I post a whole bunch of shit. I'm the lonely assassin when I steal food, I only move when your not looking. I promise I'm fun. This blog is as useless as my header.
Just got on tumblr after years and my account was a bad idea. Like wtf I thought this was the perfect account set up when I was like 14. I deserve to go to JAIL
#OldTownRoad is now the only single to ever go Diamond while still #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. It’s also the longest standing hip-hop single at #1 ever with 13 weeks at the spot; even surpassing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” 😯
David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were
Tenth Doctor
10/10 (hehe)
Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.
Casanova
1000/10
World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.
Peter Vincent
10000/10
Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.
Alec Hardy
1/10
Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.
Peter Carlisle
100/10
Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.
Scrooge McDuck
1000000000/10
Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.
(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)
This felt like an appropriate photo to share today! Thanks for all the love on my new video, it’s been very inspiring to read all of your stories in the comments too. 🌈😊
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