.
Speaking from experience, loving yourself is infinitely harder than just telling someone you care about them. Actions mean more than words, and Blitz has a habit of using his bravado, sarcasm, quips, and volatility as a shield. While he genuinely loves those within the walls of I.M.P., he struggles to extend that love beyond his closest circle, with rare exceptions like Fizz, Asmodeus, and Bee. If earning his wings was tied to provingâboth to himself and othersâthat he can overcome those fears, it would be a powerful narrative moment.

What makes me consider this theory is the object on Loonaâsânow Stolasâsâdesk. It looks like an eye with wings on the sides and two cobras. I could be mistaken, and it might just be a random decorative piece or something he needed for a receptionistâs desk without deeper meaning. However, itâs still interesting to think about, especially considering how, before the Full Moon episode, we were all wondering why Blitz had a cross on his glovesâonly for it to later be revealed as a setup for the Asmodean Crystal in Season 2.
If Blitz were to gain wings, I think it would be fitting for him to receive them sometime around mid-Season 3 or at the seasonâs end. I can easily imagine him making a joke about it, excitedly saying something like, âIâm having a Twilight moment.â More than that, I think it would be incredibly useful, considering his boyfriend (cuz in S3 theyâre definitely gonna be official at some point during the season) is 11 feet tall. Constantly climbing Stolas would be exhausting, and while I find both scenarios adorable, at least with wings, Blitz would have the option to alternate between climbing and flying.
#i can so see this happening đ€Ł#itâs funny because itâs true#season 3 predictions#helluva boss#food for thought#blitz buckzo#mini theory#mlp#Spotify
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#octavia of the ars goetia#miscommunication trope#helluva boss#sad but true#gay#asexual#stolas#father & daughter
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Just to clarifyâif it happens in S3 (which I think it will, since Brandon Rogers kinda hinted at it), this would be the first time Stolas and Blitz are connected and intimate during sex. Their past relationship was transactional and centred around sex, so technically, it wouldnât be their first time in that sense⊠but at the same time, it kind of is, because the emotional weight behind it would be completely different. Itâs a whole new dynamic for themâone that moves beyond lust or convenience and actually means something. So yeah, itâs not their first time in a physical sense, but in terms of what it represents? Itâs a pretty big first!
my brain will not stop thinking about this question so I want to ask you all this very important question (not)
I suppose another way of phrasing this question is: When will they have sex for the first time in season 3?
#when blitz is committed to stolas exclusively he will be gay in practice#helluva boss#gay#stolitz#blitz buckzo#stolas#season 3
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I might have a few theories about this image could be about:
King of the Ars Goetia VS Deadly Sin:
1. I think if King Paimon were to intervene and lift Stolasâs banishment, it would significantly shift the dynamics between Stolas and Blitz just when they had begun to understand each other on a more equal footing. If Paimon is positioned above Satan in the hierarchy, he could have enough influence to override Satanâs decree, but not without ensuring Stolas âlearns his lessonâ first. This could mean that Paimon allows his son to experience the full weight of being cast out before eventually reinstating his status and perhaps as a way to remind Stolas that siding with commonersâ not to mention leaving his daughter behind by forceâ has consequences.
I theorize that if Stolas were to be reinstated, his and Blitzâs statuses would shift yet againâjust when they had finally begun to see each other as equals. Stolas has only just started to unlearn his aristocratic mindset, understanding what it means to truly meet Blitz on his level rather than treating him as someone beneath him. The reinstatement would upend that progress, not out of malice, but through circumstance. Blitz wouldnât necessarily resent Stolas for it, but I imagine it would leave him heartbroken. Having allowed himself to form a semi-committed relationship, he might feel as though everything they built was on borrowed timeâanother thing slipping through his fingers just when he was starting to believe in it.
This could make for an incredibly angsty moment in one the episodes, particularly as they grapple with the uncertainty of their dynamic. Would Stolas, now back in a position of power, still treat Blitz as an equal? Would Blitz begin to withdraw, fearing that no matter how close they get, there will always be a gap between them? I could see Blitz, consciously or not, starting to self-sabotageâpulling away before Stolas has the chance to do it first, convinced that history is about to repeat itself.
At the same time, thereâs an underlying apprehension about how their social standing will affect their relationship going forward. Blitz has always had a complicated relationship with power dynamics, and if Stolas is once again a prince, thereâs the question of whether he would still be able to choose Blitz in the way he did when he had nothing to lose. However, I believe there could be a hidden factor that Blitz isnât yet aware of: the possibility that Stolas, despite regaining his title, will never quite return to the person he used to be.
After experiencing what it was like to live as a âcommonerââa position he, subconsciously, once looked down onâStolas may find himself forever changed. I theorize that his personality would be far more humble than before, shaped by the struggle and vulnerability he endured while stripped of his status. Even if he is reinstated, he would no longer approach power in the same way, perhaps even feeling alienated from the aristocracy that once defined his identity. If that were the case, I could see Stolas making a conscious effort to prove to Blitz that nothing has changed between them, that power and title mean little compared to what theyâve built together.
The question then becomes: would Blitz allow himself to believe that? Or would the mere possibility of history repeating itself be enough to push him away?
Threeâs A Crowd:
2. I have a theory that if Loonaâs biological parents were to make an appearance in Helluva Boss, it would be a deeply emotional and potentially devastating momentâespecially for Blitz. Their relationship has come such a long way, (after two seasons) with Loona finally calling him âDadâ consistently, a milestone that clearly means everything to him. But with Blitzâs self-sabotaging tendencies still unresolved, I can see him panicking the moment her biological parents return, convinced that she will no doubt choose them over him.
I think Blitz would immediately spiral into worst-case scenarios. In his mind, he would start questioning everythingâwas he ever really her father, or was he just someone she settled for because she had no one else? Would she leave him behind the second she had the chance at a ârealâ family? And even worse, if she does go, what does that say about him? That he was never enough? That, no matter how hard he tries, everyone he loves will eventually walk away?
I wonder if Helluva Boss could explore a narrative where Blitz loses Loona in a way that mirrors Stolas losing Octavia. While the circumstances would be different, the emotional core could be the same: a father-daughter relationship fractured, leading to the daughter walking away.
I think this could be an interesting thematic choice, especially considering how Blitz and Stolas have both struggled with their roles as fathers. Stolasâs loss of Octavia was largely due to his lack emotional fulfilment and the chaos of his personal life, leading her to feel alienated from him. If Loona were to leave Blitz, I imagine it wouldnât be for quite the same reasonsâperhaps it would stem from an opportunity to reconnect with her biological parents.
Battle of Parents:
3. I think Loona moving out of the apartment â especially after 5 years since being adopted â would be a major angsty shift for both her and Blitz, especially considering their history. If this were to happen, I imagine she wouldnât be doing it out of resentment but rather a need for independence. She might say something like, âI love you, Dad, but the place is getting too cramped. You and Stolas deserve your own space, and I need to figure out how to stand on my own two feet.â That alone would hit Blitz hardânot because he wouldnât understand, but because it would confirm one of his biggest fears: that the people he loves always end up leaving him.
From a theoretical standpoint, I think this would be a pivotal moment for Blitzâs self-sabotaging tendencies. If Loona moving out was framed as a healthy, necessary step in her life, Blitz might still twist it into a personal failure. I could see him telling himself that he was too overbearing, that he wasnât a good enough dad, or even that Loona just wanted to get away from him. Given how much he struggles with abandonment issues, he might lash out in some wayâwhether thatâs picking a fight with Stolas, making some reckless business decisions, or isolating himself under the guise of not caring.
At the same time, I think this could be a turning point for Loonaâs character. Sheâs always had this defensive, closed-off personality, but moving out would be a sign of real growth. If sheâs taking this step, it means sheâs not just relying on Blitzâs protection anymoreâsheâs choosing to stand on her own, despite her own fears of vulnerability. I imagine this could create tension between her and Blitz, not because she doesnât love him, but because he might struggle to accept that she doesnât need him in the same way anymore.
And then thereâs Stolas. If I were to theorize about his role in all of this, I think he would be caught between wanting to comfort Blitz and wanting to respect Loonaâs decision. He knows what itâs like to have a complicated parental relationship, and I imagine he would try to reassure Blitz that this is just part of Loona growing upânot a sign that sheâs abandoning him. Whether or not Blitz listens to him is another story.
Overall, I think this scenario could be a catalyst for a lot of character development. Loona would be proving to herself that she can handle life on her own, while Blitz would be forced to confront the fact that loving someone doesnât mean holding onto them forever. It could either deepen his self-destructive tendencies or push him toward genuine emotional growthâdepending on how he processes it.
A Fork in the Road:
4. I believe Stolas will come to a pivotal moment in his journey, a fork in the road where he must choose between two paths, both carrying immense personal consequences. Paimon will likely present him with a choice: remain a commoner and finally live a free, unburdened life with Blitz, or accept early reinstatement and regain access to his daughter, Octavia. I think this decision will serve as the emotional climax of the season, potentially leading into Season 4, which may not arrive until 2027 or later.
I feel that the most heartbreaking part of this scenario isnât just the choice itself, but the way it unfolds. I can see Blitz, despite his own feelings, encouraging Stolas to take back his position for Octaviaâs sake. I think he would insist that Stolas shouldnât let him be the reason that he remains separated from his daughter. I imagine Blitz masking his own emotions, acting as if heâs indifferent, even though deep down, itâs tearing him apart. I think this would add another layer of angst, the kind of painful, gut-wrenching moment that Vivienne thrives on in her storytelling.
I believe this choice will solidify the tragedy of their relationshipâStolas being forced to choose between the love heâs finally found and the daughter he refuses to abandon. I imagine this moment will be framed as bittersweet, with both of them knowing what they want but also understanding what they must do. I think this decision, no matter which path Stolas chooses, will leave a lasting impact on both of them, reshaping their dynamic going forward.
Termination, Surrogacy, or Miscarriage:
6. If Millie decides to continue the pregnancy, there is a strong possibility that she will experience a miscarriage, which would be the worst-case scenario. However, if she chooses not to proceed, she may opt for termination instead. Both outcomes carry significant emotional weight, creating a deeply personal and potentially controversial situation. While some may have strong opinions on either choice, the decision ultimately belongs to Millie. As the one who would endure the physical and emotional toll of carrying a pregnancy for nine months, she has the right to make the choice that is best for her.
From my perspective, this situation presents an opportunity for an emotionally complex character arcâone that explores themes of bodily autonomy, personal identity, and societal expectations. I personally hope to see an arc where Millie realizes she doesnât need to have a baby to âcompleteâ her marriage with Moxxie. Many couples choose to remain child-free and still lead fulfilling, deeply loving partnerships. In fact, studies have shown that childless couples often report higher levels of life satisfaction, challenging the assumption that parenthood is necessary for happiness or a successful marriage.
This could be a powerful moment of self-discovery for Millie, allowing her to redefine what fulfillment looks like in her relationship. Perhaps she initially struggles with external pressure or internalized beliefs about what a âperfectâ marriage should be. Over time, she could come to see that her love with Moxxie is already whole and doesnât need a child to validate it. Such an arc could add depth to her character, highlighting how societal norms can shape personal decisions, and ultimately reaffirming her autonomy in making the choice that aligns with her own happiness.
To be honest, the only couple I would truly love to see having a child is Stolas and Blitz, perhaps later down the trackâmaybe sometime in Season 4. Who knows? Maybe, just maybe, Millie could act as a surrogate for them. If she either lost her own pregnancy in Season 3 or made the difficult decision to terminate it, carrying a child for Stolas and Blitz could be a transformative experience for her. It might even lead her to realize, âI definitely want one.â
I personally believe that Millieâs struggle isnât actually about Moxxie supposedly cheating on her, but rather about the internal conflict she faces due to her upbringing. Coming from a large familyâone that may be deeply traditional or even religiousâitâs likely that she was raised in an environment where abortion was viewed as unacceptable. If thatâs the case, the real issue sheâs dealing with isnât just grief of what to do with the baby but also the weight of societal and familial expectations. If she terminates the pregnancy, she might grapple with feelings of guilt, shame, or even a crisis of faith because sheâs been conditioned to believe that motherhood is her ultimate purpose.
Seeing her navigate these emotions could make for a compelling arcâone where she learns to separate her personal desires from the expectations imposed on her by her upbringing. If she later agrees to be a surrogate for Stolitz, it could serve as a pivotal moment in her journey, allowing her to embrace the idea of parenthood on her terms rather than out of obligation. This kind of development would add depth to her character, shifting the focus away from relationship drama and toward a more introspective exploration of identity, choice, and self-acceptance.
7. I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do:
Would a proposal between Stolas and Blitz really be so âout of the boxâ considering everything that has happened between them? When you break it down, it actually makes a lot of sense. Stolas has loved Blitz since childhoodâan innocent, pure kind of love that never had the chance to bloom. Then, decades passed without contact, and when they did reunite, their relationship was complicated by power dynamics, emotional wounds, and one-sidedness. It wasnât until Season 2 that Blitz started reciprocating in a way that wasnât just lust or obligation. Given that trajectory, a proposal wouldnât be far-fetched at all; in fact, it might be the natural culmination of everything theyâve been through.
Stolas is, by nature, a hopeless romantic. Everything about himâfrom his flowery way of speaking to his grand gesturesâscreams someone who yearns for love the way itâs written in poetry and fairy tales. If anything, a dramatic, heartfelt proposal would be completely in character for him. Heâs the type of demon who would orchestrate something straight out of a movie: sentimental, deeply personal, and undeniably over the top. Thatâs why, looking back, his line in The Full MoonââI want you to stay with meââfeels like foreshadowing. It wasnât just a plea for Blitz to sleep beside him that night; it was a quiet confession of what he truly wanted: for Blitz to stay in his life, permanently.
And while Stolas isnât necessarily the type to rush into relationships under normal circumstances, this isnât a normal circumstance. He has only ever truly loved one personâBlitz. He may have married Stella, but that was never love, quite the opposite actually given her cruelty towards him, but it was mainly to procreate an heir for the Goetia and was basically bound by duty. His romantic feelings have always belonged to one person, and now that those feelings are finally, finally being returned, why would he hesitate? If anything, the years of waiting, longing, and suffering would only make him more certain that he doesnât want to waste any more time.
8. Emotional Damage:
I donât believe Stolas and Blitz will âbreak upâ again, per se, but I do think their relationship will hit another emotional crossroads. If Blitz reaches a point in his healing process where he openly expresses, âI want to be with you,â I can see a 99.9% chance that, this time, Stolas wonât be ready to take that next step.
The key difference here is that the hesitation wouldnât stem from fear of rejection or uncertainty about Blitzâs feelingsâit would come from Stolas himself. The lingering guilt over what Octavia said to him about constantly choosing Blitz over her is something that canât simply be undone with encouraging words or physical intimacy. No matter how much he wants this relationship, that guilt could weigh heavily on him, making him feel undeserving of happiness with Blitz until he can reconcile his past mistakes as a father.
I think in this scenario, instead of eagerly jumping at the chance to solidify their relationship, Stolas would respond with something like, âI do want this with you, but right now, Iâm not emotionally or mentally ready.â This creates an almost role-reversal from Season 1âwhere Stolas was the one pushing for something deeper, and Blitz kept his walls upâbut it wouldnât be an exact mirror. Instead, it would highlight their individual growth. Stolas, who once pursued Blitz without considering emotional consequences, would now be the one setting boundaries, while Blitz, who used to avoid emotional vulnerability, would be the one openly asking for connection.
This shift wouldnât be about rejection but rather about timing and emotional readiness, reinforcing the idea that real love isnât just about wanting someoneâitâs about being in the right place to nurture that relationship.
9. The Big Bad Battle:
I believe there will be another major battle involving Andrealphus and Stella against Octavia and I.M.P., serving as a pivotal moment in Season 3. In many ways, the ending of âSinsmasâ felt like a preview of whatâs to come, creating a deliberate parallel that foreshadows the stakes and emotional weight of this confrontation.
I think this could be the moment where, if Octavia were physically harmedâespecially if she were bound by angelic rope, a call back to the âWestern Energyâ episode when the same thing had happened to her fatherâStolas would finally step in to protect her in a way we havenât seen before. With his magic still compromised, he wouldnât have the ability to rely on spells, much like Octavia had protected him in season 2 finale. This would be his opportunity to prove that his love isnât just words or empty reassurancesâitâs action. Just as he was willing to risk himself for Blitz in âMastermindâ, this could be the moment where he shows that he is just as willing, if not more, to put himself in harmâs way for his daughter. I could see this being the moment when Octavia finally understands the depth of Stolasâs love for herâthat he would sacrifice his own safety without hesitation for her.
(If itâs not going to be Stolas who gets seriously injured then itâll definitely be Blitzâ one of them)
At the same time, I canât ignore the possibility that Blitz could also play a role here. I feel like Viv is deliberately building up to a deeper, familial connection between him and Octavia, something that was only briefly touched on in Season 2 (at the end). Since much of that season revolved around Blitzâs complicated relationship with Stolas, it would make sense for Season 3 to shift the focus onto him forming a bond with Stolasâs daughter. If Octavia were in danger, I could see Blitz stepping in instinctively, reinforcing that growing connection between them.
This moment could serve as a major emotional turning point, not just for Octavia and Stolas but also for Blitz, further intertwining their dynamics and reinforcing the core themes of love, sacrifice, and found family.
10. An Eternal Flame:
In a reversal of roles, Blitz finds himself homeless after a fireâof all thingsâengulfs his apartment. The irony isnât lost on him, considering all the dangerous situations heâs been in, only for something as mundane as a fire to take everything. This disaster happens just as Stolas and Octavia have finally reconciled, which, in a way, feels almost poetic for their ever-growing family.
Blitz, ever the cynic, cracks a joke about needing a bigger place for four people instead of cramming into a one-room apartment, throwing in that Octavia is clearly becoming part of their chaotic little unit. At least now, she wonât have to worry about accidentally sharing a bed with Loona.
Alternatively, if Stolas is reinstated as prince earlier than expected, he could extend an offer for Blitz and Loona to stay with him and Octavia. With their old apartment reduced to ashes, it wouldnât just be an act of kindnessâitâd be another step toward solidifying the unconventional yet unmistakable family theyâre building.
11. Alive or Dead
What if Tilla has been alive this entire time? We never actually saw her body, leaving room for the possibility that she survived the fire. Season 3 could be the perfect moment for her to reveal herself to Blitz, especially given his deep-seated guilt over believing he caused her death. This revelation would be a major emotional turning point, throwing Blitz into a whirlwind of emotions as he grapples with the truth.
There have been subtle hints about Tilla throughout the series. She was first pictured in Ozzieâs and then made a more detailed appearance in Ghostfuckers. Additionally, Blitzâs signature skull pin originates from his mother, possibly foreshadowing a larger narrative involving her. All of this could be building up to a major reveal, where she provides an accurate account of what really happened the night the fire was set.
Furthermore, this theory aligns with the overarching family themes in Helluva Boss. The show has continuously explored complex familial relationships, trauma, and reconciliation. Tillaâs return could add another layer to Blitzâs already turbulent character arc, forcing him to confront his past in a way he never expected.
12. Father/daughter duet
Iâve been thinking a lot about how Helluva Boss could conclude Season 3, especially when it comes to Stolas and Octaviaâs relationship. Weâve heard Stolas sing multiple times, and now weâve finally seen Octavia sing as well. What better way to end the season than with a father-daughter duet? Singing could be the one thing they truly have in commonâwhen words fail them, music becomes their way of communicating.
I find it particularly interesting that in âI Will Be Okayâ (Season 2), Octavia had a manifestation of Stolas reaching out to her as she sang. Could this have been foreshadowing? A subtle setup for a future duet? It makes me wonder if Vivienne Medrano has been intentionally building up to this moment all along. After all, why give Stolas 4 different songs (albeit two of them were duets with Blitz) and Octavia just one if not to eventually bring them together musically? The thought of them finally reconnecting through song is something I never considered before, but now Iâd be beyond ecstatic if it happened!!!
Whatâs even more intriguing is how this mirrors another father-daughter dynamicâRory and Lucifer from Lucifer on Netflix. Like Octavia, Rory resented her father for âabandoningâ her, leading to a breakdown in their relationship. But ultimately, they found a way to bond through music. Given how Helluva Boss leans into musical storytelling, I could absolutely see something similar happening between Stolas and Octavia.
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I can picture it: Stolas singing in his haunting countertenor while Octavia takes the lower notes, much like how Stolas and Blitz once shared a soliloquy song. If done right, a duet between them could be the emotional culmination of their arc, allowing them to express all the things theyâve struggled to say even better without any more miscommunications getting in the way of their relationship of the whole âhe/she saidâ thing happening
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I honestly think Octavia and Stolasâs duet would look something like this:
[Intro]
(Piano and strings, melancholic)
Soft shadows stretch across the walls,
Memories whisper, but no one calls.
[Verse 1] (Octaviaâs voice, soft but growing in intensity)
You told me stories under silver light,
Promised the stars would hold me tight.
But now the night feels cold and hollow,
Your voice is gone, just echoes follow.
[Pre-Chorus] (Building tension, drums kicking in)
You say you care, you say you tried,
But every tear, I cried alone inside.
Whatâs love if all it leaves is scars?
Whatâs a father if heâs worlds apart?
[Chorus] (Powerful, orchestral swells, belted notes)
Do you hear me now? Do you feel my pain?
Every word I screamed just washed away in rain.
I was reaching out, but you were chasing flames,
Now Iâm just a shadow left behind your name.
[Instrumental Break] (Guitar solo, swelling strings)
[Verse 2] (Stolasâ voice, remorseful, lower tone)
I see the weight I placed on you,
The shattered past you stumbled through.
I built a love that fell apart,
And left you trapped inside the dark.
[Pre-Chorus] (Both voices overlapping, desperate harmonies)
I should have seen, I should have stayed,
But I lost you in the mess I made.
You were always more than words could say,
And I let you slip awayâŠ
[Chorus] (Duet, Octaviaâs anger, Stolasâ sorrow, voices clashing then blending)
Do you hear me now? Do you feel my pain?
Every word I screamed just washed away in rain.
I was reaching out, but you were chasing flames,
Now Iâm just a shadow left behind your name.
[Bridge] (Quiet, soft strings, heart-wrenching harmonies)
(Octavia) I just wanted you to listenâŠ
(Stolas) I never meant to goâŠ
(Octavia) But now I donât know if I canâŠ
(Both) Let this love heal or let it goâŠ
[Outro] (Piano fading, voices echoing in the silence)
(Octavia, whispered) Do you hear me now�
(Stolas, fading) I hear you nowâŠ
[End]
It's kinda concerning just how much I continue to think about this post Brandon made about helluva boss season 3 and what the hell it could possibly mean even to this day, it's been months since this post went out and it's still there in the back of my brain somewhere, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Thereâs only two things I wanna see Stolas doing when entering Blitzâs office:
1. Make out sesh
2. Stolas sitting on the Blitzâs desk like Fran Fine in The Nanny
#helluva boss#itâs funny because itâs true#pansexual#gay#blitz buckzo#stolitz#stolas of the ars goetia#the nanny
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Blitz: Hey Stols if letâs say we hypothetically break up just so me a favour and donât date an incubi.â
Stolas: âThis is about Better Than Blitzo guy isnât it?â
Blitz: No! No. Just⊠they care more about the sex than the relationship itself so Iâm just givin' you a heads up.â
Stolas: âSo what you speak from personal experience? What did your ex do that was so bad? Rape you?â
Blitz âŠ
Stolas: âŠ
5 minutes laterâŠ
Stolas: Oh⊠you are serious. Oh my sweet love.â He cradles Blitz against his chest who purrs contentedly. âIâm so sorry that had happened to you.â
#better than blitzo guy#helluva boss#pansexual#sad but not surprised#gay#blitz buckzo#stolitz#hc#mini fic
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gift to my @fullmoon-mazza :P happy vday (Ë¶Ë á” Ë˶) .á.á
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Tightrope - Michelle Williams
Some people long for a life that is simple and planned
Tied with a ribbon
Some people won't sail the sea 'cause they're safer on land
To follow what's written
But I'd follow you to the great unknown
Off to a world we call our own
Hand in my hand and we promised to never let go
We're walking the tightrope
High in the sky
We can see the whole world down below
We're walking the tightrope
Never sure, never know how far we could fall
But it's all an adventure
That comes with a breathtaking view
Walking the tightrope
With you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
With you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
With you
Mountains and valleys, and all that will come in between
Desert and ocean
You pulled me in and together we're lost in a dream
Always in motion
So I risk it all just to be with you
And I risk it all for this life we choose
Hand in my hand and you promised to never let go
We're walking the tightrope
High in the sky
We can see the whole world down below
We're walking the tightrope
Never sure, will you catch me if I should fall?
Well, it's all an adventure
That comes with a breathtaking view
Walking the tightrope
With you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
With you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
With you
With you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
With you, ooh-ooh-ooh
With you
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Theyâre so cute as de facto partners
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Theory Time: Why I think Blitz was raped
Iâve recently started warming up to Verosika a bit more, particularly after rewatching Apology Tour. In that episode, she showed moments of decency toward Blitzâat least more than she typically does. However, as I began exploring her character more through RP and fanfiction, I found myself digging into her abilities, specifically her âsexual inducement.â What I discovered gave me pause. Legally speaking, this kind of power could easily be classified as a form of sexual assault, which honestly caught me off guard. Itâs especially ironic since I remember a former RP partner of mine arguing that Verosika hadnât sexually assaulted Moxxie in Spring Broken. But when I take a closer look at how that enchantment works, I think thereâs a strong case for reevaluating that perspective.
Reflecting on Verosika and Blitzâs tumultuous history, I canât help but feel I may have overlooked something important. The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that Verosika may have crossed serious boundaries during their relationshipâpossibly even sexually assaulting Blitz, either directly or through her entourage. Itâs an uncomfortable possibility, but one that feels increasingly plausible. Iâd hinted at this idea before in my âTheory Time: The Break-Up,â but now I feel more confident in it. Blitzâs reactions to Verosika make a lot more sense when viewed through this lens.
His deep-seated disdain for succubi and incubi, his hyper-awareness of consent, and the way he fiercely protects his employeesâespecially when someone might overstep their boundariesâall point toward deeper trauma. For example, in Mastermind, Blitzâs insistence on clear, explicit consent stands out, especially given his otherwise chaotic, reckless behavior in other areas of his life. If Verosika, or her posse, had violated that boundary in the past, it would explain why heâs so guarded about it now.
This could also shed new light on his dramatic breakup with Verosika. It wasnât just another failed relationship. If Blitz felt trapped or betrayed on such a fundamental level, his bitter resentment toward herâand even toward other demons with similar powersâbecomes far more understandable. For me, this theory connects a lot of dots I hadnât fully considered before. It adds depth to both characters and reframes some of their most tense confrontations in a much darker, but also more meaningful, way.
In the episode âGhostfuckers,â thereâs a subtle but significant moment when Rolando licks Blitzâs neck to gain access to his deepest insecurities. Initially, Blitzâs expression is one of shock and alarmânot merely from the invasion of his personal space but also from the fear that Rolando might exploit painful memories from his past. However, thereâs an eerie undertone to his reaction. Rather than appearing entirely caught off guard or overwhelmed by trauma, Blitzâs demeanor hints at someone who might have endured similar violations before.
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This reaction stands in stark contrast to how Blitz responds when Stolas touches his neck. In those moments, thereâs no immediate sense of fear or defensiveness, even though Blitz often tries to mask his vulnerability with sarcasm or aggression. Instead, thereâs an intimacy in the way Stolasâs fingers trace that areaâlike itâs a sweet spot for Blitz, one he doesnât guard with the same intensity. Itâs subtle but telling of how differently Blitz perceives touch depending on the intent behind it. With Stolas, despite the complicated nature of their relationship, thereâs a sense of trust or perhaps even comfort emerging, however reluctantly on Blitzâs part. Itâs as if Stolas has found a rare space where Blitz allows a moment of tenderness to exist without being immediately tainted by past trauma.
This nuanced difference in reactions paints a deeper picture of Blitzâs character, revealing both the scars he carries and the small openings for healing he cautiously guards. It also further underscores how consent, trust, and intention shape Blitzâs emotional walls and the rare cracks that appear in them.
In the âExes and Ohsâ episode, I believe Blitz yelling at Chaz to âCHILL THE FUCK OUT!â wasnât solely because Chaz was being rough or because Blitz wasnât physically ready. While Blitz has shown that heâs open to some aspects of BDSM and kink, thereâs a deeper layer to that moment. I think his outburst was triggered by past trauma, potentially tied to his sexual assault by Verosika and/or her entourage.
Blitzâs reaction wasnât just one of discomfortâit was almost instinctual, a survival response rooted in fear and pain. He has been shown to have difficulty with intimacy, often using humor, sarcasm, or impulsive behavior as a shield. This moment with Chaz, however, pulls back that mask, hinting at how unresolved trauma still haunts him. Aggressive or non-consensual behavior likely reopens those old wounds, making him feel vulnerable and unsafe.
This scene, subtle as it may seem, offers a glimpse into the complex relationship Blitz has with intimacy and control. Despite his bravado and rough-around-the-edges persona, thereâs an underlying fragility to himâa constant push and pull between craving connection and fearing the pain that comes with it. Moments like this serve as reminders that trauma doesnât just fade; it lingers, shaping how someone engages with others, particularly in vulnerable situations.
I think this theory is supported by Blitzâs behavior at the very beginning of season 1, right after his adult encounter with Stolas. When Stolas called him his âfirst friend,â I noticed Blitz hesitated for a moment, and his tail flicked back and forthâalmost like a catâs. To me, it seemed like he was trying to suppress a certain memory. I believe he was likely considering whether or not to go through with the situation (which, as we know, he ultimately did). I didnât just see guilt or pensiveness in that moment. It felt more like the behavior of someone who is reluctant to engage in sex unless itâs on their own termsâperhaps because he hadnât initiated it or because something about it might have been a subconscious trigger.
I also feel that the âreal fastâ timeskip wasnât out of the ordinary for their relationship. In my opinion, it reflected Blitzâs approach to their encountersâalmost like he was thinking, âThe faster I do this, the quicker itâs over, and the less I have to think about my past.â Of course, regardless of how Blitz felt about it, Stolas seemed to enjoy whatever they did together in the end.
In the âThe Circusâ episode I believe that Blitzâs behavior in the opening scene of season 1, right after his first adult encounter with Stolas. Thereâs a subtle but telling moment when Stolas calls Blitz his âfirst friend.â Blitz hesitatesâhis tail flicking back and forth in a way reminiscent of a catâs when itâs conflicted or anxious. To me, that pause suggested more than just momentary awkwardness. It was as if he were grappling with a memory or a deeper internal conflict. It didnât feel like simple guilt or embarrassment. Rather, it seemed like the behavior of someone who struggles to engage in intimacy unless itâs fully on their terms. Perhaps something about that encounter triggered a subconscious reactionâmaybe because Blitz hadnât been the one to initiate it, or because it brought up past trauma tied to sex or trust.
This hesitation also aligns with the way their relationship is portrayed overall. The âreal fastâ timeskip after their encounter wasnât just a humorous narrative choice. I think it reflected Blitzâs coping mechanismâhis tendency to emotionally detach and rush through uncomfortable moments. Itâs as though he was thinking, âThe faster I get this over with, the less time I have to think about what it means or how it makes me feel.â Blitz is someone who often masks his vulnerabilities with bravado and humor, and speeding through that moment could have been a way to maintain that emotional distance.
At the same time, Stolasâs perspective seems vastly different. While Blitz may have treated their encounter with detachment or even discomfort, Stolas clearly enjoyed it. His enthusiasm and affection afterward suggest that he viewed it as a meaningful, if not transformative, experience. This stark contrast in their responses adds layers to their dynamic. Blitzâs reluctance and emotional walls clash with Stolasâs open, almost idealistic view of their connection, which likely complicates things further for both of them.
Altogether, this moment, brief as it was, gives insight into the deeper struggles Blitz faces with trust, control, and intimacyâespecially in relationships where emotional vulnerability is involved.
Conclusion:
I believe Blitzâs complicated relationship with intimacy and hypersexuality could stem from deep-seated trauma, potentially including sexual abuse. If that were the case, it would make a lot of sense why he fears true vulnerability and struggles to form genuine emotional connections. Trauma like that often leaves someone feeling a need to protect themselves by putting up walls, and Blitz clearly does that. He masks his fear of intimacy by being hypersexual himself, but itâs often more performative than sincereâlike heâs using it as armor.
This could also explain why Blitz is so hostile toward people who act overtly sexual, especially when they cross his boundaries. He probably sees it as a threat, even if they donât mean harm. That might be one reason he had such a strong, defensive reaction to Stolas in season one. Stolasâs forwardnessâhis aggressive flirting and transactional framing of their relationshipâmay have hit a nerve for Blitz. From Blitzâs perspective, it might have felt like Stolas was trying to control or use him, just like others in his past may have.
When someoneâs trauma is tied to a loss of control over their body, anything that feels too forceful or performative in a sexual context can be triggering. Itâs not just about physical boundaries being crossed; itâs the emotional and psychological damage that resurfaces when that vulnerability is challenged. I think Blitz might have been stuck in that mindset early on, seeing Stolas as yet another figure who wanted something from him without truly caring about who he was. Thatâs why he was detached, resentful, and defensive at firstâit was a coping mechanism.
Ultimately, if Blitz did experience trauma like this, it sheds a lot of light on his fear of intimacy and the way he interacts with others, especially those who push boundaries. Itâs not just about sex; itâs about control, safety, and self-protection. In that sense, Blitzâs journey could be about learning to trust again, to let his guard down without fear of being hurt or used. Thatâs not an easy process, but it adds layers to his character and explains a lot of the tension between him and Stolas at the start of their relationship.
Thatâs also why I find the idea of Blitz eventually opening up to Stolas so interesting. For someone like Blitz, bottoming might be one of the biggest acts of trust he could ever offer another person. He would have to believeâdeep downâthat Stolas wouldnât hurt or exploit him like others from his past might have. But even if Blitz reaches that point of trust, trauma doesnât just vanish. I can picture him suddenly getting triggered during the act, his mind flashing back to those painful memories. It wouldnât be about Stolas doing anything wrong but rather about the vulnerability of the position itself.
It reminds me of Astarionâs story in Baldurâs Gate 3. Astarion physically canât top because it reminds him too much of his abuse, and both characters share similar traits: theyâre cocky, sexually charged, and full of bravado, but beneath it all, theyâre deeply hurt and afraid of true intimacy. For Blitz, itâs not just about dominance; itâs about protecting himself. Giving rather than receiving allows him to maintain control and keep the trauma at bay.
Understanding this side of Blitz makes me sympathize with him even more. His behavior isnât just about ego or arroganceâitâs survival. Yet, I think thereâs real potential for healing in his relationship with Stolas. If Blitz ever lets himself trust fully, it could be one of the few moments where he allows himself to feel safe in someone elseâs care. And for someone as deeply guarded as Blitz, that would be a powerful act of growth and vulnerability.
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Theory Time: S3 Leak
Iâm not entirely sure if this leaked footage is intentional, like what we saw with the Sinsmas episode, but either way, I want to discuss this scene. We see Octavia following someone whose identity is obscuredâpossibly Blitz, Moxxie, or even Millie in disguise. The figureâs height isnât visible for long, and their face is completely covered. This person leads Octavia through a door, which stands out to me because she looks nervous, as though sheâs either meeting someone secretly or feeling uncomfortable in her surroundings. Itâs understandable given how manipulative her mother is. I can imagine Stella forcing her to attend the event under the guise of âdutyâ and âkeeping up appearances as the Goetia heiress.â
I honestly wouldnât be surprised if the figure were Blitz in disguise. He has gone to extreme lengths before to find and help those he cares about. We saw him risk trespassing on Stolasâs property despite their severed transactional relationship. He even tracked down and asked around about his sisterâs whereabouts despite Barbieâs clear desire to cut him out of her life. It wouldnât seem out of character for him to go to these lengths for Octavia either, despite her evident resentment toward him.
In âSinsmasâ, it was clear to me that Blitz not only envisioned Octavia as part of his small, growing family but also went out of his way to tell Stolas not to give up on her, even though she had cut him off. Reflecting on that, I believe the whole âYou love himâ situation needs to be resolved before Stolitz can actually come together. If they rushed into a relationship without addressing it, that would only seem to confirm Octaviaâs fear that Stolas âleftâ her for Blitz. I think this is something both Stolas and Blitz understand deep down.
In my opinion, Blitz needs to be the one to reach out to Octavia, encouraging her not to give up on Stolas. I could see Blitz being the one who ultimately helps mend their bond, as he himself has grown to value family more. Knowing Vivienneâs writing style, I suspect she might frame this development in a positive light, showing Blitzâs growth. Back in season one, Blitz had little to no remorse when tearing families apart, like when he casually killed that husband during their hit job. However, in season twoâs finale, he couldnât bring himself to destroy a family because he now sees Loona, Stolas, and Octavia as his own. That scene where he calls off the assassination really resonated with me.
To be fair, I wouldnât say Blitz broke Stolasâs family apart. You canât break something that was already shattered, and Stellaâs cruelty played a huge role in that. However, Blitzâs presence did make Octavia believe that her father had abandoned her for someone else. Iâm sure Stella whispered those lies to her, vilifying Stolas and making her think he would leave her behind.
Looking ahead to season three, I hope Blitz is instrumental in bringing Stolas and Octavia closer than ever. I imagine he might have a heartfelt conversation with Octavia that parallels Loonaâs talk with her in âSeeing Starsâ, reinforcing the âlike father, like daughterâ theme. Maybe thatâs the moment Octavia decides to secretly visit Stolas, knowing full well she isnât supposed to because of his exile. However she did already broke that rule before severing their relationship in Sinsmas. Whoâs to say she wonât bend the rules again to maintain some connection after everything between them is resolved?
Itâs hard to say exactly how this story will play out. Maybe Octavia will pretend to stay âestrangedâ from her father but secretly communicate with him. I could see her using a burner phone to text him under Stellaâs nose. That way, Stolas could have peace of mind, knowing his daughter doesnât truly âhateâ him. Perhaps Octavia, in her own way, in actuality struggles with guilt, thinking sheâs a burden to her father. This dynamic could offer powerful moments of healing and reconciliation between them.
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Theory Time: The Break Up
I know everyone is jumping on the idea that Blitz ran off and maxed out Verosikaâs credit cards, and while I get why, I believe their relationship was more nuanced than what Verosikaâs statement alone suggests. I think that in Season 3, weâll likely see Blitzâs perspective and learn more about what really happened. From what weâve seen so far, I suspect thereâs more to it than we realize.
Iâm not trying to say that Verosika was entirely at fault or that Blitz is a saint. We know Blitz has serious issues with commitment, but I think there are deeper factors at play. One major point is that Verosika is an alcoholic. I canât help but feel that Blitz, despite his flaws, behaves differently around people he genuinely cares aboutâhe seems much more tender and compassionate in those moments. I think itâs possible he was that way with Verosika too, at least early in their relationship.
However, we know things fell apart when Verosika said, âI love you.â Blitz ran off, unable to deal with that emotional vulnerability. I believe that same situation may resurface with Stolas in Season 3, forcing Blitz to finally confront his fear of intimacy and commitment. But I also think thereâs more to why he left Verosika than just his fear.
For one, I believe Verosikaâs alcoholism may have been a trigger for Blitz. When I think about how he behaves around Barbie Wire, his sister, it becomes clearer. Heâs shown concern for her sobriety, saying, âYouâre clean now, maybe we can grab some dinner.â That line tells me he cares deeply about keeping loved ones on a healthier path. I suspect that Verosikaâs drinking may have reminded him of his sisterâs struggles, and he may have gone into âfix itâ mode, trying to help her.
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I also think Verosika might have been an aggressive drinker, someone who didnât respond well to that kind of intervention. If Blitz tried to help and Verosika rejected it or refused to change, I can see him eventually reaching a breaking point. Subconsciously, I think he told himself, âThatâs it, Iâm done.â But because Blitz struggles to communicate his feelings like a normal person, he probably didnât explain his reasons and instead made an eccentric, hurtful exit.
Now, about the credit card situationâI have a theory. I donât believe Blitz maxed out her cards purely out of spite. Part of me wonders if he thought that by cutting off her access to money, he could indirectly curb her drinking. Of course, that would have come across as controlling, which is problematic in itself. Even if Blitz had said something like, âIâm cutting you off because I think youâre drinking too much,â it wouldnât have gone over well. Blitz is many things, and yes, he is deeply flawed, but underneath his bravado and arrogance, he has a big heart. He wants to help the people he cares aboutâeven Verosika, at least back then. Unfortunately, his methods and inability to communicate likely led to the resentment she still harbors for him.
In the end, I think their relationship was a tragic mix of unhealed trauma, miscommunication, and incompatible coping mechanisms. Both of them were hurt, and their dynamic fell apart because neither could truly handle the otherâs issues. Iâm hopeful that weâll get more of Blitzâs side soon and see him come to terms with his past so he can build healthier relationships moving forward.
I have a theory about why Blitz ended his relationship with Verosika. Whether things between them were good or bad at the time, I feel thereâs a particular reason he holds such disdain for succubi and incubi. Verosika has the power to use sexual inducementâwhich, if used inappropriately or maliciously, I believe could be considered a form of rape. Even if she promised Blitz sheâd never use it on him, I suspect she might have broken that promise.
From my experience with drunk people, I know that when theyâre intoxicated, they can forget or ignore promises, even ones they made with good intentions. I think this may have been what happened between Verosika and Blitz, causing a deep rift between them.
I also canât ignore how Blitz reacted in the âSpring Brokenâ episode when Moxxie was sexually assaulted by Verosikaâs posse. Despite Moxxie already said ânoâ and clarified that he was married, Blitzâs panic and anger seemed too intense to be solely about protecting his employee. I believe that moment triggered a traumatic memory for Blitz, perhaps from the early stages of his relationship with Verosika. That might explain why heâs so resentful toward her and why he places such importance on consent.
Conclusion
Further supporting my point is the fact that Blitzâs bio describes Verosika as his rival, which makes sense. However, it also mentions that he hates her crew, which is significant. If there hadnât been a group assault, why would Blitz feel such antagonism toward her entire crew if they had done nothing to him? The word ârivalâ doesnât just imply competitivenessâit can also denote hostility. In this case, I believe it leans more toward hostility, which aligns with what I discussed earlier.
While Blitz is a highly lustful character, I see him as the opposite of someone like Valentino. It really frustrates me when people suggest that Blitz âsexually assaultedâ Stolas during their first adult encounter. I was relieved when the episode Mastermind confirmed that Blitz doesnât condone rape in any form. His relationship with Stolas, though it may have some transactional elements, was ultimately consensual. That distinction is crucial, as it reflects Blitzâs boundaries.
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