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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

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things that have happened in the past Amount Of Time: - ex girlfriend talkin shit - got a boyfriend - friend blocked me - different friend dropped me because i got rightfully upset over some stuff - spoke on a panel at a con - therapist got a new job, now we need a new therapist - got hate crimed - failed an important test - boss bein extra cunty things that have NOT happened in the past Amount Of Time: - won a gazillion billion dollars

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i fucking hate australians. i wish they were real

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cleaned our depression room today :)

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Me seeing anything spider-man spideypool or parksborn related

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sober now and this is still true the world loves u

i'm so in love with the whole entire world. ia m also drunk

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it's 2024 and ur still silly. *hink honk clown noises*

being transphobic on tumblr in 2023 is so silly. ur surrounded by trans ppl. u r afraid of clowns and u live at a circus.

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about a year and a half after posted this we found out we have psychosis.

hey quick question! how do you know if you're real

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if you replace all the letters in "emotions" with "A" you get AAAAAAAA which is how i feel about emotions! :)

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hello everyone! it hs been over a year since we made this post and our actual chronic pain has caught up to us. we have old man jokes and also we have gastrointestinaal issues :D

does it count as the Chronic Pain (TM) if it's literally just stomach issues that stems from like everything you eat ever like it feels like i'm violently allergic to fucking molecules waht the fuck. i just wanted veggie dumplings

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i'm so in love with the whole entire world. ia m also drunk

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about to tell the guy i'm seeing about some trauma stuff. wish me luck.

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its kinda scary how many people dont know how to deal with cops so heres how to deal with cops

you get pulled over. roll down ur window, hands on the steering wheel

they'll ask for license, registration, and proof of insurance. tell them where it is before you grab it, warn them that you're going to grab it, and move slowly

if they ask "do you know why i pulled you over today" or they try to accuse you of anything, act clueless always

if you have a self defense weapon such as a pocket knife or pepper spray, inform them that you have it and tell them where it is

if the cop pulls you out of the car to arrest you, don't fight it because they'll charge you with resisting arrest. you are, however, allowed to ask WHY they are arresting you. if they tell you that asking why is resisting arrest, they are lying

when being arrested, don't say ANYTHING unless "i want a lawyer". don't answer any questions, keep your trap shut

if a cop tries to search your vehicle, you have the legal right to tell them not to.

same thing with your house. they can't search your home without a warrant, and if they don't have a warrant, you are legally allowed to send them away. be prepared for them to come back with a warrant tho, so hide ur illegal shit

don't cooperate with cops and don't give them incriminating evidence against you but don't resist arrest ever and also follow instructions (unless instructions are dangerous, such as them urging you to answer potentially incriminating questions)

don't swear at cops, they can charge you with a misdemeanor

be safe out there and remember. never trust police officers

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i always knew jesus was an omega

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roommate: how do u go thru deodorant so fast me, taking a bite out of my last stick: idk

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good luck

i have a date on monday. wish me luck