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A really talented and funny writer needs help! Please donate if you can!

ur fav comedy bro in Trouble

So the money I live on suddenly got cancelled?? I don’t know how I’m going to pay rent or eat right now?? I’m really kinda in shock rn, but I guess if anyone can spare anything I would be so grateful!

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So I have no idea why but in polish version of the trailer Brigitte says to Tracer "hello auntie" instead of "hi Lena".

I wonder why there is a difference like that 🤔🤔🤔

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! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

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Joseph & Caesar oneshot. This work was inspired by a photo of akita growling at bubbles. Enjoy :3

It was nearly two months since Joseph has taken custody of a certain dog, when Caesar Zeppeli faced a particular problem regarding said animal. The thing is, Caesar rarely faced problems. Ha tackled them. From living in poverty, through exhausting training, to fighting ancient gods of fitness, he can deal with everything. Ironically, his opponent this time was 8-months old akita puppy.

Betty Boop, named by Jojo from giving boop kisses-like with her nose, was a gift from Speedwagon for Joseph’s 20 birthday. Everyone fell in love with her instantly. She was cute, soft, and a little chubby at first. Always eager to play and go for walks. There wasn’t a single person that would be strong enough to refuse giving her snacks after looking in those dark, shiny eyes. Even Caesar found himself being affectionate towards Boop a little more than he usually was with pets.

The problem with Betty was training. And no, not the potty training, or training in learning to do tricks, but with Caesar’s and Jojo’s training. Whenever they spend time polishing their hamon usage, she would go into a barking craze and act hostile if he tried to get closer. Only if they stopped or Joseph took her up on the arms, she calmed down and acted like nothing happened. This behavior started to be really troublesome, as it was impossible for them to train in her presence. On the other hand, it was also impossible to get away from her, as she would follow them everywhere hoping for some playtime. Locking her inside the house wasn’t an option either, since she started to whimper and whine right after closing the door. Not counting that one time she panicked so much, she scratched the door so badly that they had to replace them and endure a whole week of intense physical training as a punishment from Lisa Lisa for “tormenting her innocent little creampuff”.

It seemed like a dead end. “It’s almost like having sex when you already have kids. Only get to this when they sleep.” Jojo said after one of their rare hamon trainings that was not interrupted since Betty was sound asleep in the house. Caesar sighed. As ridiculous as that comparison was, it matched a lot more that he would like it to. “I honestly am out of ideas why it is like that. At first I thought it may be some kind of weird side effect to hamon, but she doesn’t react when it’s only you who use it.” He ran a hand through his blond hair to get them away from the sweat on his forehead. “Or maybe it’s just that my hamon is too strong for her to bear with” He finished with a cheeky smile towards Joseph.

“Ha ha ha, as smooth as sandpaper, Mr. Zeppeli” Jojo responded with as much spite as he could. “You can laugh as much as you want at me, but at least I know why she acts like that!” he finished with a triumphant note. Caesar could swear he saw Jojo’s nose growing longer from all that self-esteem he radiated in that moment. “Hah! As if you actually knew something. That alone would deserve you a prize”. Those words gained some real attention from young Joestar. “O ho? I can tell if you want, but you have to treat me to some good food in exchange!”. That confidence was suspicious for Caesar. Really suspicious. However, as much as he didn’t believe that Jojo was correct, he was even more discomfortable about being the only one kept in the blind with the whole situation. “Fine, if you’re indeed right, I will treat you to some pasta al nero di seppia , is that ok? There is a restaurant with a good wine that I haven’t visited anyway”.

“Nice, nice, verrrrryyy nice Caesar-chan!* And of course I know, she is my dog after all” Jojo said already as happy as if they were on the way to get promised food.

“So? Will you enlighten me then?” Zeppeli asked, getting mildly annoyed of his friend.

“Bubbles!”

“I beg your pardon?” – Caesar said with wide eyes, not getting in the slightest how glistering, soapy spheres could be an answer to his problem with Boop.

“Bubbles!” he repeated just as enthusiastic.

“Bubbles?” Caesar asked to make sure he heard correctly.

“Yes, bubbles.” Once more repeated by a smiley brunet.

The young Italian’s expression shifted from shock to irritation, as realization came upon him that he almost believed his stupid friend. “Are you actually retarded? How could that be a cause?”

“She still has not forgot about that one time you caught her and forced to take a bath. She hates them and bubbles makes her remember all that.” Jojo explained as if that was the most obvious thing in the universe.

“Well what else was I supposed to do? She was all muddy from ruining one of Lisa Lisa’s rose bushes.” Caesar said with growing annoyance. He was still not convinced. They bath her quite often as she keeps on bringing dirt into the house. Why would that one time matter so much?

Jojo shrugged his shoulders. “You made a crucial mistake my friend. You forgot there needs to be some kind of distraction, like treats or her squeaky toy. I came in the bathroom to clean and found nothing like that, so I know”

The blonde once more considered the possibility. It honestly could be the case. Betty was a troublemaker, unless there was something that kept her busy.

“So? Are we going to get my reward? I’m STARving*” Joseph hooked an arm around Caesar’s waist. His mind was not easily taken off from the track of thought about food.

“No! You deserve no reward since it’s your fault in the first place for not taking care of your dog.” Was his last response before walking away.

“Oh c’mon Caesar-chan! We’re both responsible for our baby! “

*pasta al nero di seppia – squid ink pasta

* for full experience of this moment watch “Joseph Joestar English Compilation (Complete)” 0:04-0:08 on youtube

* STARving, you get it? Coz he is joseph joeSTAR xD 'badum tsss' ... I just had to

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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Too many good bois. Must reblog

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

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Something to calm yourself my dear fellas 😏

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Kuroshitsuji

Holy shit I thought I knew what was gonna happen but Yana Toboso exceeded my expectations. Can't wait for next chapters, it's lit af

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Good thing there's so much water in this anime because damn, they're all so HOT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sousuke, babe, you're amazing ❤❤❤

FREE is one of those rare anime where I don't skip both opening and ending 😂😂😂 So beautiful 🌊🌊🌊🏊🏊🏊

Free! Dive to the Future Opening:「Gold Evolution」by STYLE FIVE

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Ok raise your hand if you cried during the Yuuri on Concert bc bitch, I did.

✋✋✋✋✋✋

And it was amazing

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This is one and final reason to be alive at least till next year

okay but do yall realize that if we get younger vitya then it’s very plausible (a must even!!!!) that we will get a younger yuuri somewhere in the background, whom victor doesn’t notice because of his hard focus on his skating and drama, and who will gaze at him lovingly from afar unaware of how this man he’s mooning over now will in the future be his very own fiance? DO YALL REALIZE THAT’S WHAT WE’LL GET BC I AM LIVING!!!!!

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Cute fluff and science info = that's my jam ♡♡♡

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

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I didn't know about this important fact so I'm passing it on. I hope for the best for those that will have to use this.

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by a human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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2002. I must be so sexy everybody is afraid to even try :')

How sexy is your name?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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Must reblog, this is important! Fanfics are what makes a fandom a better place. And even through so many people read them for hours, they don't get the praise they deserve. We need to change that together!

I’m angry. I have been, for weeks now.

I didn’t want to make a post or say anything because I don’t think enough people will notice or care. But fuck that, because I’ve got something to say.

I’m a fanfic writer for Haikyuu, I’ve been one for over a year; going on two. I’ve written 50 fics for this fandom, and I’ve been posting one fic or chapter update every week since the beginning of this year.

I write because I love writing, because I have a lot of ideas, and because I love the characters. I post my work because I think other people might enjoy my work, too.

But I’m also sick of it.

I’m sick of spending all my free time on writing only to get ten notes max on my fics on tumblr. Which, you know - it might just be that people don’t like my work. But it’s not just me. I’ve participated in events, and if you look at the pages for any fandom-related project that includes artists and writers, I can assure you that you’ll always find the same thing: art with over a thousand notes per pic, and fics with less than twenty.

Don’t get me wrong. I love the art that people are creating in the fandom, just as much as the next person. I buy every zine I can get my hands on. I commission artists when I can.

Recently, I commissioned a writer. I didn’t even know that was a thing until a couple months ago, and even then, I’ve seen writers offer 1k words or more for as little as 3$. Are you fucking kidding me. I paid 25$ for 4k and I wish I could have tipped more.

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m done with this.

I’ve been thinking every single day for the last three weeks that I want to just say I’m not going to be writing anymore. Because I’ve got no more energy for this. I’ve got enough other shit going on, and constantly being angry about how writers are treated is not helping, and it’s not something I can turn off. Every day I’ve been thinking “you should just go. For your sake. Stop this shit.”

I can’t do that. When I finally reached that point, and made the decision today that I’d stop, I’m done, I’m out - I immediately felt AWFUL. I love writing, and I love the friends I’ve made through it. I get really sweet and supportive comments sometimes. I feel like my work has maybe impacted a handful of people.

But I hate this. I hate the way the fandom treats us. I hate getting 1k hits and 2 comments. I hate getting 20 notes, only one of which is a reblog. Who’s going to see my work? No one. I hate it, and I don’t know what to do about it.

I guess that’s all. Expect a new fic from me next week, as always. Because as much as I hate it, I can’t leave. But I’m done pretending I’m not angry. Because I am.

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I can’t wait to see this?!?!?!?

“Orange just doesn’t suit you, Kageyama!”

KARASUNO AWAY COLOURS!!!

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I just couldn't not reblog this 🔥🔥🔥 Bless you anon who asked ! 💕💕💕

top 5 haikyuu thighs?? i mean come on they're all pretty great

Top 5 thighs?

I got you, you thirsty anon beans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1. Daichi. He’s not Thighichi for nothing. Are these…even…legal????

2. Kuroo. *sweats* I’ve been staring at this longer than it’s comfortable to admit

3. Bokuto. Illegal long kneepads are just…illegal. As always, that strip of exposed skin is why I don’t sleep at night tbh. 

4. Ushijima. He thick™ (look at the calves, look at the arms, ARGH)

5. …Kageyama? Little blueberry could kill a person with those thighs. Nice. 

- Bonus: FEELING BLESSED ft. the one and only Akaashi Keiji

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