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This just in: Young adult almost loses it because they didn’t realize they were overstimulated. However, the situation has been resolved and they are now browsing tumblr while wearing their noise canceling headphones

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No cause let’s TALK about the evolution of Osamu’s hair! I can’t see him caring enough about it to actually go get it cut when he decided to stop dying it and when it got to that awkward too short too long point he‘d be too busy to do anything about it and just throw on a hat and eventually it just got long without him realizing it

Atsumu probably like, fucking dragged him to get a hair cut when it started brushing his shoulders

Why don’t we talk about the fact that Osamu could have either had a Tanaka buzzcut or a Kenma split dye at some point

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This, I agree with this

They work together stupidly well and they definitely push each other to better themselves and the romantic tension between them most of the time is crazy and I don’t even ship them

But I meant the people who undermine Hinata’s growth by lumping him in with Kageyama TOO much. I can give credit where credit is due with Kageyama’s influence on Hinata but some people make it too much about Them™️ and not about their individual growth

Why do people think Hinata needs Kageyama? WHY??? The proof is literally EVERYWHERE that it’s the opposite. First of all, Hinata didn’t need to change, he just needed to improve and as we all know, improvement can come from anywhere and anyone. In fact, when Hinata DID improve himself, it wasn’t even WITH Kageyama! Him, on the other hand, needed to change. That change was brought on either BY Hinata or BECAUSE OF Hinata. Kageyama needed Hinata because he was the only person who could bring out and use him at his best, and, not only that, but because Hinata never had a setter before, he praised and treated every set like it was his first one.

Moral of the story is, HINATA IS HIS OWN KIND OF PRODIGY AND PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT

(and you can do that by writing more fics where Hinata goes to a different school ;)

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Why do people think Hinata needs Kageyama? WHY??? The proof is literally EVERYWHERE that it’s the opposite. First of all, Hinata didn’t need to change, he just needed to improve and as we all know, improvement can come from anywhere and anyone. In fact, when Hinata DID improve himself, it wasn’t even WITH Kageyama! Him, on the other hand, needed to change. That change was brought on either BY Hinata or BECAUSE OF Hinata. Kageyama needed Hinata because he was the only person who could bring out and use him at his best, and, not only that, but because Hinata never had a setter before, he praised and treated every set like it was his first one.

Moral of the story is, HINATA IS HIS OWN KIND OF PRODIGY AND PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE THAT

(and you can do that by writing more fics where Hinata goes to a different school ;)

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Why don’t we talk about the fact that Osamu could have either had a Tanaka buzzcut or a Kenma split dye at some point

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Was anyone going to tell me Nishinoya and Kaoru had the same english va, or was I supposed to figure that dumb shit out myself?

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WHICH ANIME DID US DIRTIER 😭✋

Like for JJK

Comment for TPN

Reblog for the tears you shed

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I bet as a kid, Osamu stole Atsumu's homework and erased his name to turn it in as his own

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KNOX!

KNOX!!!!!!

KNOX HOW DARE!!!!!!

I LOVE IT SO MUCH-

DEBKJRHFIUYWdOWFIYGXUXHFXKNFJCXGCFGJHVKDSUFHDJESDIUFFHJY

I need a moment....

I HAD MY MOMENT KNOX YOU’RE SO AMAZING LIKE HOLY SHIT

WHY ARE YOU SO KIND?!?!!?

I AM SENDING THE BESTEST VIBES YOUR WAY

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Good choice, Red KSDKFMAOEW *wheezes* 

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This is the best thing I’ve ever made in my entire life, hands down.

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I need someone to make a “Spraypainting Buildings with Nishinoya at 3am” playlist rn please

PLEASE

I WOULD VIBE SO HARD WITH THIS

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Me: *see’s other people do it*

Me: *does it*

Lol, I’m making a quiz, will reblog with the link

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Kuroo: Would you eat me if the food ran out?

Kenma: Nope

Kuroo: Aw ❤️️

Kenma: Becuase I don't eat trash

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The Pigtail Pullers Club (hq version)

This fucking asshole…. WHO SAID YOU COULD BE SO HOT HUH??!??

Quite literally pulls your pigtails. Or ponytail, bun, braid, or anything

If you sit in front of him in class, he’s gonna kick your seat

He also lifts it up, almost dumping you out of it multiple times

Will insult you with no hesitation

Man handles you a lot, just pulling you place to place like the jackass he is

He thumps your forehead a lot

Throws stuff at you, like rolled up pieces of paper or bits of eraser. He, without a doubt, aims for it to go down your shirt

His nicknames are also insulting, gods I just want to punch him….with my lips

You me behind the school after class, we’re either gonna fight or make-out…. Maybe both.

Grabs your stuff and holds/puts it up high where you can’t get it. He’ll leave too, won’t even help

Steals your bag and puts it in the boy’s bathroom

Snoops around your stuff, and taking things when you aren’t paying attention

Picks you up randomly, one moment you’re walking to class, the next you’re over his shoulder

Will pin you to the wall and do absolutely nothing just so you’re late to class

He has no issue with hitting you like you’re a grown ass man, but will pout and cry if you tap him in the face

Little inconveniences, when you just get your locker open he’ll close it imminently. Same if you just booted your laptop up, he’ll shut it down again. He will lock you out of your phone trying to guess your password

Do NOT ask him for help, just don’t

I’m gonna stright up rock your shit and then maybe I’ll go on a date with you

He’s a fucking tease

When he pins you against a wall, all your breath is gone and you have to hold onto him so you don’t fall

He always shows up when you’re talking to guys who like you (he doesn’t care if you know or not)

Makes it VERY obvious he’s into you, basically tells everyone to back tf up

He distracts you during class with notes, texts, or just whispering in your ear to get you in trouble

He’s also very touchy in class, another way to get you in trouble

Will joke to the teacher about all the “bad” things you do

Will grab you as your walking by and yank you into his lap no matter where you are

Shitty ass bitch….you’re lucky you’re pretty

Do not, I repeat, do not watch his practices. If you’re talking with the other guys he will serve a ball into your head

Takes embarrassing pictures of you and blackmails you regularly

Makes you pay when you guys hang out

Will fucking tackle you in the hallway if he sees you walking to class

Don’t walk side by side with him, he will shove you into a wall/door/people

The type of mf that moans or takes about drugs while you’re on the phone with your parents

Jealous ass bitch, he’ll ignore you when you talk to other guys

Don’t let him have any rubber bands, he will not hesitate to pop you with it

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The way I listen to this all the time🧎🏾‍♀️

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HAIKYUU CAR ACCIDENTS

Ft. MBSY Black Jackels

Atsumu:

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WOULD DIP SO FAST I KNOW IT. He would l e a v e. Car accident? Nah. A WHOLE ASS HIT AND RUN. U DYING?? OH WELL. IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE CAR HE’LL LEAVE YOU TWO SORRY CHOCOLATES AND A NOTE SAYING “LOL MY B” Wait- WAIT A DAMN SECOND:

Bokuto:

Poor baby is sobbing. Why? You have no idea. Is he hurt? Is he scared you’re hurt? Is he scared Akaashi’s gonna be dissapointed in him? I guess you’ll never know because you honestly felt too bad to do anything

Hinata:

HE FELT SO GUILTY!!! He immediately stopped and f l e w out of the car towards you asking if you were okay and if anything hurt and ust checking over you while promising to pay for everything and about how he was so sorry. And you were honestly so confused becuase one moment you felt your car jerk a bit and the next you have free food, money, and a whole new car fully paid off.

Sakusa:

You think he’s gonna touch your filthy car with his precious 1960 matte black camaro??? Uh, I think tf not you trick ass hoe

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Y/n Haikyuu Chronicles

Kenma x gn! Reader

Warnings: FLUFF, Homework, kink talk

Rated PG13 I promise

Brought to you by me not coping well with online learning but not wanting to die from getting taught in school

Word Count: 551

Pushing your work off the desk, you groan and slam your head down.

Usually, you didn’t have too much trouble focusing and getting your work done, but today everything seemed better than sitting here working on stupid homework that you didn’t understand.

And it’s not your fault either! During the class your boyfriend had abandoned his own computer and came to sit behind you, pulling your back to rest against his chest. 

He was still attentive, taking notes and nodding along unconsciously, but as soon as his other hand came to rest against your stomach, you mentally clocked out. Every single one of your three (3) braincells could only focus on that hand and the warmth it gave off.

So yeah, not your fault.

“You know,” Kenma said, speaking slowly and not even looking away from his game, “The faster you get it done, the faster you can go about your day.”

You point a finger into the air, talking to your boyfriend who was totally at fault.

“Or, or! I could stop now and be the disappoint my parents always said I was.”

“Stop that,” he said, not apricating your dark coping humor.

You whip around to face him, glaring.

“This is your fault you know! Because of you, I couldn’t focus and spent the whole time distracted by your volleyball hands!”

Kenma hums, a gentle grin pulling at the corner of his mouth.

“I guess Kuroo was right when he said you had a hand kink.”

You gasp and throw the nearest thing- a pillow- at your boyfriend, hitting him in the side of the head.

“THE SALON THING WAS JUST A PHASE, IT WAS NEVER A KINK!”

Kenma’s grin is fully formed as he lays the pillow on his lap to rest his elbows on.

“Sure, Jan.”

“Don’t you “Sure, Jan” me! I taught you that meme!”

He hums and goes silent, still being pointed at dramatically by you.

You are just about the plop down next to him when he speaks up.

“You know you still have to do your work, right?”

You have no qualms with screaming out a curse and just about body slamming yourself onto the ground, groaning and whining the whole time.

It’s only when you pathetically pull on the cuffs of his sweatpants that he sighs deeply and pauses his game.

Leaning down towards your head, he begins running his hand through your hair.

“How about this, you finish your work and once you’re done, you can order some take-out from that food place you like so much, and you can cuddle me while I game.”

You freeze for a moment before beginning again with your wailing.

Another deep sigh is heard before Kenma continues, “And I’ll stop gaming early so we can watch a movie. Ready Player One.”

With a with a quiet grumble at the movie choice, you give him a peck on the cheek and sit down ready to fuck your homework up.

That being said, a few hours later when you’re laying with your boyfriend, bellies full and warm, you decided not to tell Kenma how two minutes on google pulled up a studying site with the exact same questions on it.

He only needs to know how much you love him, not how badly you were beginning to rely on Quizlet.