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Please refrain from throwing up ditiro's on the carpet.

I will give you my higher ups shoe :(

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hi can i marry idia (asking for a friend)

No but you can share my body pillow with me xxx

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theres no one hot working at styx

Uh oh, you clearly don't know we have your mom working under the desks

xoxo

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I think the hot one kinda deserves it-

Woah who said that? 🧐

You think I'm hot ???? C C C C C Can I sniff.... your big toe?

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IM GETTING BULLIED AT WORK

xoxo the hot one

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Im.siccing the ice titan on you. You're going to get us deplatformed

Got put back in solitary

Hola Babies,

It is I the hot one I am typing from solitary once again. Apparently sucking the toes of a body pillow of my boss doesn't fly and is harassment. Anyhow, this is aa cry for help they won't let me secretly sniff the other staff members anymore (David please shower).

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Got put back in solitary

Hola Babies,

It is I the hot one I am typing from solitary once again. Apparently sucking the toes of a body pillow of my boss doesn't fly and is harassment. Anyhow, this is aa cry for help they won't let me secretly sniff the other staff members anymore (David please shower).

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Tequila

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Out of consideration for your team's hard work, I've decided to lessen the workload. From this point on you No longer need to ask if any given mother is single, they are not. I am dating every single one.

Hey everyone this guy has an Oedipus complex. Let's kill him and split the winnings

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RAHHHH !!! LET ME OUT OF HERE !! 😾 ( 🐺 )

What kind of pussypilled alphacel DEMANDS to be thrown out into the midst of battle

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I don't think sending one robotic child will defeat a very old very powerful dragon thing.

We've been slaying dragons with swords for thousands of years. 100 robot children bigshot blasting in the name of friendship will do it I recon

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i threw up

Real funny chuck-it-up Andy but we've got a national emergency going on over here. Malleus Draconia hit the fucking pentagon

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Why is one room like a peaceful forest where all animals work together and the weather is always so peaceful and it's everyone's dream world and the room next to it is quite literally, Hell.

This guys asking why the very operation above the underworld has hell in it

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PLEASE CURE MY DEPRESSION AND EXECUTIVE DISFUNCTION DISORDER

LETS FROLICK IN TARTARUS AND DIE TOGETHER

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Hey it's my birthday and I wanna know if I can get anything sweet, like anything at all

I:;m so sorry I fuckt it all up again I fuckt it all up I was trying to make you a cake with the titans but now it's burnt. To smithereens. Fuuuuckkkkk 😁

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I am pretty sure there is a blot monster pretending to be a scientist I just saw one wearing groucho glasses and a labcoat and it ate someone

First of all that's Kev. Second of all put some respect on a hungry man's name.

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Does the company pay well? If so, where do I apply?

See youd think the answer would be yes but Idia needs to whale for his favourite gacha characters so we get a single tuppence