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I’m not dead my recent art has just been dirty so I’ve been posting it on Twitter… my Twitter btw

https://x.com/uio590?s=21

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woooooooo ily

Dear Golden Arches

Taste your sugar on my tongue

Memories so sweet

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If you're transfem, that's basically the universe's equivalent of changing your answer on a test just to find out you had it right the first time

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I've finally found this again

Donkey, please…

(a shrek fanfic) (warning!there is smut!)

It was a typical afternoon at Shrek’s swamp, peaceful, and smell like oNION. Fionna was out for the day, which left shrek kinda sad…and lonely. Because Shrek waz so lonely he cut a onion in half then put on his nipples! Shrek let out a soft moan. THEn there was an unexpected knock at the door. Shrek was surprised.

“oh is there a visitor?” shrek said as he put his shirt back on.

Shrek got up frum his couch and walked over to the door and opened the door. donkey was at the door!

“Donkey?” shrek said surprised. “no dONKEY YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF here I aM MARRIED MAN!1!1”

DOnker didn’t really care, so he just ran past shrek! And hopped on hte couch!

“donkey no you HaVE TO GET OUT OF MY SWAMP RiGHT NOW!” said Shrek aangrally!

donkey slipped off his silky sheer red dress.

“d-donket…DONKEY! nO I Am MARRYED maNNN!” said shrek!

Donkey ran over to shrEk and pulled down shreks pants to reveal shreks mASSIVE BEAR COCK!

“d-donkey-chan….WAYT! I AM nOT HOMO!” said SHREK!

donket didn’t rally give a hecka, so he pushed shrek on the couch and started riding!

‘o-oh dONKey! ZOO WEE MAMA!“ said shrek

Donkey continyed to ride shreks shibbity woop woop diggity donity taly wacker(I will noT say the D WORD!)

"ooooh yea mmmm oniON” said shrek

“oooooh wowZA yes mmmmm oh oh so Big!” said donkety

shrek push of the donkey and say “I will go get onion!”

Donkey get up and suck SHREkS OniONs from behind!

“ooooooh donkk donk!” say shrek

Every thang is all dandy and oniony until FIonna walk in!

Fiona gasped! “sHREK WHAT THE FRICK FRACKITY FRICK FRACK!” said Fionner

Shrek did no notice cause he was getting his onions sucked!

Fionna quickly left and went to Donkey’s wifes house(the dragon, remember?)

Fionna open the door.

“DRAGON!” said Fiona “OuR HUSBANDOS ARE cHEATING on us! WITH eachOTHER! WE NEED 2 Do SUMTHIN!”

The dragon nods and go get sum sexy undies on!

Fiona takez off her dress off and jiggles her lady lumps.

hte dragon also put on a strap on! ;)

Fiona takes off her pantays and starts riding the dragon.(ooooh gettn revenge!)

“rawrrrrrr roaaaaaaarrrRRRrr” said the dragon.(the dragon cnat tlk right?“)

"mmmMMMMmmMmmMMmMmMmmmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mmmmmm yesss!” Fiona moaned.

Fiona ride tha dragon for like 10 min until shrek and donket arrive.

“fIONNA yOU oNIOn LoVING FUCK!” said shrek.

“I regrot nothing!” said fionna

To be continue…..

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nasty adult things ft. Light, Misa and L

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princesses of the people

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poetry

Lonely bed so cold

No happiness to be found

Clinging to your warmth

I'm miss my gf :(

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I’ve been cranking out drawings like a goddamn human printer today. A tribute to a fandom long lost — SVTFOE. 🫡

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homosexuals frolicking in the grass

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Me with splatoon

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My partner just said to me and I quote "trans girls are denominators cause they're always bottoms"

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fishy

Collection of le fishe memes from an aspiring marine biologist 🦈

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plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

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Saphically,

- Rule