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I wonder if they can include Saltarian at least in the movie, cause he literally appeared in the chapters solely to talk about the summer tour. Like... Is there any other purpose of this character?🤨

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Oddly specific, but that's how these three would sing Out of Touch by Hall & Oates

Primo: 🎶You're out of touch🎶

Secondo: 🎶I'm out of time🎶

Terzo: 🎶But I'm out of my head when you're not around 🎶

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I know it's gonna sound questionable, but we can technically call Sister Imperator Mama Emeritus... Right?

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Nihil: If there was a competition for losers, you'd get the second place

Copia: Why not the first one?

Nihil: Cause you're a LOSER

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Kay, this post is gonna be supremely dumb (let's pretend I have any other kind of posts), but I've just realised that this song by sza that goes 'I need a big boy, I want a big boy' (I had to google it cause I don't listen to anything except for Monstrance Clock obviously) is perfect for Omega, cause of yk reasons

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I've got so many questions...

1. It looks like something straight from some adult film in -4K and he's about to put Dance Macabre nocturnal version on like gurl you'll be a woman as soon as he figures this shit out, just you wait

2. I cannot unhear him saying 'so how do STDs work now and again, huh?' which is horrible in the given context

3. Who does he say thank you to, he's literally alone in the room (I mean, there's someone else, there's a shadow of someone who's filming obviously, but Cardi doesn't address anyone in the room)

4. I'm no technician, but I'm assuming the only possible way to make it work is to put the cassette (idk what that thing is) in the hole on the device, which is conveniently shaped like something that can actually receive the thing, so what's all this confusion about, honey, is this your first time or?..

5. It's 'not bad, but not good either' cause it sounds like Terzo is at the bottom of the fucking Mariana Trench

6. What shame were you gonna put him to exactly😏 (*insert Nihil's 'no Grammy' noises*)

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Look, I have a theory (and mind you I suck at theorizing BIG time) that Copia's part of the lore is something similar to Fight Club universe, cause he looks more or less collected in the chapters whereas on stage he says/does some unhinged shit, so it's like in the chapters he's Narrator and on stage he's Tyler (and chapter 12 is Copia's inner Tyler trying to assert dominance when he does all these impressions (he tried). The only difference is he doesn't appear super tired after being Tyler, at least we can't see it, cause there's no direct connection between Ghost's shows and the chapters, it's kinda loose. Idk I see the parallels, but I think it's just me😅

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Sister Imperator, probably: Fuck you, my child is completely fine!

The child in question:

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Look, the suspense is killing me (🎶aaaaand iiiii🎶), they dropped the 🍿 2 weeks ago (holy shit!), if Papa V is not introduced in this damn movie, then what's the point of all this, honestly. TOBLERONE, HONEY, CAN WE GET AT LEAST A TINY HINT ABOUT LITERALLY ANY-FUXKING-THING, IT'S GETTING WAY TOO ✨MYSTERIOUS✨

No, seriously, if a whole ass movie is needed for Papa V to be revealed (at least like partially or whatever), I just wanna see this powerful bitch, like who do you think you are, babe

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Sister Imperator: Alright, Terzo, go ahead, I'm listening.

Terzo: Go where?

Sister Imperator: Well, well, well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...

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You know what? Fuck the Grammy, we need an Oscar

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And I'm sure that if Copia finally gets a Grammy, the movie will have a spin-off or part 2

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Okay, but imagine the movie is all the chapters put together. If that was true, I wouldn't be surprised one bit

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WHAT IF there was like a movie panel where ghouls could discuss the movie. My life would be complete if they gave a tiny part to Omega and he could be a special guest or something

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I wonder if if there was some kind of a movie premiere (no idea what's it called), Tobias would be late for it as well

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Sounds kinda accurate, right?

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So, hypothetically, if Nihil wasn't the only one who gets to be a ghost for whatever goddamn reason... It's also oddly specific and nobody will get it, but imma make this joke anyway (see this is a part of a reason why I have no friends, but enough of my personal problems)

Terzo: What do you bring, Cardi? No Grammy!

Copia: Well what do you bring, Terzo? NO HEAD!