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Please keep in mind that if Dustin and Suzie didn’t break for a musical number Joyce would still have Jim and El would still have a father.

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Sure, y'all have some adorable (AND VERY AMAZING) ideas

but is no one thinking about how cute it would be to watch Crowley try to put a fitted sheet on a mattress??? He'd be too proud to ask for help at first, so he'll just struggle it out for about fifteen minutes while Zira very politely pretends he's not amused. Then, finally, (muffled through the fitted sheet he's somehow managed to wrap around himself) Crowley's gotta ask for help, which he gets almost instantly (with a couple well hidden giggles from Zira of course, because "just how did you manage to get that wrapped around you that much??")

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My Opinion on This Season

Is it just me or was it better when we didn't know anything about Nick? I'm sure Mark is a wonderful person who is acting the best he can with what awful writing he's given, but I think it's time to move on. Lucifer went from impressive evil to literal joke. The punchline should have been his death.

It just feels like the writers are manipulating fans for views, not to tell a story. Nick shouldn't be here.

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Why is no one talking about the kickass relationship Claire and Jack would have???

Not a romantic one, a sibling kind of thing where they just look out for each other and show each other cool things. Like Claire teaching him how to ride a skateboard and she's holding his hands so he can balance on the board and Jack's just like "clAIRE I'M SCARED HELP" and she just laughs like "Jack I haven't even started pushing you"

And then Cas walks out to see Jack rolling around really slowly with this cheesy grin and Claire just proudly watching this dork putter around

(Then the dork falls over because his wheels catch on a bump)

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Sam: You've got a mushroom on your shirt.

Jack: Aw... I'm a failure...

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Jamil: Gabriel...?

Dichael: The other one. The better one.

Jamil: *visibly confused*

Fandom: *also confused*

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Daddy Gabriel knows all your sinny sin sins

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Dean: I feel like this is all my fault...

Cas: Everything happens for a reason. Most of the time it's because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

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look at this photo of my stepdad

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Gabriel: *stabs Loki, then looks at Sam*

Sam: *nods once* Good job, babe, you got em.

Gabriel: *nods back* Fuck yeah I did.

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Sam: Why'd you leave us and go after Loki yourself?

Dean: I'm gay and wasn't in the mood.

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WAKE UP AMERICA

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Ok so I’ve made this drawing today and I was really happy with it. Initially it was supposed to be Michael but my love for guys with long hair and freckles just overpowerd my hands. Plus, the gray paper just begged for more white dots on it. I had to.

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Gabriel: What you call the apocalypse, I called Sunday dinner.

Flashback to Heaven

Michael: ONE THING-

Lucifer: HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON-

Michael: This is your favorite- *laughing*

Lucifer: HOLD ON! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH! RIGHT?! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?! A PRINCESS! *aggressive head bobbing* THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! *starts to walk away*

Michael: *starts to stand up and flicks out a pocket knife* I'm gonna stab 'em.

Lucifer: *whips around* YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I'M WRONG?! AM I WRONG?!

Michael: It's my favorite movie-

Lucifer: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOG!

Michael: *starts walking back to his seat* I'm not fighting with you.

Lucifer: Grow up, bro.

Michael: I'm not fighting with you.

Lucifer: Grow up.

Michael: Get educated, buddy!

-Based off this video

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Headcanon

One prank war, Sam wired Baby's horn to the breaklights while Dean was sleeping.

Dean chased him three blocks and an entire park before tackling him down and punching him for touching his car.

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Gabriel: *turns to walk away*

Castiel: You can't turn your back on your father's creations!

Gabriel: *turns head to look at him* Bitch, watch me.

-An alternate script for Bring 'em Back Alive

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Asmodeus: Don't you hang up on me!

Sam: *hangs up*

-An alternate script for Bring 'em Back Alive