#styxhealth

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Whatever

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Look me in the eye and tell me which overblot do you think is the hottest.

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Styx scientists have created the first phantom with autism spectrum disorder

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In regards to recent panic surrounding the Malleus Draconia situation, we here at Styx health and safety are pleased to announce that we are officially mass producing Ortho 😁

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I'm so bored...are we allowed to blast Two Trucks on the speakers? pretty please?

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Hey atyx health and safety fans!

Lately we've been hearing reports of you all getting a little bit rowdy. Today we've checked the files.

Like this post and we'll tell you why YOU are banned from styx got talent,

xoxo the HAWT one

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Hi, uh, we got a report that Malleus Draconia Overblotted and is currently holding hostage the entire Sage island.

What is S.T.Y.X plan of attack against him?

Being so honest with you anon I think we are just going to cry

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she blot me off till i overblot

she overbloting on my blotoff

she bloting my overblot till im off

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*the security cam for the kitchen is blacked out with only the sound of pots and pans banging together. You look over to the doors to your office, praying that you'll have enough power to close them when the time comes.*

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do you all have tours 😍😍

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Can you rate my penis

Here at Styx, we strive for greatness in our studies and pride ourselves in our advanced technologies.

However, even we have our limits, despite great leaps in technology thanks to our aid. We are still unable to measure something so minuscule.

We strive to achieve the goal of such fun-sized measurements by the year 21XX.

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Lets say. Hypothetically. There is a rat loose in STYX. Crazy I know.

We have had reports that this rat had been captured and identified as your mother.

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I want this cloned.

Uhoh

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are we allowed to have pets? im kinda lonely in this cell

specifically a blot monster thats shaped like a dog, thanks! 😁

Here at Styx health and safety, we believe that providing companionship no matter the cost is the correct and humane thing to do.

Due to this, we have provided you with a service phantom, which we have lovingly named Fifi 🤗

You will find her situated in your cell upon return. We expect you to be kind and responsible with your new roommate.

And remember, by prioritizing mental health, some physical health effects may occur. Luckily, if you become a phantom yourself, you and fifi can frolick in the underworld down below forever ♡!

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Why are some Magicam accounts blocked on the wifi here? I didn't even know you guys knew how to block stuff

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Can ortho wish me a happy birthday 😞

Miffy1111,

Happy birthday! Though we haven't met, leaving my ability to figure out the optimal gift for the situation null, scanning your blog implies that you would find great gratitude in something to do with Malleus Draconia! Since you seem rather fond, I have attached a quick doodle.

To your new age, and more years of good health pertaining to your organic body, we here at STYX, (especially your friends in the health and safety department) toast to another year of personal growth and success! ^^