suck-a-egg
suck-a-egg
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She/her, 23, profile picture made by territhiumI’m allergic to eggs now, can you believe this shit?
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suck-a-egg · 19 days ago
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Leia: Lando, I need one minute of your time.
Lando: I’ll give you two because you scare me.
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suck-a-egg · 24 days ago
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Obi Wan: I never thought that anyone would ever even want me
Cody: I know the feeling
Obi Wan: oh please, with that ass? Give me a break
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suck-a-egg · 28 days ago
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(2020-21) 79's
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suck-a-egg · 30 days ago
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Leia: You’re crude and unprofessional.
Han: I’d like that on my tombstone, please.
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suck-a-egg · 1 month ago
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I did think about killing the chancellor, but I realized that there's just too many cameras in the room...
- Commander Fox
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suck-a-egg · 1 month ago
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In some ways, the Jedi are the HOA for your life.
-Anakin Skywalker
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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So there's posts and fics with Alpha-17 as an Arc trainer.
Echo probably had to do a lot pf physical therapy/training after he was rescued. Alpha-17 from what I've picked up of the comics probably had to do the same.
So how about Alpha-17 looking at this trooper and he remembers training him and his brother, who's gone now, and knows the two of them were competent as fuck even if he's not gonna tell them that, can't let the younger vod get cocky, and he's all too familiar with grieving and recovering SO the day after Echo and the Batch land on Kamino he shows up in the training room they're using just like "come on you little shit time to get you back into shape."
And Echo just turns to Tech and goes "Maybe you should have left me in that stasis chamber."
The Batch just kinda blinks at that cause they haven't heard him joke much and Alpha-17 just goes "still a little shit. good. now get your ass over here before I have to come get you."
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Echo: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh.
Echo: *sits in silence*
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Echo: Are you kidding!? That’s unfair! He destroy— I need to calm down.
Echo: Everything’s fine.
Droidbait: Echo.
Echo: I’m an adult.
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Rex: General Kenobi kissed you and you said “thank you”?
Cody: Yes!
Rex: Well that was very polite.
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Look at this Poster!!
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Moments I want to highlight 🔽
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OBI-WAN’S HAND ON CODY!!! CODYWAN😭🙌❤️
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Hunter’s smile🥹🥰 (Watch out behind you👀)
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Omega and Wrecker!!🥹🥹 PADAME AND ANAKIN🥹
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TECH😂😂🙌 He always be yapping and being an IPad kid😂🙌
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Echo’s little wave!🥹 Ahsoka front and center Queen!
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CROSSHAIR😂🥰 He is literally one of the few not looking at the camera😂 He is not beating the grumpy allegations at all
Some honorable mentions are Rex, Mayday (so close to Crosshair🥺) and Hozwer🥰
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Anakin: My master was here.
Rex: What?
Anakin: My master. She was here, I can feel it.
Rex: General Kenobi hasn’t been here.
Anakin: [sniffs] Smell that?
Rex: Smell what?
Anakin: The room. It smells like guilt and Chanel N°5.
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Rex: [comming with Fives You get over here right now!
Fives: Who is this?
Rex: This is you in twenty years! Who is this? I swear!
Fives: Captain, calm down.
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Tech: Don’t trust strangers.
Tech: ... but if they have PlayStation games-
Hunter: Tech-
Tech: If they show you the game, like they have the game for real, then you get in the car.
Hunter: TECH-
Tech: But they’re not a liar! They have the game!
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Echo: Here's Jesse sleeping during a mission. And here's Fives drawing on Jesse’ face as he sleeps during a mission.
Rex: Very mature.
Echo: We try.
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Hunter: you’re very cruel
Crosshair: yes, it keeps me young
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Domino squad: who cares if we’re pretty if we fail our finals
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